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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 12-12-2009

artillery simulators, though +1 for arty sims pic neoni.  It was a battalion field training exercise.  for some reason my platoon was touched by the hand of planning and didn't get a single day mission, all night ops, all week long.  my right eye is about ready to revolt from all the time looking through a nightvision monocle.  There were a couple nights where the illum was damn near 0% due to weather and you could barely see your hand in front of your face without nightvision. 


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - HeK - 12-12-2009

(12-12-2009, 10:02 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: artillery simulators, though +1 for arty sims pic neoni.  It was a battalion field training exercise.  for some reason my platoon was touched by the hand of planning and didn't get a single day mission, all night ops, all week long.  my right eye is about ready to revolt from all the time looking through a nightvision monocle.  There were a couple nights where the illum was damn near 0% due to weather and you could barely see your hand in front of your face without nightvision. 

And I bet you'd still take it over a desk job Tongue


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Neonie - 12-12-2009

I work 11pm-7am. I decided to come home and go to sleep like I always do. The guy upstaris decided it would apparently be fun to stomp AS LOUD AS HE FUCKING CAN on the ceiling every few minutes. I have to go to work tonight.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 12-12-2009

(12-12-2009, 02:24 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg126384#msg126384 date=1260630165]
artillery simulators, though +1 for arty sims pic neoni.  It was a battalion field training exercise.  for some reason my platoon was touched by the hand of planning and didn't get a single day mission, all night ops, all week long.  my right eye is about ready to revolt from all the time looking through a nightvision monocle.  There were a couple nights where the illum was damn near 0% due to weather and you could barely see your hand in front of your face without nightvision. 

And I bet you'd still take it over a desk job Tongue
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Of course he would, a degree in physics gives him a +1 saving throw against artillery. If he wanted to drive a desk he would have gotten himself a Master's in Finance.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 12-12-2009

shit, if i had a nickel for everytime i've heard "your degree is in what?  WTF are you doing in the army?"  And i am becoming less hooah as time in tradoc builds up.  Conversely there is an all too hooah jag guy here who is going to ranger school next year.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - ThunderStain - 12-13-2009

I am Lenny Kravitz.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Squishy3 - 12-13-2009

(12-13-2009, 01:53 PM)ThunderStain link Wrote: I am Lenny Kravitz.
Get your goddamn song off of those goddamn guitar hero commercials I AM TIRED OF HEARING IT.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - 3clipse - 12-13-2009

Hmmm, last night I went to a movie with some friends, this girl that i liked invited me and insisted on paying for my ticket cuz i am broke. I accpted and met her and our friends there. We sat down in the theater and she sat next to me so I was thinkin, "alright, she may like me as well." She and some others got up to go get some popcorn, she came back holding one of my best buddies hand. Not fun.
EDIT: Hmmm, the plot thinkens. (Quote from her friend on facebook.)"so she said that she doesn't really want to be in a relationship with anyone but she likes someone (not cody) that she hardly knows... that would be you..."


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 12-14-2009

(12-12-2009, 02:24 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg126384#msg126384 date=1260630165]
artillery simulators, though +1 for arty sims pic neoni.  It was a battalion field training exercise.  for some reason my platoon was touched by the hand of planning and didn't get a single day mission, all night ops, all week long.  my right eye is about ready to revolt from all the time looking through a nightvision monocle.  There were a couple nights where the illum was damn near 0% due to weather and you could barely see your hand in front of your face without nightvision. 

And I bet you'd still take it over a desk job Tongue
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this actually sounds fun to me :S


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - cbre88x - 12-14-2009

(12-13-2009, 10:32 PM)3clipse link Wrote: Hmmm, last night I went to a movie with some friends, this girl that i liked invited me and insisted on paying for my ticket cuz i am broke. I accpted and met her and our friends there. We sat down in the theater and she sat next to me so I was thinkin, "alright, she may like me as well." She and some others got up to go get some popcorn, she came back holding one of my best buddies hand. Not fun.
EDIT: Hmmm, the plot thinkens. (Quote from her friend on facebook.)"so she said that she doesn't really want to be in a relationship with anyone but she likes someone (not cody) that she hardly knows... that would be you..."

tell her you'd put it in her butt.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Turtle - 12-14-2009

(12-14-2009, 03:48 AM)cbre88x link Wrote: [quote author=3clipse link=topic=3709.msg126634#msg126634 date=1260761526]
Hmmm, last night I went to a movie with some friends, this girl that i liked invited me and insisted on paying for my ticket cuz i am broke. I accpted and met her and our friends there. We sat down in the theater and she sat next to me so I was thinkin, "alright, she may like me as well." She and some others got up to go get some popcorn, she came back holding one of my best buddies hand. Not fun.
EDIT: Hmmm, the plot thinkens. (Quote from her friend on facebook.)"so she said that she doesn't really want to be in a relationship with anyone but she likes someone (not cody) that she hardly knows... that would be you..."

tell her you'd put it in her butt.
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if that's not true love then i don't know what is


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Totla - 12-14-2009

Coach made us do a lot of windsprints today (i lost count). My entire right side decided to cramp and it hurt a lot. Then:
Coach: Are you okay?
Me: My entire right side is cramping and it hurts to move.
Coach: Bah, you can still run.
Me: Yes sir.
Then I didn't feel anything after a while, and now I feel kinda high.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 12-15-2009

Sup runner's high. Drink some gatorade, the other thing that can make you feel that way is dehydration.

