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Re: chat copy pasta - beep beep diglett - 08-21-2009

(08-21-2009, 05:43 PM)HeK link Wrote: mmmm trout

man i can't remember where that's from

+1 tho


Re: chat copy pasta - rumsfald - 08-21-2009

very disappointing that none of you worked in a "hey trout, get in the goddamned boat"


Re: chat copy pasta - Scary Womanizing Pig Mask - 08-21-2009

Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Lol Alice cameo
Caffeine`brb!u: dude, totally has the hots for marissa
Caffeine`brb!u: so does Pachioli
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Alice?
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Lol yeah XD
Caffeine`brb!u: Marissa is the touhou pimp in absence of dudes


Re: chat copy pasta - beep beep diglett - 08-22-2009

EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME
EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: LOVE ME AGAIN
EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: LIKE OLD TIMES
EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: MAKE LOVE TO ME
EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: IM HOT FOR YOU
EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: MAKE LOVE TO ME
*DEAD* EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: ASSHOLE
*DEAD* EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: PLEASE

I DUNNO LOL


Re: chat copy pasta - Mr. Face - 08-22-2009

(08-22-2009, 10:53 PM)diglett link Wrote: EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME
EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: LOVE ME AGAIN
EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: LIKE OLD TIMES
EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: MAKE LOVE TO ME
EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: IM HOT FOR YOU
EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: MAKE LOVE TO ME
*DEAD* EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: ASSHOLE
*DEAD* EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: PLEASE

I DUNNO LOL
LOL

Edit: I was being uber homo ;D

It was roleplay Sad

Don't judge me Sad


Re: chat copy pasta - Squishy3 - 08-23-2009

okay it's not a self quote but it's still unfunny. fuckers.


Re: chat copy pasta - KarthXLR - 08-23-2009

(08-23-2009, 12:11 AM)Squishy3 link Wrote: okay it's not a self quote but it's still unfunny. fuckers.
A loophole! hooray!


Re: chat copy pasta - chronomaster - 08-23-2009

(08-23-2009, 12:11 AM)Squishy3 link Wrote: okay it's not a self quote but it's still unfunny. fuckers.
It's pretty much a catch-22 going on here.


Re: chat copy pasta - Squishy3 - 08-23-2009

(08-23-2009, 12:16 AM)Karth is Ego Tripping link Wrote: [quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=106.msg108254#msg108254 date=1251004284]
okay it's not a self quote but it's still unfunny. fuckers.
A loophole! hooray!
[/quote]I will fucking kill you in your sleep.


Re: chat copy pasta - Versus - 08-23-2009

(08-23-2009, 12:29 AM)Squishy3 link Wrote: [quote author=Karth is Ego Tripping link=topic=106.msg108256#msg108256 date=1251004571]
[quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=106.msg108254#msg108254 date=1251004284]
okay it's not a self quote but it's still unfunny. fuckers.
A loophole! hooray!
[/quote]I will fucking kill you in your sleep.
[/quote]

squishy = rufus


Re: chat copy pasta - Dave - 08-23-2009

cant we just make them a "self quote/whacky things you said to people and want to show offf because you think you are hillarious" thread that they can go fuck up?


Re: chat copy pasta - 3clipse - 08-23-2009

(08-23-2009, 09:26 AM)Dave link Wrote: cant we just make them a "self quote/whacky things you said to people and want to show offf because you think you are hillarious" thread that they can go fuck up?
yes.


Re: chat copy pasta - Mr. Face - 08-23-2009

(08-23-2009, 04:29 PM)3clipse link Wrote: [quote author=Dave link=topic=106.msg108299#msg108299 date=1251037590]
cant we just make them a "self quote/whacky things you said to people and want to show offf because you think you are hillarious" thread that they can go fuck up?
yes.
[/quote]
double yes.

