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Re: chat copy pasta - exanimo2 - 03-30-2010
<@ex1> Alden, do you peel your apples?
<@cookiekeeper> no
<@ex1> Good.
<@cookiekeeper> why would i ?
<@cookiekeeper> i want the pesticides
<@cookiekeeper> makes me a champion
<@ex1> Well, you're not a pussy then.
<@ex1> Damn straight.
<@cookiekeeper> peeling is for fags
<@cookiekeeper> lol
<@ex1> Agreed.
<@cookiekeeper> 1) who cares
<@cookiekeeper> 2) who has that kind of time
<@ex1> 3) tastes better.
<@cookiekeeper> do you peel oranges?
<@ex1> Sometimes I eat the peel for fun.
<@cookiekeeper> oh okay
<@ex1> Just a little bit.
<@ex1> It's hard to choke it all down.
<@cookiekeeper> thats not what your mom said last night
<@ex1> That's because you have a small dick.
Re: chat copy pasta - Versus - 03-30-2010
(03-30-2010, 09:47 AM)exanimo2 link Wrote: <@ex1> Alden, do you peel your apples?
<@cookiekeeper> no
<@ex1> Good.
<@cookiekeeper> why would i ?
<@cookiekeeper> i want the pesticides
<@cookiekeeper> makes me a champion
<@ex1> Well, you're not a pussy then.
<@ex1> Damn straight.
<@cookiekeeper> peeling is for fags
<@cookiekeeper> lol
<@ex1> Agreed.
<@cookiekeeper> 1) who cares
<@cookiekeeper> 2) who has that kind of time
<@ex1> 3) tastes better.
<@cookiekeeper> do you peel oranges?
<@ex1> Sometimes I eat the peel for fun.
<@cookiekeeper> oh okay
<@ex1> Just a little bit.
<@ex1> It's hard to choke it all down.
<@cookiekeeper> thats not what your mom said last night
<@ex1> That's because you have a small dick.
LOL raped
Re: chat copy pasta - Turtle - 04-01-2010
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: oh god
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: mdma is the best ever
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: think of christmas
Turtle idles for cancer: bubblebubblebubblebubble
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: but for everything
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: ever
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: poking my finger
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: is like
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: 10 orgams
Turtle idles for cancer: lol
Turtle idles for cancer: 10 orgasms at once
Turtle idles for cancer: or one after another
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: at tghe sam,e time
Turtle idles for cancer: thats a lot of orgasms
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: i have the stupidest smile on right now
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: oh god
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: lol
Turtle idles for cancer: pics
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: ok lol
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: my pupils are retarded huge
Turtle idles for cancer: lol
Turtle idles for cancer: dilatiooon
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: uploading on photobucket right now
Turtle idles for cancer: sweet
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: i need some more water brb lol
Turtle idles for cancer: get funions
Turtle idles for cancer: because funions sound super good right now
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: eveything ios super good lol
Turtle idles for cancer: lol
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: sgt peppers lonely hearts club band
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: !!!!
Turtle idles for cancer: sweet
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll286/Meatshie1d/IMGP0203-Copy.jpg
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: lok
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll286/Meatshie1d/IMGP0198-Copy.jpg
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: :3
Turtle idles for cancer: lol
Turtle idles for cancer: brush yo teeth foo
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: lol i kniow
Turtle idles for cancer: EXTRA TARTER CONTROL
Turtle idles for cancer: crest mint gel
Turtle idles for cancer: do it
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: lmao
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: my teeth are clean as fuuuuck
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: that actually felt
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: so good
Turtle idles for cancer: did you brush your teeth just now :o
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: ye
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: s
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: it
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: was
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: the
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: best
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: idea
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: ever
Turtle idles for cancer: did you flosh
Turtle idles for cancer: floss*
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: ya man
Turtle idles for cancer: your making me want to brush my teeth
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: lol
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: it owns
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: so hard
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: like
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: best
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: oh god
Turtle idles for cancer: and it makes you feel clean
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: yes
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: exactyly
Turtle idles for cancer: how high are you right now
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: like
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: retarded
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: its awesome
Turtle idles for cancer: wave your hand in front of your face
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: lol
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: itws so silly
Turtle idles for cancer: lol
Turtle idles for cancer: high funbucks is my new favorite person
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: lol
Re: chat copy pasta - Professor Funbucks - 04-02-2010
:33333
Re: chat copy pasta - Duck, Duck, Goose - 04-02-2010
Alcoholic Funbucks is a dick though.
