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Dear Steam... - commish - 07-02-2011
Why is it so easy for you to remember my credit card information, but when it comes to viewing videos you all of a sudden forget how fucking old I am?
Sincerely, Piss off
Dr.Commish
Re: Dear Steam... - HeK - 07-02-2011
And add logging and offline messages to the chat client.
This feature has been suggested several times a week, for the past ten years!
Re: Dear Steam... - Dr. Zaius - 07-02-2011
(07-02-2011, 11:04 AM)HeK link Wrote: And add logging and offline messages to the chat client.
This feature has been suggested several times a week, for the past ten years!
Re: Dear Steam... - k0ala - 07-03-2011
Valve's head honcho Gabe Newell revealed in an odds-defying statement today that 93% of Steam users were born on January 1st.
"It's something that's been really bothering us for awhile," a visibly befuddled Newell told The Noble Eskimo. "The odds of this happening are even less than a billion-to-one. In fact, this is without a doubt the least likely thing that has ever happened on this planet. 93% of our more-than 30 million users were born on January 1st. It's incredible."
Crunching the numbers reveals approximately 27,900,000 of its users share the same New Year's birthday.
Digging a little deeper yields more interesting results. Of the estimated 6.9 billion people on the planet (source: United States Census Bureau), and under the assumption that each day of the year has the same number of birthdays amongst the population, there should be 18,904,110 people sharing birthdays on each calendar date. This is 16,114,110 fewer people than there are Steam users with January 1st birthdays. So what accounts for the disproportionate number of January 1st births?
"It's hard to say exactly why so many babies are born on New Year's as opposed to other days of the year," Newell ponders. "There are many theories floating around the Valve offices, and we have even hired some outside help to determine what the causes are. They've been working diligently for a couple years now, and though they have yet to discover anything conclusive, I remain confident they will find something soon."
Please see this article on Steam for more information.
copied from http://www.thenobleeskimo.com/steamusers.html
Re: Dear Steam... - KarthXLR - 07-03-2011
Dear Valve,
Please stop updating TF2. It stopped being good a long time ago.
Sincerely, karf
Re: Dear Steam... - [SiN] Merc - 07-03-2011
(07-03-2011, 02:33 AM)Karth link Wrote: Dear Valve,Dear Valve,
Please stop updating TF2. It stopped being good a long time ago.
Sincerely, karf
Please give us more items and hats by Thursday. Karth's tears are delicious, and I'm having a blast with the new targe.
Sincerely, Merc
Re: Dear Steam... - Squishy3 - 07-03-2011
(07-03-2011, 02:09 AM)k0ala link Wrote: Valve's head honcho Gabe Newell revealed in an odds-defying statement today that 93% of Steam users were born on January 1st.+1
"It's something that's been really bothering us for awhile," a visibly befuddled Newell told The Noble Eskimo. "The odds of this happening are even less than a billion-to-one. In fact, this is without a doubt the least likely thing that has ever happened on this planet. 93% of our more-than 30 million users were born on January 1st. It's incredible."
Crunching the numbers reveals approximately 27,900,000 of its users share the same New Year's birthday.
Digging a little deeper yields more interesting results. Of the estimated 6.9 billion people on the planet (source: United States Census Bureau), and under the assumption that each day of the year has the same number of birthdays amongst the population, there should be 18,904,110 people sharing birthdays on each calendar date. This is 16,114,110 fewer people than there are Steam users with January 1st birthdays. So what accounts for the disproportionate number of January 1st births?
"It's hard to say exactly why so many babies are born on New Year's as opposed to other days of the year," Newell ponders. "There are many theories floating around the Valve offices, and we have even hired some outside help to determine what the causes are. They've been working diligently for a couple years now, and though they have yet to discover anything conclusive, I remain confident they will find something soon."
Please see this article on Steam for more information.
copied from http://www.thenobleeskimo.com/steamusers.html
Re: Dear Steam... - Vandamguy - 07-04-2011
(07-02-2011, 09:56 AM)commish link Wrote: Why is it so easy for you to remember my credit card information, but when it comes to viewing videos you all of a sudden forget how fucking old I am?age gates are put in place for liability purposes, shifts the blame from Steam onto the lying 12 year old in case sensi-mom or sensi-dad get offended by the things their kids are looking at on the baby sitter-computron
Sincerely, Piss off
Dr.Commish
Re: Dear Steam... - LV15GAMER - 07-04-2011
Quote: Merc link=topic=5754.msg213238#msg213238 date=1309679080]Dear Valve,
[quote author=Karth link=topic=5754.msg213234#msg213234 date=1309678410]
Dear Valve,
Please stop updating TF2. It stopped being good a long time ago.
