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Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - Squishy3 - 03-28-2013

don't invite at0m, he'll just get drunk and have sex with all the bridesmaids


Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - Luinbariel - 03-28-2013

(03-28-2013, 02:15 PM)Squishy link Wrote: don't invite at0m, he'll just get drunk and have sex with all the bridesmaids

Solution; have no brides maids, and he can have sex with himself.



Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - CaffeinePowered - 03-28-2013

(03-28-2013, 03:01 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [quote author=Squishy link=topic=52.msg264095#msg264095 date=1364498146]
don't invite at0m, he'll just get drunk and have sex with all the bridesmaids

Solution; have no brides maids, and he can have sex with himself.

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Only FABULOUS groomsmen


Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - at0m - 03-28-2013

(03-28-2013, 03:11 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=52.msg264098#msg264098 date=1364500906]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=52.msg264095#msg264095 date=1364498146]
don't invite at0m, he'll just get drunk and have sex with all the bridesmaids
Solution; have no brides maids, and he can have sex with himself.
[/quote]Only FABULOUS groomsmen
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Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - Squishy3 - 03-28-2013

(03-28-2013, 04:16 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=52.msg264100#msg264100 date=1364501470]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=52.msg264098#msg264098 date=1364500906]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=52.msg264095#msg264095 date=1364498146]
don't invite at0m, he'll just get drunk and have sex with all the bridesmaids
Solution; have no brides maids, and he can have sex with himself.
[/quote]Only FABULOUS groomsmen
[/quote][Image: CMZbCmL.jpg]
[/quote]remove the groomsmen, and at0m will just take crow on a honeymoon


Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - rumsfald - 03-28-2013

The fabulous thing about at0m's joke is, knowing what most of us know about Crow's discerning taste, keen intellect, low tolerance for bullshit, and remarkable personal achievements, there's no fucking way that Helix is anything less than an attractive, alluring, smart, cool chick.

Now, I've never seen what she looks like from the knuckles-up, and know little about her, but by dint of her career and her continued lurking, she confirms half of the above.

As far as I can tell, the only two things to impeach her character are the fact that she's involved with a man that drives an a)automatic b)post-1970s Mustang. But, LT Crow is a pretty cool guy, so those are sins that I have already forgiven.


Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - HelixInk - 03-28-2013

(03-28-2013, 08:19 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: The fabulous thing about at0m's joke is, knowing what most of us know about Crow's discerning taste, keen intellect, low tolerance for bullshit, and remarkable personal achievements, there's no fucking way that Helix is anything less than an attractive, alluring, smart, cool chick.

Now, I've never seen what she looks like from the knuckles-up, and know little about her, but by dint of her career and her continued lurking, she confirms half of the above.

As far as I can tell, the only two things to impeach her character are the fact that she's involved with a man that drives an a)automatic b)post-1970s Mustang. But, LT Crow is a pretty cool guy, so those are sins that I have already forgiven.

Rummy, you may come to the wedding.  At0m, however, is not allowed  :p


Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - Evil Cheese - 03-28-2013

It's been determined that at0m's my OTP anyway. Although I'm sure a threeway could be fanshipped in somehow.


Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - rumsfald - 03-28-2013

(03-28-2013, 08:35 PM)HelixInk link Wrote: Rummy, you may come to the wedding. 

Dear HelixInk,
I am delighted and honored to be invited to the ceremony of your marital union in the great Bluegrass state this coming fall. Perhaps, does my invitation include an allowance for a guest? And please PM me if a date certain has been set.
Sincerely flattered,
rumsfald


Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - CaffeinePowered - 03-29-2013

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Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - rumsfald - 03-29-2013

(03-28-2013, 09:58 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=HelixInk link=topic=52.msg264113#msg264113 date=1364520951]
Rummy, you may come to the wedding. 

Dear HelixInk,
I am delighted and honored to be invited to the ceremony of your marital union in the great Bluegrass state this coming fall. Perhaps, does my invitation include an allowance for a guest? And please PM me if a date certain has been set.
Sincerely flattered,
rumsfald
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<<Aside to audience>> methinks, perhaps, she figured out that if she said I could bring a guest that I was going to say my guest is at0m. Oh well, I shall live to troll again another day...


Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - at0m - 03-29-2013

(03-28-2013, 08:35 PM)HelixInk link Wrote: At0m, however, is not allowed  :p
D:

(03-29-2013, 06:34 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: <<Aside to audience>> methinks, perhaps, she figured out that if she said I could bring a guest that I was going to say my guest is at0m. Oh well, I shall live to troll again another day...
:D


Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - A. Crow - 03-29-2013

You all saw it! she agreed in principle to invite people from the internet (with the exception of Atom)

Who's going to be in Kentucky late September?


Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - Dtrain323i - 03-29-2013

(03-29-2013, 11:21 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: You all saw it! she agreed in principle to invite people from the internet (with the exception of Atom)

Who's going to be in Kentucky late September?

I'm in. I demand a trip to knob creek to shoot machine guns


Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - A. Crow - 03-29-2013

(03-29-2013, 12:25 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=LT Crow link=topic=52.msg264132#msg264132 date=1364574077]
You all saw it! she agreed in principle to invite people from the internet (with the exception of Atom)

Who's going to be in Kentucky late September?

I'm in. I demand a trip to knob creek to shoot machine guns
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I promise to saber open champaign bottles with a bayonet during the reception.  Good enough? 


Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - Dtrain323i - 03-29-2013

(03-29-2013, 01:12 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=52.msg264133#msg264133 date=1364577933]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=52.msg264132#msg264132 date=1364574077]
You all saw it! she agreed in principle to invite people from the internet (with the exception of Atom)

Who's going to be in Kentucky late September?

I'm in. I demand a trip to knob creek to shoot machine guns
[/quote]

I promise to saber open champaign bottles with a bayonet during the reception.  Good enough? 
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Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - CaffeinePowered - 03-30-2013

Quote:Full war Declaration

The moves of the U.S. imperialists to violate the sovereignty of the DPRK and encroach upon its supreme interests have entered an extremely grave phase. Under this situation, the dear respected Marshal Kim Jong Un, brilliant commander of Mt. Paektu, convened an urgent operation meeting on the performance of duty of the Strategic Rocket Force of the Korean People's Army for firepower strike and finally examined and ratified a plan for firepower strike.

The important decision made by him is the declaration of a do-or-die battle to provide an epochal occasion for putting an end to the history of the long-standing showdown with the U.S. and opening a new era. It is also a last warning of justice served to the U.S., south Korean group and other anti-reunification hostile forces. The decision reflects the strong will of the army and people of the DPRK to annihilate the enemies.

Now the heroic service personnel and all other people of the DPRK are full of surging anger at the U.S. imperialists' reckless war provocation moves, and the strong will to turn out as one in the death-defying battle with the enemies and achieve a final victory of the great war for national reunification true to the important decision made by Kim Jong Un.

The Supreme Command of the KPA in its previous statement solemnly declared at home and abroad the will of the army and people of the DPRK to take decisive military counteraction to defend the sovereignty of the country and the dignity of its supreme leadership as regards the war moves of the U.S. and south Korean puppets that have reached the most extreme phase.

Not content with letting B-52 make sorties into the sky over south Korea in succession despite the repeated warnings of the DPRK, the U.S. made B-2A stealth strategic bomber and other ultra-modern strategic strike means fly from the U.S. mainland to south Korea to stage a bombing drill targeting the DPRK. This is an unpardonable and heinous provocation and an open challenge.

By taking advantage of the U.S. reckless campaign for a nuclear war against the DPRK, the south Korean puppets vociferated about "preemptive attack" and "strong counteraction" and even "strike at the commanding forces", openly revealing the attempt to destroy monuments symbolic of the dignity of the DPRK's supreme leadership.

This clearly shows that the U.S. brigandish ambition for aggression and the puppets' attempt to invade the DPRK have gone beyond the limit and their threats have entered the reckless phase of an actual war from the phase of threat and blackmail.