wait, i forgot to post my 1 angry comment Sad


Re: chat copy pasta - Totla - 08-24-2009


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: r u a horny girl?
You: i'm only a little horny rite now
Stranger: aww can i see a pic of u
You: can i c one of u first?
Stranger: ya how old are u though
You: 17
You: u?
Stranger: im 18 cool ok just a sec
You: ok
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=i6cuo7&s=3
Stranger: ok so can i see u?
You: r u horny?
Stranger: ya
You: um
You: what kinda pic u want?
Stranger: nude one if u got it that would be cool but if dont have one thats cool
You: lol i have nude ones
You: but y should i give them 2 you?
Stranger: cuz i wanna cyber with u
You: wat do i get out of it?
Stranger: well what do u want?
You: do u have a gf or sister?
Stranger: sister
Stranger: and an ex gf
You: i want a pic of one of them, nude if u got it, if not as naked as possible
You: i'm bi and i like girls a little more
You: Smile
Stranger: well i dont have one of my sis but i might have one of my ex
You: can u check plz?
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2zpqckk&s=3
You: she's pretty hot
You: i'll give u as many pics of me as u give me of her
You: and if you have bigger pics do those
Stranger: well i have none of her but i have one of every other gf ive had
You: ok
You: well i have lots of nudes so show me those and i'll put out Smile
You: i'll do one to hold you over
You: http://i25.tinypic.com/5oi7g4.jpg
You: they're FF in case u were wondering Wink
Stranger: thats u wow
You: lol, ya
You: you like?
Stranger: ya hold on i have like a bunch for u
You: ok
You: maybe u should put them in a zip file so you can send it all at once
Stranger: how do i do that?
Stranger: and still let u see
You: u put them all in a folder
You: and right click and go to send to
You: and it should say compressed folders or something
You: then u upload it somewhere
Stranger: like tinypc?
You: no
You: like megaupload.com
You: tinypic is only for pics
Stranger: ok hold on and u will get them i had to take them from my phone
You: ok
Stranger: ok i condenced them
Stranger: ito a zipper file
You: ok
You: now go to megaupload.com
You: and upload it there
You: then give me the link
Stranger: k hold on
Stranger: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EVGXG6C4
You: ok
You: ty
You: lemme just check it out and i'll get u ur pics Wink
You: mmmmm, yeah those are sexy
You: do you have them any bigger?
You: they're really small pics Sad
Stranger: no srry the r from my phone
You: awwww
Stranger: so can i get the eleven pics from u?
You: mhmm
You: just tell me what kinda pics you want
You: like what position/amount of clothes
You: ???
Stranger: small amounts of hot clothes like just stockings,gloves,scarves,shoes
You: ok
You: r u typing something??
Stranger: no
You: o it said u were
You: sry
Stranger: did u get that last part though
You: i got the part about clothes
Stranger: get creative with positions i wanna see ur pussy play with urself and masterbate in the pics
You: actually i don't have pics with me getting off, i don't like how my pussy looks at all Sad
Stranger: can u go take some i might have more pics for u if u do
Stranger: infact i do
You: pics of wat?
Stranger: more girls
You: o i c
You: well i have over 100 pics my ex bf took of me stripping and me doing some different stuff
You: so if u send me all the pics you hav i'll send you that
Stranger: ok ill get the rest of them ok
Stranger: u start sending the eleven
You: ok
You: i'll just send the whole folder as soon as i get urs
You: screw 11 you're getting over 100 lol
Stranger: o ill get the rest and u ready the eleven
Stranger: i mean the 100
You: ok
Stranger: btw whats ur name?
You: brooke Smile
Stranger: cool
You: yep
You: u workin on it?
Stranger: yea almost done are urs ready?
You: ya
You: jus waitin on y
You: on u
Stranger: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3EZ6LYU9
Stranger: bam
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u there?
You: nice
You: lol u had a lot of gfs
Stranger: yea over the years
You: yea
You: hang on a sec i'll get em
Stranger: cool
You: sry i'm not very good at this lol
You: i messed up and had to start over
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: hows it coming?
You: almost done Smile
Stranger: sweeet
You: oh, just fyi
You: the pics are called stuff like "ugly fat girls" so my perv brother wouldn't look at them
You: k?
Stranger: k
You: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TWIQ4XGQ
You: Smile
Stranger: yay ok hold on a sec
Stranger: its downloading now by the way im dain
You: k
Stranger: cool i got em thanx ur crazy hot
You: yw
Stranger: do u have aim?
You: no sry
You: one time thing
Stranger: aww ok u wanna cyber?
You: nah i should really go to bed
You: u c the pics?
Stranger: ubitch
Stranger: why?
Stranger: would u do this
You: well first off
You: i'm rly a girl
You: i just have pervy guys
You: second
You:
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Stranger: i just dont see the perpose for this
You: i said i was 17
You: that makes it child pornography
You: which is illegal
You: you sick fuck
You: that's pedobear
You: he rapes children
You: just like you
You: tried to rape me
Stranger: im 16 ass
Stranger: im just a kid looking for pics lol
You: hey dickface, it's still cp
You: you go to jail for fucking ever
You: i have half a mind to report you for those pics of your gf's you have
You: they're all underage i bet
Stranger: there on ur comp now
Stranger: and i dont use my real name or picture
You: i never downloaded them
You: i just made you think i did
You: well you also lied to a girl to get her nudes
You: that's great
You: seriously, i'm reporting you to the fbi
Stranger: yup
You: you'll be a sex offender
Stranger: have fun the fbi doesnt handle this shit
You: they handle child porn
You: which you have
You: you sick bastard
You: they prosecute girls who take pics of themselves
You: they'll definitely get you for handing out multiple pictures
Stranger: go fuck urself have fun finding me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

