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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 02-01-2010

Best Sapper Competition 2008

Your bad day isn't that bad.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Odin - 02-01-2010

A guy I know practically spoiled the ending to ME2

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 02-01-2010

(02-01-2010, 08:58 PM)Odin link Wrote: A guy I know practically spoiled the ending to ME2

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


I can have him spoil the rest!


Big Grin


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - HeK - 02-01-2010

(02-01-2010, 08:35 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: Best Sapper Competition 2008

Your bad day isn't that bad.

Wanna swipe some detcord for me? There a few traffic cameras whose days I'd like effect.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 02-01-2010

dude, if only.  Truthfully you could probably gin something up in the basement that'd work pretty well anyways.  I thought the trick with the 2 saline bags as an impulse charge was pretty good.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Totla - 02-02-2010

A bunch of people on my team are fucking up, so instead of physically exhausting us or yelling at us for the whole practice, our coach just sent us home.
This is the worst fucking feeling.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Geoff - 02-03-2010

i get so swim fly in the meet tomorrow



idk how to do it at all



:'(


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Surf314 - 02-03-2010

My ping to our servers are in the 200s and I don't know why  :'(

Edit: they are back to normal, time to check the wife's utorrent  >Sad


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - KorJax - 02-05-2010

Just spent the majority of last night throwing up or having diahareeha every hour and a half unable to really get any sleep.

Had to call of my only 8 hour shift at work this week (due to my stomach still being funky and me getting almost no sleep), so I'm gonna be out about $55 on my next paycheck.

I feel like a zombie right now.  I'm hungry but I have no appetite and it makes my stomach feel sour just eating the bowl of cereal I made.

That's the last time I put lettuce on a sandwitch that looked a little red/old in addition to eating a greasy dinner.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Greatbacon - 02-05-2010

(02-05-2010, 01:30 PM)KorJax link Wrote: Just spent the majority of last night throwing up or having diahareeha every hour and a half unable to really get any sleep.

Had to call of my only 8 hour shift at work this week (due to my stomach still being funky and me getting almost no sleep), so I'm gonna be out about $55 on my next paycheck.

I feel like a zombie right now.  I'm hungry but I have no appetite and it makes my stomach feel sour just eating the bowl of cereal I made.

That's the last time I put lettuce on a sandwitch that looked a little red/old in addition to eating a greasy dinner.
toast and honey my friend.  That's what my mama always made when i had an upset stomach.  Tended to stay down pretty well.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Vlambo - 02-05-2010

So last night at my first Residence Hockey, I attempted to hit this guy within the final minute.

What ended up happening was me missing him, and going head first into the boards. That great decision lead to me being in the ER all last night in a goddamn neck brace. Thankfully I didn't break/fracture anything or get a concussion.

But man, I thought that was it. I coulda broke my goddamn neck there. 15 years of hockey, and this is my first injury from it. Luckily all I got is a sore neck and upper back.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - KorJax - 02-06-2010

Still sick.  Had to call off work again (FUCK), and my work's gonna think it's because of the snowstorm that just came in.

Black diahrehha every hour and a half or so despite not eating a thing since noon yesterday.  Doctors aren't open on weekends (I've read black diahrehha could be a sign of intestinal/stomach bleeding).  I really hoped that I'd be over this within 24 hours but it looks like that's not the case.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - KarthXLR - 02-06-2010

(02-05-2010, 01:30 PM)KorJax link Wrote: Just spent the majority of last night throwing up or having diahareeha every hour and a half unable to really get any sleep.

Had to call of my only 8 hour shift at work this week (due to my stomach still being funky and me getting almost no sleep), so I'm gonna be out about $55 on my next paycheck.

I feel like a zombie right now.  I'm hungry but I have no appetite and it makes my stomach feel sour just eating the bowl of cereal I made.

That's the last time I put lettuce on a sandwitch that looked a little red/old in addition to eating a greasy dinner.
I had this probably last Autumn. Probably food poisoning. It'll be gone by the time the weekend is over, just make sure to drink plenty of liquids.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - KorJax - 02-06-2010

Dad got me some anti-diahrehha meds, I didn't even know they existed.  So glad I took them, I feel much better already.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - KarthXLR - 02-06-2010

(02-06-2010, 12:08 PM)KorJax link Wrote: Dad got me some anti-diahrehha meds, I didn't even know they existed.  So glad I took them, I feel much better already.
Oh yeah, I forgot about those. Now that I think about that, my parents got me some anti-diarrhea meds as well. Didn't really work though considering I barfed them up 5 minutes later.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Ungodly - 02-06-2010

Sorry to interrupt the diarrhea chat and all, but...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffffffff-

Quote:    Reporting from Washington - With the 100th anniversary of Ronald Reagan's birth exactly one year away, the former president's admirers are pondering what kind of party to throw.

