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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - KarthXLR - 12-19-2013

I woke up today with horrible throat pain, likely a side effect of allergies stuff. Not a great start for an early workday. So I trudge through my routine and have some tea before I go. Too bad for me the tea didn't do anything.

I get to work only to see no one there. No surprise, managers are usually busy doing stuff upstairs and I'm opening concession. I try opening the usual doors to no avail, at least until the last one. It opens, but strangely. I immediately heard the sound of the alarm going off and came to the conclusion that no managers were here yet. So I waited for either the police to show up or the first manager. When they did about 20 minutes later, I decided to check what time I WAS supposed to show up today.

I don't even work today.

Way to go, me.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Surf314 - 12-19-2013

(12-19-2013, 11:03 AM)Karth link Wrote: I woke up today with horrible throat pain, likely a side effect of allergies stuff. Not a great start for an early workday. So I trudge through my routine and have some tea before I go. Too bad for me the tea didn't do anything.

I get to work only to see no one there. No surprise, managers are usually busy doing stuff upstairs and I'm opening concession. I try opening the usual doors to no avail, at least until the last one. It opens, but strangely. I immediately heard the sound of the alarm going off and came to the conclusion that no managers were here yet. So I waited for either the police to show up or the first manager. When they did about 20 minutes later, I decided to check what time I WAS supposed to show up today.

I don't even work today.

Way to go, me.

Get checked for acid reflux. That sounds like every morning for me lol.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - loldollas - 12-19-2013

(12-19-2013, 11:03 AM)Karth link Wrote: I woke up today with horrible throat pain, likely a side effect of allergies stuff. Not a great start for an early workday. So I trudge through my routine and have some tea before I go. Too bad for me the tea didn't do anything.

I get to work only to see no one there. No surprise, managers are usually busy doing stuff upstairs and I'm opening concession. I try opening the usual doors to no avail, at least until the last one. It opens, but strangely. I immediately heard the sound of the alarm going off and came to the conclusion that no managers were here yet. So I waited for either the police to show up or the first manager. When they did about 20 minutes later, I decided to check what time I WAS supposed to show up today.

I don't even work today.

Way to go, me.
Dante's Inferno, aka Clerks, aka MR HICKS

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - StolenToast - 12-19-2013

(12-19-2013, 01:04 PM)Funbuck$ link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg274663#msg274663 date=1387469010]
I woke up today with horrible throat pain, likely a side effect of allergies stuff. Not a great start for an early workday. So I trudge through my routine and have some tea before I go. Too bad for me the tea didn't do anything.

I get to work only to see no one there. No surprise, managers are usually busy doing stuff upstairs and I'm opening concession. I try opening the usual doors to no avail, at least until the last one. It opens, but strangely. I immediately heard the sound of the alarm going off and came to the conclusion that no managers were here yet. So I waited for either the police to show up or the first manager. When they did about 20 minutes later, I decided to check what time I WAS supposed to show up today.

I don't even work today.

Way to go, me.
Dante's Inferno, aka Clerks, aka MR HICKS
[/quote]
http://youtu.be/HWJpZad8zU8

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 12-22-2013

(12-19-2013, 11:03 AM)Karth link Wrote: I woke up today with horrible throat pain, likely a side effect of allergies stuff. Not a great start for an early workday. So I trudge through my routine and have some tea before I go. Too bad for me the tea didn't do anything.

I get to work only to see no one there. No surprise, managers are usually busy doing stuff upstairs and I'm opening concession. I try opening the usual doors to no avail, at least until the last one. It opens, but strangely. I immediately heard the sound of the alarm going off and came to the conclusion that no managers were here yet. So I waited for either the police to show up or the first manager. When they did about 20 minutes later, I decided to check what time I WAS supposed to show up today.

I don't even work today.

Way to go, me.

God damn, Karth.  We should package you up as a weapon and drop you on whatever country pisses us off.  Then sit back and laugh as they descend into chaos amid one awkward accident after another. 

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumbot - 12-22-2013

(12-22-2013, 08:58 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote: God damn, Karth.  We should package you up as a weapon and drop you on whatever country pisses us off.  Then sit back and laugh as they descend into chaos amid one awkward accident after another. 

That's why we deployed the weapon of mass derpstruction to Arizona.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - spm201 - 12-30-2013

My god it's been an stressful week. Can't sleep, I think my boss is mad at me, 15 days til moving and I'm still waiting to hear back from a house application, learned that we're competing with another application, and my sister cancelled her wedding 2 weeks from the date. Save me.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 12-30-2013

(12-30-2013, 07:47 AM)spm201 link Wrote: My god it's been an stressful week. Can't sleep, I think my boss is mad at me, 15 days til moving and I'm still waiting to hear back from a house application, learned that we're competing with another application, and my sister cancelled her wedding 2 weeks from the date. Save me.

You weren't marrying your sister were you? 

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumbot - 12-30-2013

What's she look like?

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Neptune - 12-31-2013

I got written up at work, today, for not being happy enough.  I was told that others have a perception that I am "angry" and, somehow, that's my problem.  FML

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 12-31-2013

I usually masterbate when I'm feeling down.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 12-31-2013

(12-31-2013, 04:54 PM)Neptune link Wrote: I got written up at work, today, for not being happy enough.  I was told that others have a perception that I am "angry" and, somehow, that's my problem.  FML

YOU SHOULD JUST SMILE AND BE HAPPY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! IT'S SUPER EASY SO STOP NOT BEING SUPER HAPPY!