Also, my car died today. I got a jump, drove it home, and it died again. Sigh. I'll have to get my GF to jump it again to get to the store to buy a new battery, although I don't understand why I've had to replace it two times now in the 6 years I've had the car.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Squishy3 - 12-15-2009

(12-15-2009, 12:58 AM)at0m link Wrote: Sup runner's high. Drink some gatorade, the other thing that can make you feel that way is dehydration.

Also, my car died today. I got a jump, drove it home, and it died again. Sigh. I'll have to get my GF to jump it again to get to the store to buy a new battery, although I don't understand why I've had to replace it two times now in the 6 years I've had the car.
because the stock battery lasts the longest, any battery after that dies more


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Vlambo - 12-15-2009

(12-15-2009, 12:58 AM)at0m link Wrote: Sup runner's high. Drink some gatorade, the other thing that can make you feel that way is dehydration.

Also, my car died today. I got a jump, drove it home, and it died again. Sigh. I'll have to get my GF to jump it again to get to the store to buy a new battery, although I don't understand why I've had to replace it two times now in the 6 years I've had the car.

What kinda car is it?


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 12-15-2009

(12-15-2009, 09:01 AM)Vlambo link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg126819#msg126819 date=1260856695]
Sup runner's high. Drink some gatorade, the other thing that can make you feel that way is dehydration.

Also, my car died today. I got a jump, drove it home, and it died again. Sigh. I'll have to get my GF to jump it again to get to the store to buy a new battery, although I don't understand why I've had to replace it two times now in the 6 years I've had the car.

What kinda car is it?
[/quote]97 olds bravada. Seems like I have a loose battery connector on the positive terminal, since I didn't need a jump after wiggling the cable this morning. It was definitely dead yesterday, stupid dome light.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 12-15-2009

(12-13-2009, 10:32 PM)3clipse link Wrote: Hmmm, last night I went to a movie with some friends, this girl that i liked invited me and insisted on paying for my ticket cuz i am broke. I accpted and met her and our friends there. We sat down in the theater and she sat next to me so I was thinkin, "alright, she may like me as well." She and some others got up to go get some popcorn, she came back holding one of my best buddies hand. Not fun.
EDIT: Hmmm, the plot thinkens. (Quote from her friend on facebook.)"so she said that she doesn't really want to be in a relationship with anyone but she likes someone (not cody) that she hardly knows... that would be you..."

give her surprise buttsex


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Turtle - 12-15-2009

(12-15-2009, 10:40 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=3clipse link=topic=3709.msg126634#msg126634 date=1260761526]
Hmmm, last night I went to a movie with some friends, this girl that i liked invited me and insisted on paying for my ticket cuz i am broke. I accpted and met her and our friends there. We sat down in the theater and she sat next to me so I was thinkin, "alright, she may like me as well." She and some others got up to go get some popcorn, she came back holding one of my best buddies hand. Not fun.
EDIT: Hmmm, the plot thinkens. (Quote from her friend on facebook.)"so she said that she doesn't really want to be in a relationship with anyone but she likes someone (not cody) that she hardly knows... that would be you..."

give her surprise buttsex
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(12-14-2009, 03:48 AM)cbre88x link Wrote: [quote author=3clipse link=topic=3709.msg126634#msg126634 date=1260761526]
Hmmm, last night I went to a movie with some friends, this girl that i liked invited me and insisted on paying for my ticket cuz i am broke. I accpted and met her and our friends there. We sat down in the theater and she sat next to me so I was thinkin, "alright, she may like me as well." She and some others got up to go get some popcorn, she came back holding one of my best buddies hand. Not fun.
EDIT: Hmmm, the plot thinkens. (Quote from her friend on facebook.)"so she said that she doesn't really want to be in a relationship with anyone but she likes someone (not cody) that she hardly knows... that would be you..."

tell her you'd put it in her butt.
[/quote]
So Eclipse i think we have an idea what to do


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - HeK - 12-15-2009

(12-15-2009, 09:30 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3709.msg126849#msg126849 date=1260885660]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg126819#msg126819 date=1260856695]
Sup runner's high. Drink some gatorade, the other thing that can make you feel that way is dehydration.

Also, my car died today. I got a jump, drove it home, and it died again. Sigh. I'll have to get my GF to jump it again to get to the store to buy a new battery, although I don't understand why I've had to replace it two times now in the 6 years I've had the car.

What kinda car is it?
[/quote]97 olds bravada. Seems like I have a loose battery connector on the positive terminal, since I didn't need a jump after wiggling the cable this morning. It was definitely dead yesterday, stupid dome light.
[/quote]

Clean your terminals and wires with a battery terminal cleaner brush (it's like stiffer wire, inside-out test-tube cleaner) and cover both with dielectric grease (or Vaseline in a pinch), tighten your clamps, but don't over tighten.

Batteries last for about five years, less if you drain them, freeze them or over charge them with a faulty alternator.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dr. Headcrab Zombie - 12-16-2009

Won't be getting a graphics card until sometime after Christmas.
Feck this recession!