Sincerely, karf
Please give us more items and hats by Thursday. Karth's tears are delicious, and I'm having a blast with the new targe.
Sincerely, Merc
[/quote]
ps, add saxton hale vs everyone mode
Re: Dear Steam... - Chief - 07-04-2011
dear HATS,
please HATS so i can HATS while playing HATS
<3, HATS
Re: Dear Steam... - commish - 07-04-2011
Dear Parents
Quit being giant pussyfootin babies.
Fuck You,
Dr. Commish
Re: Dear Steam... - Vongore - 07-04-2011
Dear Steam:
Stop making your huge events just when my house decides to do a huge cleanup, painting the walls and changing the carpet. I have to unplug my PC for weeks when this happens, and i already missed the last Halloween event and you're making me lose the Summer sale.
Thanks, you cunts
Re: Dear Steam... - Vandamguy - 07-04-2011
(07-04-2011, 11:26 PM)Vongore link Wrote: Dear Steam:lol , what games are you looking for on sale ?
Stop making your huge events just when my house decides to do a huge cleanup, painting the walls and changing the carpet. I have to unplug my PC for weeks when this happens, and i already missed the last Halloween event and you're making me lose the Summer sale.
Thanks, you cunts
Re: Dear Steam... - [SiN] Merc - 07-04-2011
(07-04-2011, 11:28 PM)Vandamguy link Wrote: [quote author=Vongore link=topic=5754.msg213459#msg213459 date=1309840018]lol , what games are you looking for on sale ?
Dear Steam:
Stop making your huge events just when my house decides to do a huge cleanup, painting the walls and changing the carpet. I have to unplug my PC for weeks when this happens, and i already missed the last Halloween event and you're making me lose the Summer sale.
Thanks, you cunts
[/quote]
Falloutnewvegasohmygodsoawesomeforonly20bucks.
Re: Dear Steam... - Vandamguy - 07-05-2011
i just couldnt get into NVÂ :/
i installed it, watched the little intro vid ... walked around the starter town .. saw a lot of brown .. and the only thought i had was
"why do i give shit about these people?"
a real lack of identification with the protagonist , or even empathy for the people stymied my enthusiasm for playing the game.
Re: Dear Steam... - KarthXLR - 07-05-2011
(07-05-2011, 06:41 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote: i just couldnt get into NVÂ :/Weird. Maybe you ought to try some of the mods to help your gameplay experience? Once the powder gangers come around the game starts getting real good.
i installed it, watched the little intro vid ... walked around the starter town .. saw a lot of brown .. and the only thought i had was
"why do i give shit about these people?"
a real lack of identification with the protagonist , or even empathy for the people stymied my enthusiasm for playing the game.
Re: Dear Steam... - CaffeinePowered - 07-05-2011
(07-05-2011, 06:41 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote: i just couldnt get into NVÂ :/
i installed it, watched the little intro vid ... walked around the starter town .. saw a lot of brown .. and the only thought i had was
"why do i give shit about these people?"
a real lack of identification with the protagonist , or even empathy for the people stymied my enthusiasm for playing the game.
I really liked it, once you get past the tutorial stuff it gets really good.
And this coming from a rabid fan of the old games who hated 3
Re: Dear Steam... - k0ala - 07-05-2011
(07-02-2011, 11:04 AM)HeK link Wrote: And add logging and offline messages to the chat client.Oh it makes you feel guilty for not logging into steam more?
This feature has been suggested several times a week, for the past ten years!
It requires you to be signed in ALL THE TIME to fulfill your social obligations?
From gaben's perspective, that's a positive feature.
Re: Dear Steam... - Vandamguy - 07-05-2011
(07-05-2011, 11:28 AM)Karth link Wrote: [quote author=Vandamguy link=topic=5754.msg213498#msg213498 date=1309866079]Weird. Maybe you ought to try some of the mods to help your gameplay experience? Once the powder gangers come around the game starts getting real good.
i just couldnt get into NVÂ :/
i installed it, watched the little intro vid ... walked around the starter town .. saw a lot of brown .. and the only thought i had was
"why do i give shit about these people?"
a real lack of identification with the protagonist , or even empathy for the people stymied my enthusiasm for playing the game.
[/quote]
not sure how mods would affect my apathy for the people in nevada
@caff: games shouldnt get good they should be good
cynicism aside thanks for trying to get me interested
Re: Dear Steam... - Versus - 07-06-2011
are you sure rpg is the right genre for you, because if you can't give a single player rpg just a little bit of time...
have you given a shit about any of the people in a generic starter town before?
what single player rpgs have you enjoyed before?