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Neptune - 01-01-2014

(12-31-2013, 06:53 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=Neptune link=topic=3709.msg274935#msg274935 date=1388526892]
I got written up at work, today, for not being happy enough.  I was told that others have a perception that I am "angry" and, somehow, that's my problem.  FML

YOU SHOULD JUST SMILE AND BE HAPPY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! IT'S SUPER EASY SO STOP NOT BEING SUPER HAPPY!
[/quote]

Basically, yeah.  Just because some weak-minded paper-pusher thinks that my neutral expression means that I'm angry beyond comprehension is no reason to blame me.

There was a story I read in school.  I had to look it up.  Basically, I'm the titular character.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Bergeron

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 01-01-2014

(01-01-2014, 02:21 AM)Neptune link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg274941#msg274941 date=1388533987]
[quote author=Neptune link=topic=3709.msg274935#msg274935 date=1388526892]
I got written up at work, today, for not being happy enough.  I was told that others have a perception that I am "angry" and, somehow, that's my problem.  FML

YOU SHOULD JUST SMILE AND BE HAPPY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! IT'S SUPER EASY SO STOP NOT BEING SUPER HAPPY!
[/quote]

Basically, yeah.  Just because some weak-minded paper-pusher thinks that my neutral expression means that I'm angry beyond comprehension is no reason to blame me.

There was a story I read in school.  I had to look it up.  Basically, I'm the titular chara
cter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Bergeron
[/quote]

I've said on the forums that I've had to have conference calls to explain to groups of grown professionals that I wasn't angry with them over their performance.  The modern professional environment is extremely sensitive to brevity and frankness.  It's a handicap to our culture.  Your boss is a douche for putting these lessons on paper, but it is a lesson you should pay attention to. 

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - loldollas - 01-01-2014

(01-01-2014, 02:35 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=Neptune link=topic=3709.msg274947#msg274947 date=1388560900]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg274941#msg274941 date=1388533987]
[quote author=Neptune link=topic=3709.msg274935#msg274935 date=1388526892]
I got written up at work, today, for not being happy enough.  I was told that others have a perception that I am "angry" and, somehow, that's my problem.  FML

YOU SHOULD JUST SMILE AND BE HAPPY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! IT'S SUPER EASY SO STOP NOT BEING SUPER HAPPY!
[/quote]

Basically, yeah.  Just because some weak-minded paper-pusher thinks that my neutral expression means that I'm angry beyond comprehension is no reason to blame me.

There was a story I read in school.  I had to look it up.  Basically, I'm the titular chara
cter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Bergeron
[/quote]

I've said on the forums that I've had to have conference calls to explain to groups of grown professionals that I wasn't angry with them over their performance.  The modern professional environment is extremely sensitive to brevity and frankness.  It's a handicap to our culture.  Your boss is a douche for putting these lessons on paper, but it is a lesson you should pay attention to. 
[/quote]
he also might have a case of rbf

totally uncurable, im sorry bro :C
it usually happens to girls when they get their eyebrows done and you're all like

why you so mad
and they be like
nah i aint mad
but you look so angry
resting bitch face

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Neptune - 01-01-2014

(01-01-2014, 02:51 PM)Funbuck$ link Wrote: [quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=3709.msg274948#msg274948 date=1388561743]
[quote author=Neptune link=topic=3709.msg274947#msg274947 date=1388560900]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg274941#msg274941 date=1388533987]
[quote author=Neptune link=topic=3709.msg274935#msg274935 date=1388526892]
I got written up at work, today, for not being happy enough.  I was told that others have a perception that I am "angry" and, somehow, that's my problem.  FML

YOU SHOULD JUST SMILE AND BE HAPPY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! IT'S SUPER EASY SO STOP NOT BEING SUPER HAPPY!
[/quote]

Basically, yeah.  Just because some weak-minded paper-pusher thinks that my neutral expression means that I'm angry beyond comprehension is no reason to blame me.

There was a story I read in school.  I had to look it up.  Basically, I'm the titular chara
cter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Bergeron
[/quote]

I've said on the forums that I've had to have conference calls to explain to groups of grown professionals that I wasn't angry with them over their performance.  The modern professional environment is extremely sensitive to brevity and frankness.  It's a handicap to our culture.  Your boss is a douche for putting these lessons on paper, but it is a lesson you should pay attention to. 
[/quote]
he also might have a case of rbf

totally uncurable, im sorry bro :C
it usually happens to girls when they get their eyebrows done and you're all like

why you so mad
and they be like
nah i aint mad
but you look so angry
resting bitch face
[/quote]

This is actually true.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 01-02-2014

one of my coworkers is like that, and one of my female friends when I lived in Richmond has an underbite and looked grumpy all the time.

I'd comment on neptune but I can't remember what his face looks like.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Cineo - 01-02-2014

You might have this condition...

ORIGINAL VIDEO - Bitchy Resting Face

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Coelit - 01-02-2014

My ex hasnt talked to me in a month or so now and I just noticed she removed me from facebook. Pretty sure she blocked me on steam too. Why she didn't just remove me on there is beyond me. Why she is doing this is beyond me. I remember her saying that even if we broke up she saw us still being friends.

Heh. Oh well.

[spoiler]T_T[/spoiler]

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Hobospartan - 01-02-2014

(01-02-2014, 03:01 PM)Coelit link Wrote: [spoiler]BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF[/spoiler]