Also dumb as fuck, I think Luin may know what I'm talking about, lol (I was sitting in the back on the bed laughing my ass off when he was messaging you).
Re: chat copy pasta - Dtrain323i - 04-02-2010
(04-01-2010, 08:11 PM)Turtle link Wrote: Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: oh god
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: mdma is the best ever
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: think of christmas
Turtle idles for cancer: bubblebubblebubblebubble
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: but for everything
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: ever
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: poking my finger
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: is like
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: 10 orgams
Turtle idles for cancer: lol
Turtle idles for cancer: 10 orgasms at once
Turtle idles for cancer: or one after another
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: at tghe sam,e time
Turtle idles for cancer: thats a lot of orgasms
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: i have the stupidest smile on right now
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: oh god
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: lol
Turtle idles for cancer: pics
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: ok lol
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: my pupils are retarded huge
Turtle idles for cancer: lol
Turtle idles for cancer: dilatiooon
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: uploading on photobucket right now
Turtle idles for cancer: sweet
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: i need some more water brb lol
Turtle idles for cancer: get funions
Turtle idles for cancer: because funions sound super good right now
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: eveything ios super good lol
Turtle idles for cancer: lol
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: sgt peppers lonely hearts club band
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: !!!!
Turtle idles for cancer: sweet
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll286/Meatshie1d/IMGP0203-Copy.jpg
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: lok
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll286/Meatshie1d/IMGP0198-Copy.jpg
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: :3
Turtle idles for cancer: lol
Turtle idles for cancer: brush yo teeth foo
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: lol i kniow
Turtle idles for cancer: EXTRA TARTER CONTROL
Turtle idles for cancer: crest mint gel
Turtle idles for cancer: do it
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: lmao
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: my teeth are clean as fuuuuck
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: that actually felt
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: so good
Turtle idles for cancer: did you brush your teeth just now :o
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: ye
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: s
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: it
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: was
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: the
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: best
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: idea
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: ever
Turtle idles for cancer: did you flosh
Turtle idles for cancer: floss*
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: ya man
Turtle idles for cancer: your making me want to brush my teeth
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: lol
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: it owns
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: so hard
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: like
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: best
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: oh god
Turtle idles for cancer: and it makes you feel clean
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: yes
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: exactyly
Turtle idles for cancer: how high are you right now
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: like
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: retarded
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: its awesome
Turtle idles for cancer: wave your hand in front of your face
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: lol
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: itws so silly
Turtle idles for cancer: lol
Turtle idles for cancer: high funbucks is my new favorite person
Funbucks - Is 19 today!!!!!!!!!: lol
The boy turns 19 and is rolling. Someone tell me he got laid.
Re: chat copy pasta - Professor Funbucks - 04-02-2010
i went out to the bar near my rez and made out with this one chick but decided not to go for the whole thing..
Re: chat copy pasta - Dtrain323i - 04-02-2010
(04-02-2010, 09:21 AM)Funbucks link Wrote: i went out to the bar near my rez and made out with this one chick but decided not to go for the whole thing..
she shot you down didn't she.
Re: chat copy pasta - CaffeinePowered - 04-02-2010
(04-02-2010, 09:31 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=Funbucks link=topic=106.msg144784#msg144784 date=1270218107]
i went out to the bar near my rez and made out with this one chick but decided not to go for the whole thing..
she shot you down didn't she.
[/quote]
He also could have sobered up while making out and caught a good look at her face
*ZING*Â :-*
Re: chat copy pasta - Professor Funbucks - 04-02-2010
(04-02-2010, 09:33 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=106.msg144785#msg144785 date=1270218712]
[quote author=Funbucks link=topic=106.msg144784#msg144784 date=1270218107]
i went out to the bar near my rez and made out with this one chick but decided not to go for the whole thing..
she shot you down didn't she.
[/quote]
He also could have sobered up while making out and caught a good look at her face
*ZING*Â :-*
[/quote]
caff got it right lol
rolling was fun though.
I'd recommend.
Re: chat copy pasta - Luinbariel - 04-02-2010
Yes, lots of screaming "WHY AM I COW MAN".