sorry for self quote Sad


Re: chat copy pasta - 3clipse - 08-24-2009

(08-24-2009, 03:42 AM)Tortilla link Wrote: self quote Sad
SELF QUOTE OMG OMG OMG!
I lol'd.


Re: chat copy pasta - Mr. Face - 08-24-2009

Work on your pedobear skills its face looks disproportional Sad

and i lol'd


Re: chat copy pasta - Versus - 08-24-2009

good work tortilla


Re: chat copy pasta - Squishy3 - 08-24-2009

worthy self quote, and that's all omegle is. another example for face and crew to learn from


Re: chat copy pasta - Versus - 08-25-2009

[23:28:26] * ches (~chesraz@chester.clanless.gamesurge) has joined #irchelp
[23:28:38] <ches> hello
[23:28:41] <ches> anybady here
[23:30:44] <@d1str3ss> hello chester the molester
[23:31:04] <ches> what molester
[23:32:31] <ches> ur name pls
[23:34:42] <ches> can u help me
[23:34:44] <ches> helo
[23:34:45] <ches> helo
[23:34:45] <ches> helo
[23:35:49] <@d1str3ss> hello chester the molester
[23:36:15] <ches> same word
[23:36:18] <ches> helo helo helo'
[23:36:43] * ches (~chesraz@chester.clanless.gamesurge) has left #irchelp


Re: chat copy pasta - Chaosye - 08-25-2009

I had a very long conversation on Omegle
I started to fail towards the end though

