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Re: Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dr. Zaius - 03-17-2013

(03-15-2013, 11:47 PM)WoahItsChooly link Wrote: I have this problem with retaining fluids sometimes.. I piss like I have a toddlers bladder.. It sucks because it hangs over my head every time I go out drinking and I think the two are related.. The band I was in made alcohol a career choice.. And I'm only 26 ffs

Sent from sometime long ago, in a galaxy far, far away..

woah 

no

alcohol is not a music substance. weed. guy. come on


Re: Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 03-17-2013

(03-17-2013, 01:29 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: alcohol is not a music substance. come on

ORLY?

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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 03-17-2013

pretty sure I've heard stories of the Stone bypassing the stomach and injecting vodka straight into their veins... when they ran out of other injectables, of course. 


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dr. Zaius - 03-17-2013

Dave G is the man.

Also I just realized this was the fml thread


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 03-17-2013

LOL Good Guy Grohl.

FML: Finally cleaning up my credit report, so much fucking paperwork.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Coelit - 03-18-2013

I got let go today because they are thinning out employees and keeping the "strong" ones. Why the fuck did they even hire me? I work 5 days and improved each fucking time. They even started complimenting me around the 3rd day. I had to call in for my hours several times after they said several times they would call me back and they call me back with this? Yeah naw fuck this. I am going to go do my best in some fucking video games because I guess that's the only place where my best makes a difference.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 03-18-2013

(03-18-2013, 04:34 PM)Coelit link Wrote: I got let go today because they are thinning out employees and keeping the "strong" ones. Why the fuck did they even hire me? I work 5 days and improved each fucking time. They even started complimenting me around the 3rd day. I had to call in for my hours several times after they said several times they would call me back and they call me back with this? Yeah naw fuck this. I am going to go do my best in some fucking video games because I guess that's the only place where my best makes a difference.

Its more likely they got rid of the 'newest' people there if you only worked 5 days  :-\


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Goffin - 03-19-2013

I agree with Caff..  you weren't long enough to make friends or make a real dent.  Don't let it get you down by any means because sometimes you have to take a step back to get a head. 


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - k0ala - 03-19-2013

Yeah, sucks but things weren't fitting together for you, do other jobs, office jobs, temp jobs, start in the mailroom jobs.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 03-23-2013

So, there were two bottles of Crown Royal Extra Rare left at the local Liquor Barn (yes, this exists), and I've always been a patron of crown royal (mostly for various cocktails) I thought I should really snatch one up. 

so I pour myself a glass of the stuff on the rocks.  And unfortunately, while it is exquisite Canadian blended whiskey, it tastes too damn close to the usual Reserve to justify the price difference.  Which is to say, my staple $30 bottle of Basil Haydens Straight Kentucky Bourbon is more flavorful.   

I've been had. 

But the packaging was very nice.  And it'll look good when I hand out glasses of it at my wedding.  (Reminder, be in Lexington late September.) 




Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dr. Zaius - 03-26-2013

spent the weekend in jail




*paging Surf*


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 03-26-2013

(03-26-2013, 01:53 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: spent the weekend in jail




*paging Surf*

Gonna need some back story here.

x:


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 03-26-2013

(03-26-2013, 05:42 AM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg263962#msg263962 date=1364280834]
spent the weekend in jail




*paging Surf*

Gonna need some back story here.

x:
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Money is on weed-related


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 03-26-2013

(03-26-2013, 01:53 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: spent the weekend in jail




*paging Surf*

I sincerely hope you didn't actually talk to the cops. I hope the only words out of your mouth were "I wish to remain silent and I'd like an attorney"


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dr. Zaius - 03-26-2013

you guys know me so well


i'm in the process of lawyering up and covering my legal virgin ass


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Totla - 03-26-2013

(03-26-2013, 12:52 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: you guys know me so well


i'm in the process of lawyering up and covering my legal virgin ass
facebook up, hit the lawyer, delete the gym


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 03-26-2013

“Am I being detained or am I free to go?”

If detained then,
“I choose to remain silent. I want to see a lawyer”


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 03-27-2013

drug policy in this country sucks. 

I'm assuming you were busted for procession of a small amount for personal use.  Now, if were were caught distributing... we're gonna need some tax collected on that. 


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dr. Zaius - 03-27-2013

(03-27-2013, 10:42 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: drug policy in this country sucks.  

I'm assuming you were busted for procession of a small amount for personal use.   Now, if were were caught distributing... we're gonna need some tax collected on that.  

ok crow


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - k0ala - 03-27-2013

surviving grandparents: 1 0