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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 07-10-2010

Ew.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Black Aspen - 07-10-2010

(07-10-2010, 11:49 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg163207#msg163207 date=1278779307]
Don't you hate it when you shave and accidentally cut on your adams apple? Sad

I avoid that area as best as possible, just thinking about it gives me the heebee jeebees.
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Same.

Pro Tip:  Don't shave.  Beard yourself.  Stick to clippers, and you won't have to worry about this anymore.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - copulatingduck - 07-10-2010

clippers own, i only shave for interviews and even then only what looks tacky after I've done a once-over with the clippers


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 07-10-2010

fuck that i just started using a blade the past few days and it owns

it's too fucking humid to shave with the electric


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Versus - 07-10-2010

(07-10-2010, 11:49 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg163207#msg163207 date=1278779307]
Don't you hate it when you shave and accidentally cut on your adams apple? Sad

I avoid that area as best as possible, just thinking about it gives me the heebee jeebees.
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I dunno, I don't think I've ever done that.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - copulatingduck - 07-10-2010

(07-10-2010, 02:34 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: fuck that i just started using a blade the past few days and it owns

it's too fucking humid to shave with the electric

wow john how much do you sweat? maybe you should try cutting some blubber, you'll instantly feel more ventilated


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 07-10-2010

(07-09-2010, 12:30 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: Fml.  Someone did sommething stupid, then none would answer their damn radio, so it falls to the 2LT to stand outside the Colonel's (of the avian persuasion) office waiting to explain why things are fuckedup. 

It always feels bad in the moment, and it will always seem like BS theater 3 years later when you look back on it. Plus, it puts hair on your chest. Once you learn that most O-6s are tame, cause they've already made it (and flag officers even more made), you realize the dangerous ones are really the O-5s who need to make a name for themselves to get the feathers.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Radio Raheem - 07-10-2010

(07-10-2010, 03:22 PM)Duck link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg163238#msg163238 date=1278790454]
fuck that i just started using a blade the past few days and it owns

it's too fucking humid to shave with the electric

wow john how much do you sweat? maybe you should try cutting some blubber, you'll instantly feel more ventilated
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ahahaha this is a great thread i miss u dave


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 07-10-2010

(07-10-2010, 03:22 PM)Duck link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg163238#msg163238 date=1278790454]
fuck that i just started using a blade the past few days and it owns

it's too fucking humid to shave with the electric

wow john how much do you sweat? maybe you should try cutting some blubber, you'll instantly feel more ventilated
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jesus christ you're fucking stupid open a book someday maybe you'll learn a thing or two

or twenty


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Turtle - 07-11-2010

raped versus


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 07-11-2010

This is me right about now: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/06/this-is-why-ill-never-be-adult.html


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 07-11-2010

Fucking _______.

How do they work?



Fill in the blank with a plural noun of your choice. Or something similar.




Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 07-11-2010

Yeah Rummy, this place has like the highest per capita or gold and silver oak leaves I've ever seen.  And I'm holding a O-3 slot, so when I get up and brief everyone's like, "why'd they send one of the assistants?" 


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 07-12-2010

My dad's going in for Gamma Knife radiation surgery tomorrow, and he's freaking out. I forgot to call him back last night, and I'm having trouble getting off work so I can go home to see him in a few weeks. Fucking suck. I talked to him this morning, he's having trouble talking on the phone and not bursting into tears because he's scared. I've never seen the man scared in the 26 years I've been alive. I'm just going to tell my boss to suck it and take the time off and go regardless.

Also, I need to decide if I'm doing the same to go down to TX for my friend's wedding. I haven't seen her in 13 years. I really want to spend some time with her before the day of the wedding to catch up, since afterwards they're locking themselves into the house for the honeymoon. I'm going to go either way, but it's a matter of trying to get time off to go so I can see her before she puts on her wedding dress, or not. Bleh.

I don't know if I can afford plane tickets for either of these activities, because I'm late on some of my bills. I paid them today, so I'll have to figure out on payday (friday) when I'm going where. Hopefully the $1100 in business expenses I just submitted will get paid out then as well. If not, I'm superfucked.

I want to post this on my blog but I don't want to broadcast it to my family and my friend. I definitely don't want it crossposted to facebook like most of my usual crap. It sounds emo but I want to reach out and I don't know who to talk to. I don't feel comfortable talking to my GF about it because honestly I feel like our relationship is on the ropes, and I don't want to make that even more complicated than it already is.

Time to get my shit into gear. Seems like I never get anything done unless I'm barely staying afloat. Need to work on that.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 07-12-2010

Sucky, atom. Go see your pop though, definitely. He needs you, whereas she's got other friends and a new penis to keep her company. Explain to her money is tight and you need to see your pop, and if she's been a friend for so long, she will understand. Unless your secret plan is to "I object to this marriage because I want to marry her!" but that would be a little creepy if you haven't seen her in so long.

Also, you should be paid more. Take cares.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Luinbariel - 07-12-2010

Go see your dad, if you can; I agree with Rummy.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 07-12-2010

(07-12-2010, 04:48 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: Go see your dad, if you can; I agree with Rummy.

Double agree, inform her of said situation, come back and see your Dad


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 07-12-2010

(07-12-2010, 12:47 PM)at0m link Wrote: My dad's going in for Gamma Knife radiation surgery tomorrow, and he's freaking out. I forgot to call him back last night, and I'm having trouble getting off work so I can go home to see him in a few weeks. Fucking suck. I talked to him this morning, he's having trouble talking on the phone and not bursting into tears because he's scared. I've never seen the man scared in the 26 years I've been alive. I'm just going to tell my boss to suck it and take the time off and go regardless.

Also, I need to decide if I'm doing the same to go down to TX for my friend's wedding. I haven't seen her in 13 years. I really want to spend some time with her before the day of the wedding to catch up, since afterwards they're locking themselves into the house for the honeymoon. I'm going to go either way, but it's a matter of trying to get time off to go so I can see her before she puts on her wedding dress, or not. Bleh.

I don't know if I can afford plane tickets for either of these activities, because I'm late on some of my bills. I paid them today, so I'll have to figure out on payday (friday) when I'm going where. Hopefully the $1100 in business expenses I just submitted will get paid out then as well. If not, I'm superfucked.

I want to post this on my blog but I don't want to broadcast it to my family and my friend. I definitely don't want it crossposted to facebook like most of my usual crap. It sounds emo but I want to reach out and I don't know who to talk to. I don't feel comfortable talking to my GF about it because honestly I feel like our relationship is on the ropes, and I don't want to make that even more complicated than it already is.

Time to get my shit into gear. Seems like I never get anything done unless I'm barely staying afloat. Need to work on that.

i'm triple agreeing here. Family > all


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Chief - 07-12-2010

quadruple agree over here

family over friends any day


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - If-I-Die-Its-Lag - 07-12-2010

If it would be me, I wouldn't visit my dad when he's in the hospital. He's too much of an asshole.

However, visit your dad for Christ sakes. He seems to be a decent father.