Re: chat copy pasta - zaneyard - 04-02-2010
(04-02-2010, 09:33 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=106.msg144785#msg144785 date=1270218712]
[quote author=Funbucks link=topic=106.msg144784#msg144784 date=1270218107]
i went out to the bar near my rez and made out with this one chick but decided not to go for the whole thing..
she shot you down didn't she.
[/quote]
He also could have sobered up while making out and caught a good look at her face
*ZING*Â :-*
[/quote]
passing out on the way to kiss someone what?
Re: chat copy pasta - Professor Funbucks - 04-02-2010
(04-02-2010, 11:17 AM)Luinbariel link Wrote: Yes, lots of screaming "WHY AM I COW MAN".yeah allan changed my steam name and it confused me
Re: chat copy pasta - Turtle - 04-03-2010
This one isn't really funny, more so the greatest idea for a game that me and montoya ever thought of.
Also it's really really long
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Someone should make a riot game
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Where you play as a cop or a rioter or a bystander
[HOT CARL] Turtle: sweet
[HOT CARL] Turtle: it's basically Attack/Defend
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Ha, yeah
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Civilized Attack/Defend game
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Boring for the defenders though. "ALRIGHT! EVERYONE LINE UP AND STAND STILL! DON'T ATTACK BECAUSE WE CAN'T RISK A PUBLIC SCANDAL!"
[HOT CARL] Turtle: But it would be cool because if a bystander pushes you
[HOT CARL] Turtle: you could be allowed to like pull out your billy club
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and hit them
[HOT CARL] Turtle: omg
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Different levels are in differnt countries and have different laws
[HOT CARL] Turtle: we could do this
[HOT CARL] Turtle: we could make this
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: china=Easy mode
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: You get tanks.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: china = you could pull out a pack of c4 for all they care
[HOT CARL] Turtle: US = Normal mode
[HOT CARL] Turtle: you can do a lot of shit, but don't push it
[HOT CARL] Turtle: andddd
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Where could hard mode be?
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Europe?
[HOT CARL] Turtle: NORTH KOREA!
[HOT CARL] Turtle:
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i guess
[HOT CARL] Turtle: uh
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I really have no idea where you could go for hard mode
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Well, in the glorius People's Republic of Korea, no one would eever riot, because the standard of living is so high
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
[HOT CARL] Turtle: true
[HOT CARL] Turtle: hmm
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Capitalist dogs in South Korea, though...
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Maybe france or something
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: RIOTS. ALL THE TIME
[HOT CARL] Turtle: OH SHIT
[HOT CARL] Turtle: SOUTH KOREA!
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Norway.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Norway.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Those guys send criminals on "rehab cruises"
[HOT CARL] Turtle: omg
[HOT CARL] Turtle: totally
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: In a riot, the cops would just be handing out tickets.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
[HOT CARL] Turtle: that would suck
[HOT CARL] Turtle: your only weapon is your fist and a ticket
[HOT CARL] Turtle: only use your fist if nobodys watching
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Not even your fist
[HOT CARL] Turtle: like if a guy starts fucking with you
[HOT CARL] Turtle: pretend nothings happening
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and when nobodies watching just whack him
[HOT CARL] Turtle: then give him a ticket :p
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I would love playing in US
[HOT CARL] Turtle: be fun
[HOT CARL] Turtle: there could be like different ranks and stuff on both sides
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Yeah.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Like highest for bystander is "crazy guy with a molotov"
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: YES
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and like "college kid"
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Or "madman with illegal firearm"
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and then like high ranks for cops would be like "Police Sergeant"
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Police could be "Riot Shield Phalanx guy"
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and you could be allowed to like give orders and shit
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and say "hit that fucker"
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: "Dude with beanba shotgun"
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and stuff
[HOT CARL] Turtle: omg
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: The Taser Bros
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Trigger finger cop with a taser
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: And of course "Police sniper" to deal with "madman with illegal firearm"
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yeah
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Every class has a counter.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: could go on a roof
[HOT CARL] Turtle: but can only shoot when given the order
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lest you wanna get in trubs
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Molotov dude is countered by firemen.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I would like to be a police sergeant so i could give orders
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I would say shit like "BEAT THAT GUY UP"
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and then like 5 cops would billy club the fuck out of one guy"
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Squad car is countered by car flippers.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: YES
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: That would be sweet.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: omg
[HOT CARL] Turtle: this game would own
[HOT CARL] Turtle: somebody has to make this
[HOT CARL] Turtle: SOMEBODY CONTACT A COMPANY
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I wonder if Bioware would do it :p
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Would police sergeant get his own AI squard of basic riot cops?
