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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Neonie - 11-25-2009

(11-25-2009, 04:25 PM)diggs link Wrote: stay in school, kids

You should ask Caffine about staying in school. He did that and he's working a job he could do with half the knowledge.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Luinbariel - 11-25-2009

He's not joking, that's legal. They only have to give you so much time off in between shifts.

Also I hardly think anyone has just the right amount of knowledge for a job.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - beep beep diglett - 11-25-2009

(11-25-2009, 04:28 PM)Neonie in a Suit link Wrote: [quote author=diggs link=topic=3709.msg123670#msg123670 date=1259184303]
stay in school, kids

You should ask Caffine about staying in school. He did that and he's working a job he could do with half the knowledge.
[/quote]

very true, but you cant really go up from there without a diploma

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 11-25-2009

(11-25-2009, 05:42 PM)diggs link Wrote: [quote author=Neonie in a Suit link=topic=3709.msg123672#msg123672 date=1259184536]
[quote author=diggs link=topic=3709.msg123670#msg123670 date=1259184303]
stay in school, kids

You should ask Caffine about staying in school. He did that and he's working a job he could do with half the knowledge.
[/quote]

very true, but you cant really go up from there without a diploma
[/quote]

True, but I got my masters in now, so when I do have a few years of experience and companies start hiring again, I'll be in a good position to make bank

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Versus - 11-25-2009

home internet is shittier than it was when i left

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Professor Funbucks - 11-28-2009

GODDAMMIT
I woke up in the middle of the night, reached over to my computer mouse and BAM
BIG FUCKING GlASS OF JUICE GOES FLYING, SPILLS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD
NOW THE KEYS ARE GONNA BE STICKY
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT I LEFT SOME JUICE OH FUCK

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 11-28-2009

"Let's go to El Zs to eat"
"Ok"
<El Zapatas is closed>
"well, we can go the mini px and get pizzahut"
<mini px closed>
"hey the burger king is open"
<sign on burger king door- "due to equipment malfunctions, we can not offer bugger, whopper, steakhouse or tendergrilled products">
"um... I'm betting the little ceasars is closed, lets order chinese"
"HAI! YOU WANT THE WON TONG?!?"
"I need a General Tsu's chicken combination and some peking chicken"
"FIFTEEN DALLA! YOU PAY CASH NOW!"
"credit?"
"Ok, give number"
"XXX-XX-XXXX"
"OK, THANKYOU"
<chinese food delivered to other company's CQ desk, the CQ starts eating our chinese.>



Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Professor Funbucks - 11-28-2009

(11-28-2009, 03:46 AM)Professor Funbucks link Wrote: GODDAMMIT
I woke up in the middle of the night, reached over to my computer mouse and BAM
BIG FUCKING GlASS OF JUICE GOES FLYING, SPILLS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD
NOW THE KEYS ARE GONNA BE STICKY
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT I LEFT SOME JUICE OH FUCK
GODDAMMIT NOW THE CTRL KEY IS STICKY.
FUCK I HATE THAT SO MUCH I USE THE CTRL KEY SO MUCH

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Turtle - 11-28-2009

(11-28-2009, 09:48 PM)Professor Funbucks link Wrote: [quote author=Professor Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg124005#msg124005 date=1259397961]
GODDAMMIT
I woke up in the middle of the night, reached over to my computer mouse and BAM
BIG FUCKING GlASS OF JUICE GOES FLYING, SPILLS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD
NOW THE KEYS ARE GONNA BE STICKY
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT I LEFT SOME JUICE OH FUCK
GODDAMMIT NOW THE CTRL KEY IS STICKY.
FUCK I HATE THAT SO MUCH I USE THE CTRL KEY SO MUCH
[/quote]
STOP CROUCHING WHEN YOU CAMP

PROBLEM SOLVED

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Versus - 11-29-2009

i just played mw2 until 4 without realizing it

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - ThunderStain - 11-29-2009

I bought 70 bones worth of beer and rum.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 11-29-2009

shit, I can do that with one round for everyone.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Professor Funbucks - 11-29-2009

(11-28-2009, 09:51 PM)Turtle link Wrote: [quote author=Professor Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg124088#msg124088 date=1259462927]
[quote author=Professor Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg124005#msg124005 date=1259397961]
GODDAMMIT
I woke up in the middle of the night, reached over to my computer mouse and BAM
BIG FUCKING GlASS OF JUICE GOES FLYING, SPILLS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD
NOW THE KEYS ARE GONNA BE STICKY
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT I LEFT SOME JUICE OH FUCK
GODDAMMIT NOW THE CTRL KEY IS STICKY.
FUCK I HATE THAT SO MUCH I USE THE CTRL KEY SO MUCH
[/quote]
STOP CROUCHING WHEN YOU CAMP

PROBLEM SOLVED
[/quote]

BUT IT MAKES ME LOOK SO TACTICOOL

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 11-29-2009

[Image: 633685079155117095-tacticoolnomatterhowa...retard.jpg]

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - HeK - 11-29-2009

(11-29-2009, 01:13 PM)ThunderStain link Wrote: I bought 70 bones worth of beer and rum.

I was looking at a $120/oz 40-year old Scotch on Friday night....

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Totla - 11-29-2009

So for the last ten minutes or so, I've been talking to my friend about this essay we have to write that's due tomorrow.
I just realized that that means I have to actually write the essay now.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - ThunderStain - 11-29-2009

(11-29-2009, 10:30 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=ThunderStain link=topic=3709.msg124180#msg124180 date=1259518389]
I bought 70 bones worth of beer and rum.

I was looking at a $120/oz 40-year old Scotch on Friday night....
[/quote]

Damn. Thats some expensive hooch. I spent my money on a 40 of screech, a case of beer and 3 beer off a friend. We played power hour and on the 10s we took shots of rum. I have a bad feeling im going to eat shit about how drunk I was in school tomorrow morning. Im not sure if I shouted I have a small penis or if i dreamt/ imagined it.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 12-01-2009

"LT Crow, you will be PL for the next mission.  There is a suspected IED cache in somewhere in these 3 buildings in the center of the village, higher suspects a squad sized insurgent element in the area."

"Hey LT, your squad leader just told you that building was clear and then got a couple of his guys dead, you better do something quick-  Because oh shit, you're being bracketed!"  (Begin a stupid amount of arty sims)

"Request for fire mission denied"

"HEY LT, YOUR PEOPLE ARE ALL FUCKED UP, YOUR CCP IS UP HERE AND YOUR FUCKING SQUAD LEADERS HAVE THEIR SQUADS WAY THE FUCK BACK THERE"

-.-;

Fun day at the office.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Versus - 12-01-2009

lol, that sucks

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Turtle - 12-01-2009

I got appendicitis

My appendix is now in a jar in a box in the garage.