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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Greatbacon - 08-31-2010

(08-31-2010, 11:24 PM)at0m link Wrote: I have a little problem. I think I know what Crow and Versus would say... hrm.
1000 dollars would buy a lot of steaks to go with your bitches.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 09-01-2010

(08-31-2010, 11:35 PM)geoff link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg171900#msg171900 date=1283315074]
I have a little problem. I think I know what Crow and Versus would say... hrm.

she hot?
[/quote]Not really, but she's chill and doesn't have a gag reflex. And her friend has massive tits.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 09-01-2010

(09-01-2010, 12:02 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=geoff link=topic=3709.msg171903#msg171903 date=1283315748]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg171900#msg171900 date=1283315074]
I have a little problem. I think I know what Crow and Versus would say... hrm.

she hot?
[/quote]Not really, but she's chill and doesn't have a gag reflex. And her friend has massive tits.
[/quote]

Elaborate.



Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 09-01-2010

(09-01-2010, 03:49 AM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg171908#msg171908 date=1283317349]
[quote author=geoff link=topic=3709.msg171903#msg171903 date=1283315748]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg171900#msg171900 date=1283315074]
I have a little problem. I think I know what Crow and Versus would say... hrm.

she hot?
[/quote]Not really, but she's chill and doesn't have a gag reflex. And her friend has massive tits.
[/quote]

Elaborate.


[/quote]


Wif pics.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 09-01-2010

(09-01-2010, 12:02 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=geoff link=topic=3709.msg171903#msg171903 date=1283315748]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg171900#msg171900 date=1283315074]
I have a little problem. I think I know what Crow and Versus would say... hrm.

she hot?
[/quote]Not really, but she's chill and doesn't have a gag reflex. And her friend has massive tits.
[/quote]

Do it faggot, your girlfriend is bi-curious and either way you've been wanting to break with her for a while. See if its cool to invite her, if not, let it go out with a bang.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Sponson - 09-01-2010

(08-31-2010, 08:56 PM)Vongore link Wrote: [quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg171835#msg171835 date=1283265600]
[quote author=Vongore link=topic=3709.msg171772#msg171772 date=1283217395]
Since my dad lost his job, the only thing he does is sit on the computer and smoke.
Is he on the job-chase?
[/quote]

Yeah, that's what he does besides playing.  It's not like he's a loser. He's a well known comercial engineer and was the Vice president of the biggest mall franchise in Chile.

Unfortunately, the company was bought and he lost his position. And as he says, having a strong resume is great. But having a strong resume such as his tends to intimidate other companies. I still can't figure out why, but almost 2 years without a job can proove it, i guess :/.


[/quote]

A strong resume is intimidating because lesser companies would feel as though your father is entitled to a better pay/benefits, and the inability to pay for such would result in your father leaving anyway.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 09-01-2010

(09-01-2010, 09:08 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg171908#msg171908 date=1283317349]
[quote author=geoff link=topic=3709.msg171903#msg171903 date=1283315748]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg171900#msg171900 date=1283315074]
I have a little problem. I think I know what Crow and Versus would say... hrm.

she hot?
[/quote]Not really, but she's chill and doesn't have a gag reflex. And her friend has massive tits.
[/quote]

Do it faggot, your girlfriend is bi-curious and either way you've been wanting to break with her for a while. See if its cool to invite her, if not, let it go out with a bang.
[/quote]lol foursome, good idea

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - KorJax - 09-01-2010

(09-01-2010, 09:20 AM)Sponson link Wrote: [quote author=Vongore link=topic=3709.msg171883#msg171883 date=1283306216]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg171835#msg171835 date=1283265600]
[quote author=Vongore link=topic=3709.msg171772#msg171772 date=1283217395]
Since my dad lost his job, the only thing he does is sit on the computer and smoke.
Is he on the job-chase?
[/quote]

Yeah, that's what he does besides playing.  It's not like he's a loser. He's a well known comercial engineer and was the Vice president of the biggest mall franchise in Chile.

Unfortunately, the company was bought and he lost his position. And as he says, having a strong resume is great. But having a strong resume such as his tends to intimidate other companies. I still can't figure out why, but almost 2 years without a job can proove it, i guess :/.


[/quote]

A strong resume is intimidating because lesser companies would feel as though your father is entitled to a better pay/benefits, and the inability to pay for such would result in your father leaving anyway.
[/quote]

Which is why you redo your resume to not be as impressive but to still be as impressive.

During the interview if they ask questions about "why do you want to take a step down" then he'll have to make up some excuse about branching his interestests and other etc bullshit like that. Look it up on google, there are plenty of guides out there for getting a job as a person who is overqualified for the positions they are wanting.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Luinbariel - 09-01-2010

Just do it, at0m. I know I kind of gave you shit about similar things before, but just do it. If you think you'd feel guilty then I guess you only have two choices; try to hide it or come clean with your girlfriend and see how she reacts.