[HOT CARL] Turtle: probably like a couple guys
[HOT CARL] Turtle: that have to stay with him
[HOT CARL] Turtle: probably not riot cops
[HOT CARL] Turtle: more so just cops
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: There would have to be tons of AI rioters in addition to the player guys
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Yeah
[HOT CARL] Turtle: probably aas big as MAG or some shit
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: THat would be sweet
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yeah
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: You never know how many dudes 256 is until they all group up
[HOT CARL] Turtle: LOL
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: 256 guys all attacking one dude
[HOT CARL] Turtle: would have been THE BEST
[HOT CARL] Turtle: also when you win as the bystanders, you can break through and start beating up cops
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Reminds me of execution sqauds in Mount and Blade:Warband
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and the cops can't fight back
[HOT CARL] Turtle: woah
[HOT CARL] Turtle: there's execution squads?
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Well, sort of. In this one mod you can surrender, then the enemy team decides what to do with you
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Sometimes it's a firing squad.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: sweet
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Sometimes they all just kick you to death
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: All at once.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
[HOT CARL] Turtle: good god
[HOT CARL] Turtle: why isnt this game made yet
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: I don't knpwo
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: I really don't.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: The maps could be stuff like cities and stadiums and stiff
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I would play this game for like 72 hours straight
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: maps could be like outside on the street and shit
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Stadium fights are basically rioters vs rioters vs cops.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yeah basically cops have to break it up
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: You try to beat up the other team's supporters and not get arrested.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Or if you're a cop you try to break it up
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Yeah
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yeah
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: You already put that.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: This game is so sweet
[HOT CARL] Turtle: So Rioter's Mission: Try to beat up the other rioters, without getting arrested or fucked up too badly
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: If I knew any game making skills at all I wouls start it tonight.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and Cops Mission: Try to clean this up without them killing eachother
[HOT CARL] Turtle: It definately would not be T
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i would make it M
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Bonus team: Sports team
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Mission: GTFO
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Sports Team's Mission: OH GOD RUN AWAY
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: You'd have the dudes in the front row climbing over the barriers to kill you
[HOT CARL] Turtle: ohh
[HOT CARL] Turtle: they'd have to get behind the riot cops squad without dying
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: YES
[HOT CARL] Turtle: dude
[HOT CARL] Turtle: so many ideas
[HOT CARL] Turtle: we should write this down :O
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: This game has the makings of greatness.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Or we could just copy-paste this chat log.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: copy pasta
[HOT CARL] Turtle: is our sacred game making grounds
[HOT CARL] Turtle: omg
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i want this game
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i would pay like
[HOT CARL] Turtle: 100 bucks for this game
[HOT CARL] Turtle: maybe EA could do it
[HOT CARL] Turtle: it sounds like something EA might do
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Too unique
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Nothing like this has ever been made
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: They would never take the chance.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: true
[HOT CARL] Turtle: but EA is full of greedy monsters
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: We'dhave to get some really good indie devs.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and they know how much this would make
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yeah
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I wonder if Valve would do it
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Maybe,.'
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I kinda doubt it
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Gabe Newell would be like WHERES THE WoW
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Yeah
[HOT CARL] Turtle: ?!?!?
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: It'd be out in 20 years if they did.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol yeah
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Stupid Valve time
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: I want my goddamn Passing.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: god
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i want this game
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: GAMERS RIOT OVER EP3 DELAY>
[HOT CARL] Turtle: now i'm gonna dream about playing this when i go to bed
[HOT CARL] Turtle: LOL
[HOT CARL] Turtle: THAT SHOULD BE A GAME MODE
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: YES
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Rioter's Mission: FUCKING KILL NEWELL
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Easiest mode for cops.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: YES
[HOT CARL] Turtle: omg
[HOT CARL] Turtle: best game ever
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Cop's Mission: PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO HELP NEWELL
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Rednecks riot over healthcare reforms.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: LOL
[HOT CARL] Turtle: omg
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: This game is the greatest thing ever.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: so good
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: THE GREATEST
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I want
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I WANT
[HOT CARL] Turtle: If i could wish for 1 thing and 1 thing only right now
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I would wish for this game
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Me too.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: We could be like the only 2 people playiong it ever
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and we would just play with 254 AIs
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and still be super happy
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Yeah
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: I would die happy.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: And then riot in hell.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: OH GOD
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: HELL RIOT
[HOT CARL] Turtle: FIREBALLS
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: The damned rebel against their tormentors!