    Events are planned across the country: A Reagan-themed float will grace Colorado Boulevard in Pasadena during the Rose Parade on Jan. 1. His boyhood home of Dixon, Ill., has commissioned an original piece of music -- the "Reagan Suite" -- to honor him. A program at Eureka College, from which Reagan graduated, will reflect on his Midwestern roots. Warner Bros. has been contacted about a possible event looking at the former president's Hollywood years. An effort is even underway to name a mountain in Nevada after him.

    And events abroad are likely. A statue of Reagan will be unveiled in London, for example.

    Indeed, places with any connection to the former president and California governor, who died in 2004, are exploring ways to honor him.

    "I can tell you that it's going to be probably a centennial program unlike any others," said Rep. Elton Gallegly (R-Simi Valley), a member of the bipartisan Ronald Reagan Centennial Commission created by Congress.

    And the celebration will not cost federal taxpayers a single penny, "as President Reagan would have wanted," said Stewart McLaurin, executive director of the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation's Centennial Celebration, which is working to raise private funds.

    One potential planning challenge is that Reagan's 100th birthday -- Feb. 6, 2011 -- will fall on Super Bowl Sunday, a fact that the Gipper probably would have appreciated. "We will be discussing possible synergies with that important day for the nation's attention," McLaurin said.

    Near Simi Valley, the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library will host several events that weekend, including a ribbon-cutting ceremony and military flyover to celebrate its museum's multimillion-dollar makeover, followed the next day by a Los Angeles-area concert.

    "By the looks of things, there's going to be efforts, probably in every community in America where there is a Reagan supporter," to observe the centennial, said John D. Heubusch, the foundation's executive director.

    In Dixon, a piece by composer David Holsinger celebrating Reagan's life and legacy will premiere at the Dixon Historic Theatre -- "a movie theater where Ronald Reagan would go," said Ann Lewis, who heads the local centennial planning committee.

    The local park district plans to re-create the beach where Reagan the lifeguard was credited with saving 77 lives. Plans call for installing a replica of the lifeguard stand he used, with a sign from the era reading: "Profane Language Prohibited."

    The late president's birthplace of Tampico, Ill., is raising funds to dedicate a statue of "Young Reagan" in (where else?) Reagan Park.

    And the Reagan Alumni Assn., made up of about with 4,500 people who worked in his administration or on his campaigns, is considering a Washington-area event focusing on "Reagan's enduring guiding principles."

    Planners have been studying previous presidential centennials for ideas.

    In 1982, a celebration honoring Franklin D. Roosevelt included a birthday ball in Washington to benefit the March of Dimes and a Broadway musical tribute in recognition of FDR's support for the arts during the Depression.

    In 1990, Dwight D. Eisenhower's centennial included an air show, a battalion-size military encampment and a nostalgic look at Ike's presidential years that featured a Chubby Checker concert in Eisenhower's hometown of Abilene, Kan.

    Gallegly said that one of his goals is for young people to "understand why so many of us feel the way we do about Ronald Reagan."

    For the very young, Dixon plans a jelly bean-counting contest in celebration of a favorite Reagan treat.

[Image: Reaganislaughingatusfromhisgrave.jpg?t=1265482295]


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Eightball - 02-07-2010

Had some friends over for drinking. One got so fucked up that he probably wouldn't make it back to his dorm proper. Offered to let him stay, gave him a bedspread and a pillow. Guy fucking blew chunks all over both and is still too fucked up to clean it. Other guy spilled coke on my silk pillowcase. Girl? Didn't get drunk but actually thank god for that because two drunken idiots is bad enough.

Update: Pillow's ruined, had to throw it out. Got fed up of waiting for the guy to clean the blanket (I was trying to get back to sleep but the guy passed right the fuck back out on my bed) so I ended up spending my early sunday morning familiarizing myself with what was in his fucking stomach. On the way down to wash it my slippers fell apart. Then I realized I forgot detergent. Then my card had no balance on it. Then they locked 2/3 ways to reach the cash to card machine so I had to go down into the basement and around the building. Then the machine didn't accept my money. Then the sink got jammed up with his vomit so I had to go in and unclog it. Good morning for me.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Surf314 - 02-07-2010

I hate people that can't handle their liquor.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 02-07-2010

man eightball, you keep posting about your friends, are they all douchebags?

Also, I have discovered I have no skill in making omelets, whatsoever.  Utter, Utter Failure.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Surf314 - 02-07-2010

Fucking A 250 words is short. I need to cut out another 27 18 10 2 words  Sad

Fuck this do you think 2 words would really piss them off?

Oh shit I just went word crazy and now I have 4 extra words I can put in.