Maybe you could tell her you want a more open relationship and see where it goes, or maybe you could take a break, I don't know. But I think it's pretty clear you haven't been all that happy for a long time, and something's gotta give.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 09-01-2010

What happens in Louisiana stays in Louisiana, except herpes. That shit will come back with you.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Luinbariel - 09-01-2010

I ordered a copy of my book about a month ago and it's ONE day away from them being able to consider it missing. So now I have to fight for another copy so I can edit the godamned thing one more time.

I waited for the mail every day for just about a month, I'm getting tired of it.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Chief - 09-01-2010

(08-31-2010, 11:24 PM)at0m link Wrote: I have a little problem. I think I know what Crow and Versus would say... hrm.
Article 80 from the Bro Code.

Quote:A Bro shall make every effort to aid another Bro in riding the tricycle, short of completing the tricycle himself.

fucking.
go.
for.
it.

In fact, go pack up your damn bags right now. Jesus, is this really a hard decision?

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Live-Free-Or-Pie - 09-01-2010

Allrighty... fucking awesome one for you all

So, there's a large TV network near where I live and some asshole protester decided he wanted attention, so he took some hostages and now the roads and the Metro around where I live are all fucked up. I hop on the Metro to go back home and I get stuck in the tunnel for :20 min during rush hour because there's a "sick passenger" 3 stops away, Delay #1.
I switch lines and I get a phone call. The phone call was a recruitment manager at a job I'm applying for making a surprise call, the train hits a dead zone and the phone disconnects. I immediately get off at the next stop and try to call back, automated system, FUCK, delay #2.

Get back on the train, still got a situation near my apartment, delay#3.

I left a phone message and sent an e-mail to the person who called :40 min later after I got back to my apartment. I don't think a dropped call is going to hurt my chances... but still FUCK.

Update: Police killed the guy, hostages are safe. The guy was off his rocker, but it's sad to see it end that way, fuck...

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Vlambo - 09-01-2010

(08-31-2010, 11:51 PM)Greatbacon link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg171900#msg171900 date=1283315074]
I have a little problem. I think I know what Crow and Versus would say... hrm.
1000 dollars would buy a lot of steaks to go with your bitches.
[/quote]

DEAR GOD MAN WHY EVEN THINK

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGGO

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Totla - 09-01-2010

Another all night homework night with somewhere between three and five tests tomorrow (out of seven classes).

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Totla - 09-02-2010

Forgive the double post, but we just found out my sister has seizures when she was rowing and just had one.
I have localized ones, so hopefully this isn't some genetic thing.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 09-02-2010

(09-01-2010, 08:28 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: [quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=3709.msg171907#msg171907 date=1283316687]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg171900#msg171900 date=1283315074]
I have a little problem. I think I know what Crow and Versus would say... hrm.
1000 dollars would buy a lot of steaks to go with your bitches.
[/quote]

DEAR GOD MAN WHY EVEN THINK

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGGO
[/quote]

Absentee Crow is Absent.  I've done a 100% of the company in the past 2 weeks... DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHIT AN ENGINEER COMPANY HAS?!?!?!  My hand receipt alone is $3.3 million!

Anyways, I can't condone cheating on someone you're in a committed relationship with, no matter the reason.  Break it off and Go.  Or bring her along, or go with her blessing.  But you need to tell her, and it's going to get complicated.  Grats. 

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 09-02-2010

(09-01-2010, 09:08 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg171908#msg171908 date=1283317349]
[quote author=geoff link=topic=3709.msg171903#msg171903 date=1283315748]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg171900#msg171900 date=1283315074]
I have a little problem. I think I know what Crow and Versus would say... hrm.

she hot?
[/quote]Not really, but she's chill and doesn't have a gag reflex. And her friend has massive tits.
[/quote]

Do it faggot, your girlfriend is bi-curious and either way you've been wanting to break with her for a while. See if its cool to invite her, if not, let it go out with a bang.
[/quote]

If you are calling her your "girlfriend," then tell the GF of your invitation. Period.

She will either be interested, or disinterested. Regardless of her interest/disinterest, invite her along. Try to coax her. She will either be cool, or not. Either way, you relieve your guilt, and find out whether you and her can take it to the next level.

Whether or not you got to Louisiana is immaterial to the above. That's your own decision.

My personal bias, since I left my ex, the only woman I've been with, I've had three different women in the booty-call range (calling me, that is). Although tempting on-paper, none have been who I really wanted to be with. That's my own decision. It's not about bragging to yourself, or bragging to BRBu, it's what you want to do. And the person you commit to will either be cool with that, or not.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - [SiN] Merc - 09-02-2010

Just got back home.

Had a 12 hour work day, followed by me sprinting in what I can describe best as a flash flood to my collage, getting soaked so bad my wallet was dripping.

Then when I get home, I have a fever and no food.

This is totally not cash.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 09-03-2010

Quote: Merc link=topic=3709.msg172263#msg172263 date=1283485809]
Just got back home.

Had a 12 hour work day, followed by me sprinting in what I can describe best as a flash flood to my collage, getting soaked so bad my wallet was dripping.

Then when I get home, I have a fever and no food.

This is totally not cash.

Payback for being a spy.