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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - SAVAGE-0 - 06-17-2010

(06-17-2010, 12:59 PM)Funbucks link Wrote: So random question...what piercings are considered 'gay' (like not in the 'lol thats dumb' manner) cause I see all these straight dudes nowadays with diamonds in their ears, or someone told me a couple days ago that nose rings and brow piercings make people assume you're gay

If a woman has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick...
If a man has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck your dick...


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Professor Funbucks - 06-17-2010

(06-17-2010, 02:30 PM)SAVAGE-0 link Wrote: [quote author=Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg158775#msg158775 date=1276797584]
So random question...what piercings are considered 'gay' (like not in the 'lol thats dumb' manner) cause I see all these straight dudes nowadays with diamonds in their ears, or someone told me a couple days ago that nose rings and brow piercings make people assume you're gay

If a woman has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick...
If a man has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck your dick...
[/quote]

I find that most girls who have piercings in their mouth or on their lips/near the mouth are sluts.
Which isn't a bad thing...lol


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Versus - 06-17-2010

(06-17-2010, 01:48 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg158780#msg158780 date=1276798373]
[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3709.msg158778#msg158778 date=1276798108]
pretty sure i've seen a transsexual woman, looks completely like a man now, but still has a vagina and does porn

I'm worried about you.
[/quote]The best one of those is when he fucks a preop MtF (chick with a dick).
[/quote]

oh man


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Chief - 06-17-2010

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=324934
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=324934
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=324934
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=324934
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=324934
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=324934


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Professor Funbucks - 06-17-2010

(06-17-2010, 04:45 PM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=324934
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=324934
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=324934
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=324934
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=324934
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=324934


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK.
lol nitrous has like a billion things on facebook about this


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Vlambo - 06-17-2010

I think it's a smart move


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Black Aspen - 06-18-2010

(06-17-2010, 04:45 PM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=324934
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=324934
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=324934
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=324934
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=324934
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=324934


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK.

Seems like a weak trade for Montreal, which leads me to believe either
A) Halak didn't want to resign in Montreal (he's an RFA, remember) or
B) They couldn't afford/stomach the money that he was asking for.

Just because St.Louis bagged him in the trade doesn't mean he's going to want to sign with them either though. Could be another reason the pieces going back to Montreal are sort of short. Think of it more like Montreal traded Halak's negotiating rights.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Chief - 06-18-2010

my spacebar key broke as in the giant button fell off, so i ripped it off and im currently using this tiny little thing to press it.

fuck i dont want to buy a new keyboard this one loved me so much ;_;
it was the one that came with the computer


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - HeK - 06-18-2010

(06-18-2010, 10:21 PM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: my spacebar key broke as in the giant button fell off, so i ripped it off and im currently using this tiny little thing to press it.

fuck i dont want to buy a new keyboard this one loved me so much ;_;
it was the one that came with the computer

I have a million at work, hit me up.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - KorJax - 06-19-2010

This is offically the worst week I've ever had in recent memory. In additon to the BF fiasco and him still not replying to a call (his phone is off or something I go straight to voice mail), ALSO
I just got a fucking speeding ticket on the job. Not sure how much it'll cost but I bet around $140

I also work 5-1am tomorrow and then the following day work 10am-8pm. And $20bux says me and my 'ex' still wouldn't have talked things over by then leaving me in a heartbroken confusion with all the loose ends left untied, questions left ignored and unanswered, and no way to get them tied up and settled. All while working my hell shift. God damn I never imagined he was this kind of guy assuming he's actually planning on continuing to ignore me forever. He definatly wasn't that type until just now...


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 06-19-2010

Korjax, work on you.

He's obviously not appreciative enough of you for your to behave otherwise.

Get yourself right.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Professor Funbucks - 06-20-2010

\lol wjhat


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Surf314 - 06-20-2010

I went deep sea fishing and was sea sick the whole fucking time. Fish were biting like crazy too.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Black Aspen - 06-20-2010

(06-20-2010, 07:57 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: I went deep sea fishing and was sea sick the whole fucking time. Fish were biting like crazy too.

This is what happens when you eat the chum.  Your friends will thank you, but your stomach won't.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Luinbariel - 06-21-2010

(06-19-2010, 07:45 PM)KorJax link Wrote: This is offically the worst week I've ever had in recent memory. In additon to the BF fiasco and him still not replying to a call (his phone is off or something I go straight to voice mail), ALSO
I just got a fucking speeding ticket on the job. Not sure how much it'll cost but I bet around $140

I also work 5-1am tomorrow and then the following day work 10am-8pm. And $20bux says me and my 'ex' still wouldn't have talked things over by then leaving me in a heartbroken confusion with all the loose ends left untied, questions left ignored and unanswered, and no way to get them tied up and settled. All while working my hell shift. God damn I never imagined he was this kind of guy assuming he's actually planning on continuing to ignore me forever. He definatly wasn't that type until just now...


Shit man, I'm sorry you're having such a hard time. Sad

I can give you kittens now, though it's probably not much of a consolation.

[Image: cute-kittens-pic51.jpg]


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 06-21-2010

I'm going to infer that you mean to Blend, slowly savor that kitten. 


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Luinbariel - 06-21-2010

It will be delicious AND nutritious.


But naw, he drank my drink and now he's all silly drunk. Lookit him!


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - KarthXLR - 06-21-2010

Because I'm extremely fat and unsocial (see: Cduck) I decided to start going to my gym again, starting today. I didn't have a ride, so I decided to take a shortcut on my bike. I had already made a mistake because I forgot Arizona is FREAKING HOT during the summer. So I'm halfway there, when I notice a littler group of gnats or something. I'm on the side of a busy street, so what the heck, just push through them. (Protip: It was actually a swarm of bees) I don't think they enjoyed me riding straight through them.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Tricks - 06-21-2010

http://www.informationweek.com/news/storage/portable/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=225700823&subSection=News

Quote:Verizon Wireless is contemplating changing its pricing model and switching from unlimited data plans and to tiered pricing, the company said.
Chief Financial Officer John Killian said in an interview that Verizon Wireless will probably change to tiered pricing and do away with an unlimited flat rate. At a recent Barclay’s conference, Verizon Wireless CEO Lowell McAdam also confirmed the carrier would instead use tiered pricing programs and customers would “buy buckets of data by the megabyte.” The reason, said McAdam, was that people have four or five devices they will connect to the network.



Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 06-21-2010

[flash=200,200]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04&feature=related[/flash]