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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dave - 03-11-2011

I am far far far too hungover to be.

There's a massive party tonight too.

Not making it out of Uni alive.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - k0ala - 03-11-2011

OK. Drink 3 glasses of water. Have another glass of water standing by you at all times today.
Now some coffee.
Now make some toast. Push the button down twice.
You want to burn the bread. It's like the activated charcoal in your air freshener or gas mask. Burnt toast will adsorb some of the nasty stuff from the drinks adventure and keep you from having to process it.
Now that you had a couple bites of toast, have an aspirin pill. Just one.
Now we can talk about scrambled eggs and bloody marys and vitamin pills. But make sure you neck down Water, Caffeine, and Aspirin first.



Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dave - 03-11-2011

(03-11-2011, 10:16 AM)k0ala link Wrote: OK. Drink 3 glasses of water. Have another glass of water standing by you at all times today.
Now some coffee.
Now make some toast. Push the button down twice.
You want to burn the bread. It's like the activated charcoal in your air freshener or gas mask. Burnt toast will adsorb some of the nasty stuff from the drinks adventure and keep you from having to process it.
Now that you had a couple bites of toast, have an aspirin pill. Just one.
Now we can talk about scrambled eggs and bloody marys and vitamin pills. But make sure you neck down Water, Caffeine, and Aspirin first.


Erm, I'm a student, a very bad one, my options are:

- beans
- beer
- weed
- beer

I'm just gonna go with all of them.
maye not the beans, effort.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Vongore - 03-11-2011

http://plixi.com/p/83217406#

:'(


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 03-11-2011

(03-11-2011, 12:05 PM)Dave link Wrote: [quote author=k0ala link=topic=3709.msg199089#msg199089 date=1299856603]
OK. Drink 3 glasses of water. Have another glass of water standing by you at all times today.
Now some coffee.
Now make some toast. Push the button down twice.
You want to burn the bread. It's like the activated charcoal in your air freshener or gas mask. Burnt toast will adsorb some of the nasty stuff from the drinks adventure and keep you from having to process it.
Now that you had a couple bites of toast, have an aspirin pill. Just one.
Now we can talk about scrambled eggs and bloody marys and vitamin pills. But make sure you neck down Water, Caffeine, and Aspirin first.


Erm, I'm a student, a very bad one, my options are:

- beans
- beer
- weed
- beer

I'm just gonna go with all of them.
maye not the beans, effort.
[/quote]


weed isn't represented enough in this list.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dr. Zaius - 03-11-2011

(03-11-2011, 02:33 PM)Kirby, the Spyro link Wrote: [quote author=Dave link=topic=3709.msg199101#msg199101 date=1299863127]
[quote author=k0ala link=topic=3709.msg199089#msg199089 date=1299856603]
OK. Drink 3 glasses of water. Have another glass of water standing by you at all times today.
Now some coffee.
Now make some toast. Push the button down twice.
You want to burn the bread. It's like the activated charcoal in your air freshener or gas mask. Burnt toast will adsorb some of the nasty stuff from the drinks adventure and keep you from having to process it.
Now that you had a couple bites of toast, have an aspirin pill. Just one.
Now we can talk about scrambled eggs and bloody marys and vitamin pills. But make sure you neck down Water, Caffeine, and Aspirin first.



Erm, I'm a student, a very bad one, my options are:

- weed
- beans
- weed
- beer
- weed
- beer

I'm just gonna go with all of them.
maye not the beans, effort.
[/quote]


weed isn't represented enough in this list.
[/quote]

Needs two more times, for good measure.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Vlambo - 03-11-2011

(03-11-2011, 12:05 PM)Dave link Wrote: [quote author=k0ala link=topic=3709.msg199089#msg199089 date=1299856603]
OK. Drink 3 glasses of water. Have another glass of water standing by you at all times today.
Now some coffee.
Now make some toast. Push the button down twice.
You want to burn the bread. It's like the activated charcoal in your air freshener or gas mask. Burnt toast will adsorb some of the nasty stuff from the drinks adventure and keep you from having to process it.
Now that you had a couple bites of toast, have an aspirin pill. Just one.
Now we can talk about scrambled eggs and bloody marys and vitamin pills. But make sure you neck down Water, Caffeine, and Aspirin first.


Erm, I'm a student, a very bad one, my options are:

- beans
- beer
- weed
- beer

I'm just gonna go with all of them.
maye not the beans, effort.
[/quote]

Drink beer, more beer, beer again then beer

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Coelit - 03-11-2011

(03-11-2011, 04:30 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: [quote author=Dave link=topic=3709.msg199101#msg199101 date=1299863127]
[quote author=k0ala link=topic=3709.msg199089#msg199089 date=1299856603]
OK. Drink 3 glasses of water. Have another glass of water standing by you at all times today.
Now some coffee.
Now make some toast. Push the button down twice.
You want to burn the bread. It's like the activated charcoal in your air freshener or gas mask. Burnt toast will adsorb some of the nasty stuff from the drinks adventure and keep you from having to process it.
Now that you had a couple bites of toast, have an aspirin pill. Just one.
Now we can talk about scrambled eggs and bloody marys and vitamin pills. But make sure you neck down Water, Caffeine, and Aspirin first.


