(06-16-2008, 09:27 PM)Luca Shoal link Wrote: if you were being serious there Dave,

(06-16-2008, 07:02 PM)KarthXLR link Wrote: In other news, Millions of spies lose their jobs.

(06-16-2008, 08:49 PM)Dave link Wrote: we know you 'saved our ass' back in ww2

(06-16-2008, 09:20 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: 1) Your dental plan (or lack thereof). Yeaaaaaa, attack England for its health services, thought that one through well didn't ya
2) Why you let the Rolling Stones still live (let alone perform in public). Paris Hilton
3) Still keeping the overpriced Pound and neglecting the awesome Euro. So how's the dollar been these last few years?
4) The Falklands war. We won, not sure where you're going with this
5) Following George "Dipshit" Bush into Iraq. I'm calling a tie on this one (I VOTED GREEN PARTY)
6) How you let Jaguar be bought out and ruined by Ford. This still makes me sad
7) How you let Mini be bought out and made awesome by BMW. Still made in England
8 ) The middle east. Seriously, Israel was YOUR plan. OK, so another tie, New Labour FTL but don't try and make out they're worse than Republicans
9) Right Said Fred. And I thought you had a sense of humour
10) All of that bullshit in Ireland. Oliver Cromwell and Dick Cheney are one in the same. Cromwell FTW, the monarchy was as outdated in the 17th Century as it is now. I've given serious consideration to overthrowing the Queen myself

(06-17-2008, 06:19 AM)Budr link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=536.msg13177#msg13177 date=1213669229]
1) Your dental plan (or lack thereof). Yeaaaaaa, attack England for its health services, thought that one through well didn't ya
2) Why you let the Rolling Stones still live (let alone perform in public). Paris Hilton
3) Still keeping the overpriced Pound and neglecting the awesome Euro. So how's the dollar been these last few years?
4) The Falklands war. We won, not sure where you're going with this
5) Following George "Dipshit" Bush into Iraq. I'm calling a tie on this one (I VOTED GREEN PARTY)
6) How you let Jaguar be bought out and ruined by Ford. This still makes me sad
7) How you let Mini be bought out and made awesome by BMW. Still made in England
8 ) The middle east. Seriously, Israel was YOUR plan. OK, so another tie, New Labour FTL but don't try and make out they're worse than Republicans
9) Right Said Fred. And I thought you had a sense of humour
10) All of that bullshit in Ireland. Oliver Cromwell and Dick Cheney are one in the same. Cromwell FTW, the monarchy was as outdated in the 17th Century as it is now. I've given serious consideration to overthrowing the Queen myself

(06-16-2008, 08:49 PM)Dave link Wrote: Wow America what the FUCK happened to peer pressure over there?

Furries freely gather without persecution?

fat people are allowed afros

I..
I....

look guys, when we let you have your own country we didnt expect you to go this far, you had your fun in vietnam, and we know you 'saved our ass' back in ww2, but cmon your totally pushing it now, also, what the FUCK did you do to democracy? George Bush? cmon man what!?

why cant you just be like Canada, your half sister, shes great i mean a lil slow, but still a valued member of the family, when our time comes to hand over the empire were kinda goin with Australia atm, stop messing about with your little desert warwe allready tucked you in, we looked for the scary boogie monster WMD's and they dont exist, stop being a spoiled brat and sort out that nasty inflation you have going on, its infectious.

also no more oil for you, your getting cranky


Signed,
      England.

(06-17-2008, 09:08 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: At least you don't have to live in the south :o

(06-17-2008, 01:13 PM)cbre88x link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=536.msg13294#msg13294 date=1213711716]
At least you don't have to live in the south :o

(06-17-2008, 08:35 PM)copulatingduck link Wrote: $20 says he gets a fuckin jetpack.