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and the Cops highest rank would be the devil
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: And he's the Heavy Metal Devil.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: OH SHIT
[HOT CARL] Turtle: YES
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: So he plays sweet solos and stuff
[HOT CARL] Turtle: he can smack people in the face with his guitar
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Wow
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i want this game
[HOT CARL] Turtle: like super bad
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I would give up like all the games i have right now
[HOT CARL] Turtle: for this game
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: It has so many features it could replace them all
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: We can't let this idea get to the Source modding community. Most of those gus are retarded.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: it's name should be R!OT
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: YES
[HOT CARL] Turtle: god
[HOT CARL] Turtle: so many ideas
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: But seriously, there's a mod for Source in development. It's an MMO. MMOs are impossible on the source engine.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Modders are mostly stupid.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Yeah
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Ew
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I DONT WANT A R!OT MMO
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: We need to let the world know.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: R!OT MMo would suck
[HOT CARL] Turtle: there should be a feature for rioting over people trying to make a R!OT MMO
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Yes.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: it'd be like YOU FOUND A LEVEL 21 HAT
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and you'd be like FUCK THIS HAT IM GETTING BEATING WITH A BILLYCLUB
[HOT CARL] Turtle: beaten*
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: But the hat increases billyclub resistance.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: And then you could beat up the cop and level up your molotovs.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: It would be an endless cycle of suck
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Oh shit
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i just thought of something
[HOT CARL] Turtle: On the bystander side
[HOT CARL] Turtle: if you do something that was fucking ballsy
[HOT CARL] Turtle: you could get respect points
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and with more respect points, more people would follow what you do
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Awesome idea.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: So if you have a lot and you like start fighting a cop, they would do the same
[HOT CARL] Turtle: maybe even help you
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Rewarding badassery with followers.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Sweet.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: oh and if cops win the round, they pull out tear gas
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: And the Rastas would be all "Respect, mon!"
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Tear gas=winnar.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and when rioters win the round, they break through the line and start beating up the cops
[HOT CARL] Turtle: which is probably more fun then winning as cops
[HOT CARL] Turtle: but still fun
[HOT CARL] Turtle: god damnit i want this game
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Yeah
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: we can dream, TUrtle. we can dream
[HOT CARL] Turtle: If we ever become game makers when we're older
[HOT CARL] Turtle: we need to team up and do this
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Awww yeah.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Totally.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: It would be awesome.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and then we'd have more money then bill gates
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and the rate of actual riots would explode
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: It would sell like crazy
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and we'd probably get sued
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Ha yeah
[HOT CARL] Turtle: but we'd just win because there would be too many riots over us getting sued
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: It would be bannned in Germany
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: EAT IT GERMANY
[HOT CARL] Turtle: If i wake up tomorrow and see a commercial for this
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: And Australia would never hear of it because of their internet censorship by that time
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I will cry
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I will cry tears of joy dude
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: I would buy 14 copies.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I would take those other 13 copies
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and use them as stuff to throw in the riot
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Ha, eyah
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: People would riot everywhere
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Just because.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: probably
[HOT CARL] Turtle: but nobody would care
[HOT CARL] Turtle: because they'd be too busy playing R!OT
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: YEah
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Riot because the President is too busy with R!OT.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: riot because R!OT is so great