Erm, I'm a student, a very bad one, my options are:

- beans
- beer
- weed
- beer

I'm just gonna go with all of them.
maye not the beans, effort.
[/quote]

Drink beer, more beer, beer again then beer
[/quote]
And then after that drink as much pot as you can.

Wait whut?

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Stein - 03-11-2011

(03-11-2011, 08:14 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: Efficient German Engineering means having to drop the transmission to replace the starter......

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
hahahaha wtf man, I feel for you.

On Subarus, its easiest to lift out the motor to change the clutch... because to drop the tranny you need to disconnect the drive shaft and two axles.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - kaese - 03-11-2011

18 hr drive from Wisco to NC! I had fun times in the back seat while being crushed by everyone's bags.
I'm at a hotel in Wilmington, NC right now and I reached under the bed to find a tube of KY jelly.
Yuck.
Definitely washed my hands.

Aside from that, another frisbee tournament! and SB2K11 at Myrtle Beach.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Hobospartan - 03-11-2011

(03-11-2011, 09:59 PM)Käse link Wrote: 18 hr drive from Wisco to NC! I had fun times in the back seat while being crushed by everyone's bags.
I'm at a hotel in Wilmington, NC right now and I reached under the bed to find a tube of KY jelly.
Yuck.
Definitely washed my hands.

Aside from that, another frisbee tournament! and SB2K11 at Myrtle Beach.

Welcome to the good Old North State!  Have fun at Myrtle though, that place is a freaking blast during spring break.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 03-12-2011

Frustrated.

bt-eunwhwetnhuioaeuithjnuasitnq

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 03-12-2011

(03-11-2011, 11:07 PM)Hobospartan link Wrote: [quote author=Käse link=topic=3709.msg199140#msg199140 date=1299898783]
18 hr drive from Wisco to NC! I had fun times in the back seat while being crushed by everyone's bags.
I'm at a hotel in Wilmington, NC right now and I reached under the bed to find a tube of KY jelly.
Yuck.
Definitely washed my hands.

Aside from that, another frisbee tournament! and SB2K11 at Myrtle Beach.

Welcome to the good Old North State!  Have fun at Myrtle though, that place is a freaking blast during spring break.
[/quote]my stoner fuck buddy from college just moved there

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - HeK - 03-12-2011

(03-11-2011, 09:16 PM)Stein link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg199075#msg199075 date=1299849270]
Efficient German Engineering means having to drop the transmission to replace the starter......

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
hahahaha wtf man, I feel for you.

On Subarus, its easiest to lift out the motor to change the clutch... because to drop the tranny you need to disconnect the drive shaft and two axles.
[/quote]

Starter: Reach behind the driver's corner of the engine with a ratchet, easily undo the two bolts, remove starter.

For a clutch, removing the axles is so easy. Just use a drift and tap out the two retaining pins, axles slide off. However, if you have the 6,000 lb 6-speed transmission, pull the engine. Engine pull is also easy.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Coelit - 03-12-2011

(03-12-2011, 04:28 AM)Didzo link Wrote: Frustrated.

bt-eunwhwetnhuioaeuithjnuasitnq
What happened?

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dr. Zaius - 03-12-2011

(03-12-2011, 07:55 PM)BS1 link Wrote: Don't forget about Daylight Savings! Clocks get set ahead Sunday, March 13th at 2:00 am.  Sad


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Eschatos - 03-13-2011

Combo FML/Made my day:

I've been getting extremely bored of games in general lately(other than Pokemans) so I've had the chance to work a lot more on my coding skills.  I'm gonna try starting work on a roguelike in the vein of Nethack due to my complete lack of any skill whatsoever with graphics.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 03-13-2011

(03-12-2011, 03:30 PM)Coelit link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg199157#msg199157 date=1299922090]
Frustrated.

bt-eunwhwetnhuioaeuithjnuasitnq
What happened?
[/quote]

Life.



Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Coelit - 03-13-2011

(03-13-2011, 01:45 AM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg199183#msg199183 date=1299961808]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg199157#msg199157 date=1299922090]
Frustrated.

bt-eunwhwetnhuioaeuithjnuasitnq
What happened?
[/quote]

Life.


[/quote]
Yep, sounds valid enough to post in this thread.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Badgerman of DOOM - 03-13-2011

So our area coordinator said that we could keep our fridges plugged in over break. So I did. I come back, and it's unplugged, and there's melted, rancid ice cream all over the freezer.
And then I also forgot my power strip.