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: You are standing in an open field
You: What do you do?
Stranger: i take out my microwave
Stranger: put a burito in
You: You do not have a microwave in your inventory
Stranger: then i enjoy
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i take out my potato
Stranger: and i eat it
Stranger: raw
Stranger: its nasty
Stranger: i throw up
You: You don't vomit, you feel like there's something crawling inside of you and punching your intestines.
You: You lose 50 points
Stranger: arrrrg
Stranger: SUICIDE
You: You die from bludgeoning of your fist to your brain
You: YOU LOSE
Stranger: OMGSH
You: Play again?
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: YES
You: You are standing in an open field
You: What do you do?
Stranger: i lay on the ground and sleep for 1 fort night
You: You lay down on the soft grass and slowly fall asleep...
You: You wake many hours later to see it is daytime
You: You also see a wolf eating your intestines
You: What do you do?
Stranger: i eat the wolfs intestines, so i dont die
Stranger: it just replaces the ones that got eaten
Stranger: traded
You: You grab the wolf and try to jam your hand into its stomach
You: It goes through surprisingly smooth
You: You grab what feels like the wolf's large intestine and jam it into your mouth to see what happens
You: You choke to death while you suffer enormous bleeding
You: Travellers find your body a week later and loot you.
You: You silly man.
You: GAME OVER
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: DAMMIT
i suck
You: Play again?
Stranger: no way
Stranger: this game is balls
You: Wish to play "Attack of Delicious Castle?"
Stranger: yes plz
Stranger: just a sec
Stranger: i ahve to piss like a mofo
You: You are a prince of the Delicious kingdom of Delicious Food and you sit in your mighty candy throne
You: You've been hearing reports of the Licorice Dragon attacking the Gum Drop farms outside of your castle walls
Stranger: :O
You: What do you wish to do about it?
You: But
You: Before you can react
You: You hear your father, the King of the Kingdom of Delicious Food come up to you and he throws a dark chocolate shield and popsicle longsword into your lap and he says
You: "Son, you need to do some work in your ridiculous life in this place and fight that fuckin dragon."
You: "Now go get him"
You: Immediately afterwards he kicks you out of the castle
You: You can't see the Licorice Dragon anywhere around
You: But you should stay wary.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: i get my gang,
Stranger: we start pumpin iron, and drinking viniger to prepare
You: Sadly, you have no friends due to living in a castle all your life and barely socializing with anyone except for your father and your tutor
Stranger: oh darn
You: And most of the Castle Guard are far too scared to go and help you either way
Stranger: then i get several children to help me in the fight
You: Fuckin pussies.
Stranger: from the village
You: You search the village for small children
You: You successfully find 6 small children for your deeds. They wish to follow you mostly because you promised them delicious candy from the castle.
You: Mostly.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: we go to get our armor and shit, but the children get side tracked and leave me to myself
You: You go to the closest blacksmiths shop you can find, but your childish followers grow bored from the lack of delicious candy and leave you to your fate.
You: You arrive at "Ye John's Codpieces and Other Wares"
You: At the counter you see a somewhat fat man with a hammer in his hand, which you assume he uses to make his many wares
You: You also notice that he has an enormous codpiece over his groin.
You: My he must be a nice fellow.
Stranger: i ask him to help me out to fight the dragon
You: John looks at you, and responds,"Hell no, kid. I ain't a fuckin fighter. Go get some other fagass to help you."
You: Maybe he wasn't as nice as you first thought.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i threaten to kill him
You: John picks up a nearby claymore with one hand and points it straight at you.
You: Do you really want to follow through with your threat?
Stranger: yes i do
You: He stabs you through the face.
You: You die.
Stranger: ouchie
You: A couple hours later the King hears of this outrage.
You: But he doesn't really care since you were just an abortion who survived and the King was too nice of a guy
You: John has leveled up!
You: John is now Level 9999
Stranger: lol
You: Gains skill: Bash person With Hammer!
Stranger: too bad i was only level 3
You: STR increases by 1!
You: GAME OVER
Stranger: OMGSH
You: Big Grin
Stranger: man i suck
You: Yes you do
You: :3
Stranger: lol
You: Do you wish to play "Awesomeland and the Radical Wizard"?
Stranger: yes yes yes
You: You're name is Tittles Tots, the most radical kid on the block
Stranger: lmao
You: You have the most influence in the whole fuckin Awesomeland
You: But one guys really been cramping your style
You: He calls himself the Radical Wizard
Stranger: oh thank gosh i thought yuo were gona say jesus