The prevailing grim situation more clearly proves that the Supreme Command of the KPA was just when it made the judgment and decision to decisively settle accounts with the U.S. imperialists and south Korean puppets by dint of the arms of Songun, because time when words could work has passed.

Now they are openly claiming that the B-2A stealth strategic bombers' drill of dropping nuclear bombs was "not to irritate the north" but "the defensive one". The U.S. also says the drill is "to defend the interests of its ally". However, it is nothing but a lame pretext to cover up its aggressive nature, evade the denunciation at home and abroad and escape from the DPRK's retaliatory blows.

The era when the U.S. resorted to the policy of strength by brandishing nuclear weapons has gone.

It is the resolute answer of the DPRK and its steadfast stand to counter the nuclear blackmail of the U.S. imperialists with merciless nuclear attack and their war of aggression with just all-out war.

They should clearly know that in the era of Marshal Kim Jong Un, the greatest-ever commander, all things are different from what they used to be in the past.

The hostile forces will clearly realize the iron will, matchless grit and extraordinary mettle of the brilliant commander of Mt. Paektu that the earth cannot exist without Songun Korea.

Time has come to stage a do-or-die final battle.

The government, political parties and organizations of the DPRK solemnly declare as follows reflecting the final decision made by Kim Jong Un at the operation meeting of the KPA Supreme Command and the unanimous will of all service personnel and people of the DPRK who are waiting for a final order from him.

1.From this moment, the north-south relations will be put at the state of war and all the issues arousing between the north and the south will be dealt with according to the wartime regulations.

The state of neither peace nor war has ended on the Korean Peninsula.

Now that the revolutionary armed forces of the DPRK have entered into an actual military action, the inter-Korean relations have naturally entered the state of war. Accordingly, the DPRK will immediately punish any slightest provocation hurting its dignity and sovereignty with resolute and merciless physical actions without any prior notice.

    If the U.S. and the south Korean puppet group perpetrate a military provocation for igniting a war against the DPRK in any area including the five islands in the West Sea of Korea or in the area along the Military Demarcation Line, it will not be limited to a local war, but develop into an all-out war, a nuclear war.

It is self-evident that any military conflict on the Korean Peninsula is bound to lead to an all-out war, a nuclear war now that even U.S. nuclear strategic bombers in its military bases in the Pacific including Hawaii and Guam and in its mainland are flying into the sky above south Korea to participate in the madcap DPRK-targeted nuclear war moves.

The first strike of the revolutionary armed forces of the DPRK will blow up the U.S. bases for aggression in its mainland and in the Pacific operational theatres including Hawaii and Guam and reduce not only its military bases in south Korea but the puppets' ruling institutions including Chongwadae and puppet army's bases to ashes at once, to say nothing of the aggressors and the provokers.

    The DPRK will never miss the golden chance to win a final victory in a great war for national reunification.

This war will not be a three day-war but it will be a blitz war through which the KPA will occupy all areas of south Korea including Jeju Island at one strike, not giving the U.S. and the puppet warmongers time to come to their senses, and a three-dimensional war to be fought in the air, land and seas and on the front line and in the rear.

This sacred war of justice will be a nation-wide, all-people resistance involving all Koreans in the north and the south and overseas in which the traitors to the nation including heinous confrontation maniacs, warmongers and human scum will be mercilessly swept away.

No force on earth can break the will of the service personnel and people of the DPRK all out in the just great war for national reunification and of all other Koreans and overpower their might.

Holding in high esteem the peerlessly great men of Mt. Paektu, the Korean people will give vent to the pent-up grudge and realize their cherished desire and thus bring a bright day of national reunification and build the best power on this land without fail.


What the fuck did I just read


Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - A. Crow - 03-30-2013

I want to deliver them freedom in dense, high velocity packets, if only to shut them up. 


Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - Dtrain323i - 03-30-2013

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Re: Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread) - Squishy3 - 03-30-2013

If you don't believe this is going to happen you're an idiot. North Korea already captured 150,000 American citizens!

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