(06-20-2011, 04:16 PM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: Got home today to see 3 more squirrels trying to chew their way into our shed, yet again. Go inside, grab the trusty high power sniper rifle (Read: .22) and prepare for war.


Pop one right off the side of the shed, he drops like a brick and the other two take off like they're being shot at. The second one makes it halfway to the tree he's going for, drop him in mid-bounce. 3rd one has like +4 to AGI, I miss him twice and then the 3rd round literally removes one of his hind legs. I sprint up to him as fast as I possibly can, put the barrel to his head before I've even stopped moving forward and pull the trigger, poor little guy is making so much noise.

<click>

I'm like ohgodwtfwtfwtf =(=( and I sprint inside even faster than I sprinted a minute ago and discover to my extreme dismay that I'm out of fucking ammo, not only for my .22, but the .45 as well.

Then I remember an unfired round got stovepiped in the rifle last week, dented the side of the casing something bad and for some reason unbeknownst to me at the time, instead of making it safe and discarding it like would be proper, I just tossed it into my rifle's case.

So I grab that bullet and a small pair of craft pliers and attempt to re-round the bullet enough to fit into the barrel of the rifle manually, and manage to get it in like 2/3 of the way so I can just slam it in the rest of the way with the bolt and hope it doesn't cook off right there. Thankfully, not only did it not cook off being slammed into the barrel of a weapon when it's still not even the correct shape, but it still fired when I needed it to.

Now I feel bad for that poor little dude who had to writhe there screaming for 45 seconds because I forgot to check if my clip was full or not. =/

(06-20-2011, 04:20 PM)Mission Difficult link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg211088#msg211088 date=1308604584]
Got home today to see 3 more squirrels trying to chew their way into our shed, yet again. Go inside, grab the trusty high power sniper rifle (Read: .22) and prepare for war.


Pop one right off the side of the shed, he drops like a brick and the other two take off like they're being shot at. The second one makes it halfway to the tree he's going for, drop him in mid-bounce. 3rd one has like +4 to AGI, I miss him twice and then the 3rd round literally removes one of his hind legs. I sprint up to him as fast as I possibly can, put the barrel to his head before I've even stopped moving forward and pull the trigger, poor little guy is making so much noise.

<click>

I'm like ohgodwtfwtfwtf =(=( and I sprint inside even faster than I sprinted a minute ago and discover to my extreme dismay that I'm out of fucking ammo, not only for my .22, but the .45 as well.

Then I remember an unfired round got stovepiped in the rifle last week, dented the side of the casing something bad and for some reason unbeknownst to me at the time, instead of making it safe and discarding it like would be proper, I just tossed it into my rifle's case.

So I grab that bullet and a small pair of craft pliers and attempt to re-round the bullet enough to fit into the barrel of the rifle manually, and manage to get it in like 2/3 of the way so I can just slam it in the rest of the way with the bolt and hope it doesn't cook off right there. Thankfully, not only did it not cook off being slammed into the barrel of a weapon when it's still not even the correct shape, but it still fired when I needed it to.

Now I feel bad for that poor little dude who had to writhe there screaming for 45 seconds because I forgot to check if my clip was full or not. =/

(06-20-2011, 04:31 PM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: Squirrels would probably be able to get out of a bucket or even barrel far too easy too, it's never ceased to amaze me what those little fuckers can traverse and/or climb.

(06-20-2011, 04:54 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg211093#msg211093 date=1308605501]
Squirrels would probably be able to get out of a bucket or even barrel far too easy too, it's never ceased to amaze me what those little fuckers can traverse and/or climb.

(06-20-2011, 05:21 PM)matter11 link Wrote: squirrels are like many video game characters, they are agile like no one's business but meet their demise cause they can't swim. (found one dead in a flooded garbage can once.)

(06-21-2011, 11:58 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: I don't like it when the rocket/mortar/whatever flies directly over my head.

(06-21-2011, 12:08 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg211220#msg211220 date=1308675508]
I don't like it when the rocket/mortar/whatever flies directly over my head.

(06-21-2011, 01:21 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg211222#msg211222 date=1308676094]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg211220#msg211220 date=1308675508]
I don't like it when the rocket/mortar/whatever flies directly over my head.

(06-21-2011, 07:42 PM)Eightball link Wrote: so I had a migraine

and im' supposed to take 600mg ibuprofen to stop the migraines

so I took some ibuprofen that we got last year when I had my wisdom teeth rmoved and I think it was spoiled or expired or some shit

because I'm halfway between being unconscious, drunk, and vomit

and I still have a headache

wowogjeoigeigogwowooweweewewooowowowo

(06-21-2011, 07:42 PM)Eightball link Wrote: so I had a migraine

and im' supposed to take 600mg ibuprofen to stop the migraines

so I took some ibuprofen that we got last year when I had my wisdom teeth rmoved and I think it was spoiled or expired or some shit

because I'm halfway between being unconscious, drunk, and vomit

and I still have a headache

wowogjeoigeigogwowooweweewewooowowowo

(06-21-2011, 07:48 PM)Mission Difficult link Wrote: [quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg211305#msg211305 date=1308703330]
so I had a migraine

and im' supposed to take 600mg ibuprofen to stop the migraines

so I took some ibuprofen that we got last year when I had my wisdom teeth rmoved and I think it was spoiled or expired or some shit

because I'm halfway between being unconscious, drunk, and vomit

and I still have a headache

wowogjeoigeigogwowooweweewewooowowowo

(06-21-2011, 09:02 PM)Eightball link Wrote: [quote author=Mission Difficult link=topic=3709.msg211307#msg211307 date=1308703724]
[quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg211305#msg211305 date=1308703330]
so I had a migraine

and im' supposed to take 600mg ibuprofen to stop the migraines

so I took some ibuprofen that we got last year when I had my wisdom teeth rmoved and I think it was spoiled or expired or some shit

because I'm halfway between being unconscious, drunk, and vomit

and I still have a headache

wowogjeoigeigogwowooweweewewooowowowo

(06-21-2011, 10:25 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: Insurgent alarm clock is better than an normal alarm clock; it's much better at getting you up FAST, and it's much more satisfying to beat with a hammer.