You: Some oldass nine bajillion year old fag
You: lol wut
Stranger: lol
You: And he is getting all your popular friends away from you
You: You stand right now in the middle of a 4-way intersection blocking the traffic in a totally awesome way
You: There are many honks
You: What do you want to radically do?
Stranger: i force everyone to give me a highfive
Stranger: everyone at the intersection
You: Man, this is in the uncool part of Awesometown
Stranger: yes it is
You: Only 40 year old uncool untrendy unawesome guys live here
Stranger: i was tryin to spice it a lil bit
Stranger: yes
You: No one gives you a high five and keep honking at you
You: What do you want to do to these totally unradical dudes?
Stranger: i spot a rival pimp
You: You see your arch pimp rival Delicious Delicious
You: He is pimpin' a pimpin cane and a pimpin coat
You: Man, everything about him is pimpin
You: except for that he's asian
You: That's the only reason he's your rival
Stranger: haha
You: otherwise he would fuckin own you in the pimp business
You: but man
You: you both have the same amount of hos
You: but you can swear he makes twice as much money
Stranger: i cant allow this
You: What do you want to do this guy who's cramping your style?
Stranger: no way jose
Stranger: hm
Stranger: i give him a good spanking
You: You run across the street and slap him on the ass as hard you possibly can
You: But
You: Delicious turns around with a smile in his face and proudly says in a totally pimping fashion
You: "Oh, I didn't know you were also gay"
Stranger: haha
You: He grabs you and runs off with you into a dark alley
You: GAME OVER
Stranger: we have sex
Stranger: no
You: okay fine
Stranger: i want to
You: You walk out 3 days later
You: Beaten, and sexed to the brink
You: You feel like you're going to die
Stranger: but i feel wonderful
You: but
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wonderful death feeling
You: you also feel like there's been about a billion penises in you
You: and it's pretty nice
You: HEY
You: ARE YOU TURNING GAY?
Stranger: maybe i am
You: MAN YOU GOTTA BECOME COOL AGAIN
Stranger: maybe im not
You: OTHERWISE
You: YOU GONNA LET THE RADICAL WIZARD WIN, MOFO
Stranger: oh i gotta kill that mofo
Stranger: maybe rape him
You: YEAH MANG
You: uh
You: no
Stranger: lol
Stranger: oh
You: what is wrong with you
You: i dont
You: i dont even
You: thats not radical at all man
You: not radical at all.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well you must not know, tittles tot
You: tittles is not a gay name man
Stranger: hes a bad ass homosexual man
You: its radical
Stranger: he just came out of the closet
You: thats not radical
You: Delicious immediately levels down
You: He goes all the way back to level 1
You: He loses all his hos
You: BECAUSE OF YOU
You: YOU HAD TO MAKE HIM GAY
Stranger: aw shiiit
Stranger: is tittles black?
You: Delicious' life is ruined
Stranger: or mexican?
You: nope
You: Tittles is antartican
Stranger: oh
Stranger: can he be icelandic?
You: he's like
You: part seal
You: and killer whale
Stranger: cool
You: and polar bear
Stranger: part penguin
You: which is why he used to be radical
You: but no more
You: he loses 1 level
You: Tittles is now level 9000
Stranger: WOO
Stranger: time to buy some cocaine
You: Yes but is his level over 9000?
You: That isn't radical
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well
You: And he only buys the most radical cocaine
Stranger: its the good cocaine
Stranger: he will
You: the cocaine has to be infused into a skateboard
You: that has been dropped
Stranger: yes
You: from space
Stranger: and weighs 600 pounds
You: where will he obtain this cocaine you ask?
You: well
You: he's never found it
Stranger: you have to snort the whole thing
You: because he's not a druggie
You: but
You: Will you accept this as your new quest?
Stranger: he will ask the local teachers, they know all about this
Stranger: yes
You: QUEST ACCEPTED
You: What do you want to do to find this radical cocaine?
Stranger: ask the teachers at the elementry school
You: You ask the teachers you used to learn from in elementary school and one of them tells you where you can get it
You: but you have to go buy it from Mars
You: and the only way to get there is to fight the Radical Wizard and get his transdimensional motorcycle
Stranger: oh shit thats far
You: Man, how are you gonna do this?
Stranger: i think its a tricycle
Stranger: just fyi
You: okay yes
Stranger: he cant do a 2 weeler
You: there is a secret third wheel
You: but its very small
You: the radical wizard gets embarassed easily
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok i have to go find him still
You: Mmmhmm
You: Where will you go?
Stranger: i heard someone at the elementry school say they saw him hanging out at the build a bear workshop
Stranger: i need to get the the mall now
You: You immediately rush to the Awesometown Mall and to the Build a Bear workshop
You: You see your friend Chadical there making a stuffed bunny
You: That is not radical
You: You gotta tell that guy off
You: Even if he is your best friend
You: FOR THE GOOD OF RADICALNESS
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