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Riot over the ! in R!OT
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: !'s woudl replace Is in the English language.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: you mean the Engl!sh language
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: That ! do Turtle. That ! do.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: god
[HOT CARL] Turtle: this game would blow minds
[HOT CARL] Turtle: literally
[HOT CARL] Turtle: minds would actually explode
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: It's already blown mine.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: man
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I want it
[HOT CARL] Turtle: If this game never comes out
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I will regret it for the rest of my life
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Yeah
[HOT CARL] Turtle: my last wish before i die would be "MAKE R!OT"
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and my children would be like wtf is R!OT
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and then they'd look at this chat and they'd be like
[HOT CARL] Turtle: we have to make this
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: We should go contract AIDS, and getMake-A-Wish to get EA to do it
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: EA wants the PR
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: there would be a Make-A-Wish section just for this game
[HOT CARL] Turtle: because so many people would wish for i
[HOT CARL] Turtle: it*
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Yes
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: BRB.U should all get AIDS.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: All of us young enough for Make-A-Wish
[HOT CARL] Turtle: we already have AIDS
[HOT CARL] Turtle: that was my joke for that one guy who's name is AIDS
[HOT CARL] Turtle: is 15 young enough for Make-A-Wish
[HOT CARL] Turtle: screw it
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Speaking of AIDS, I vandalized my neighborhood pool gate.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i will dress up like a baby to get this game
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Put a big Pool's Closed sign on there.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
[HOT CARL] Turtle: RIOT OVER THE POOL'S CLOSED SIGN ON MONTOYAS NEIGHBORHOOD POOL
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: YES YES YES
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and when the rioters win
[HOT CARL] Turtle: they can go swimming
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Totally.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and like try to drown cops and stuff
[HOT CARL] Turtle: LOL
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I could see rioters doing that
[HOT CARL] Turtle: omg
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i want this game
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i want everything in it
[HOT CARL] Turtle: this game has the amazingness of 100 games put together
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: 1000 ganes
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: *games
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: every time someone says the word R!OT,another copy of a different game would explode
Re: chat copy pasta - copulatingduck - 04-03-2010
(04-03-2010, 08:32 PM)Turtle link Wrote: This one isn't really funny
well that's def a tldr
Re: chat copy pasta - beep beep diglett - 04-03-2010
paraphrasing this convo that happened like 6 times today
diglett: i have at mines
trick: theres a tank up there
trick: diglett what are you doing
trick: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
diglett: HAHAHAHAHAH
i was running up to tanks and putting mines on them and then shooting the mines, was fucking hilarious
Re: chat copy pasta - Tricks - 04-03-2010
(04-03-2010, 10:53 PM)Duck link Wrote: [quote author=Turtle link=topic=106.msg144952#msg144952 date=1270344760]
This one isn't really funny
well that's def a tldr
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(04-03-2010, 11:11 PM)lil d link Wrote: paraphrasing this convo that happened like 6 times today
diglett: i have at mines
trick: theres a tank up there
trick: diglett what are you doing
trick: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
diglett: HAHAHAHAHAH
i was running up to tanks and putting mines on them and then shooting the mines, was fucking hilarious
shooting down choppas with the hot carl was so pro
Re: chat copy pasta - Versus - 04-03-2010
yeah it's amazing
Re: chat copy pasta - KarthXLR - 04-09-2010
Rïösän: it's definitely worth $45
Rïösän: but not $60
Karth [Still Burnt Hand]: besides, it's 50 dollars
Karth [Still Burnt Hand]: fool
Rïösän: if you play the lame-o version
Karth [Still Burnt Hand]: Dude, why would I spend 60 dollars for a contoller that is inferior to a keyboard and mouse
Karth [Still Burnt Hand]: that is stupid
Karth [Still Burnt Hand]: your stupid
Karth [Still Burnt Hand]: plus, steam
Rïösän: xbl > steam
Karth [Still Burnt Hand]: HAHAHAHA
Karth [Still Burnt Hand]: HAHAHAHAHA
Karth [Still Burnt Hand]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rïösän: new steam layout is fugly
Karth [Still Burnt Hand]: HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Karth [Still Burnt Hand]: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Rïösän: also, the controllers are better for different games
Rïösän: i like k+m for fps more, obviously
Karth [Still Burnt Hand]: That is the most laughably out-of-place april fool's joke I've ever heard
Rïösän: but controller is way better for adventure, platformerg ames
Rïösän: and basically any games that aren't fps
Karth [Still Burnt Hand]: your silly rio
Rïösän: i'mr ight
Rïösän: also, i do prefer xbl to the new steasm
Rïösän: steam
Rïösän: new steam layout is butt ugly
Re: chat copy pasta - Riosan - 04-09-2010
(04-09-2010, 06:42 PM)Karth del Top Hat link Wrote: words words words
opinions are fun