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Re: chat copy pasta - [SiN] Merc - 12-17-2011

(12-17-2011, 04:53 AM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=106.msg233483#msg233483 date=1324114177]

The silent backstab doesn't matter that much, since you leave a "HEY GUIZ WHAT'S GOIN' ON WITH DIS ICE STATUE HERE?!"

Because spies generally stab people in front of you where you can see them.


[/quote]

Because people can't turn around from killing baby men for an eighth of a second to notice Mr. Freeze incarnate.

On that note: God, I'm SO looking forward to the puns. Anyone wanna join me on a Valve server when I get one of these fella's? The ice man cometh.


Re: chat copy pasta - Didzo - 12-17-2011

Quote: Merc link=topic=106.msg233489#msg233489 date=1324117109]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=106.msg233486#msg233486 date=1324115603]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=106.msg233483#msg233483 date=1324114177]

The silent backstab doesn't matter that much, since you leave a "HEY GUIZ WHAT'S GOIN' ON WITH DIS ICE STATUE HERE?!"

Because spies generally stab people in front of you where you can see them.


[/quote]

Because people can't turn around from killing baby men for an eighth of a second to notice Mr. Freeze incarnate.
[/quote]

Heavy weapons guy is usually too busy dealing with a suicidal Pyro, an airborn Soldier, and a nade-spamming Demo to turn around and see if there is a Spy creeping up if he hears no sounds of medics dying to cue him in to just how fucked he is.


Re: chat copy pasta - chronomaster - 12-17-2011

(12-17-2011, 05:23 AM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=106.msg233489#msg233489 date=1324117109]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=106.msg233486#msg233486 date=1324115603]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=106.msg233483#msg233483 date=1324114177]

The silent backstab doesn't matter that much, since you leave a "HEY GUIZ WHAT'S GOIN' ON WITH DIS ICE STATUE HERE?!"

Because spies generally stab people in front of you where you can see them.


[/quote]

Because people can't turn around from killing baby men for an eighth of a second to notice Mr. Freeze incarnate.
[/quote]

Heavy weapons guy is usually too busy dealing with a suicidal Pyro, an airborn Soldier, and a nade-spamming Demo to turn around and see if there is a Spy creeping up if he hears no sounds of medics dying to cue him in to just how fucked he is.
[/quote]
Pretty much.

With everything else blaring in your ear and hold your attention, having that rather unique death scream is an auditory cue to turn the fuck around. Not having that...

Well, let me put it in easy terms; hats are nothing. Spies getting blatantly buffed update after update are what is killing Team Fortress 2. You take it to a whole other level with your inescapable backstab bullshit, which only solidified making me quit, but Spy should not be getting these kinds of items. He's now the most invincible piece of paper imaginable and I can only bet next update he's going to get something ridiculous like a replacement for his Sapper that reflects bullets when he deploys it, or probably some cross-promotion with Dota 2 where he can blink behind whoever he's looking at.


Re: chat copy pasta - Versus - 12-17-2011

this update makes me glad i quit wasting time with tf2


Re: chat copy pasta - rumsfald - 12-17-2011

(12-17-2011, 04:16 PM)versus link Wrote: First they derailed talking about beer, but I was not a prohibitionist so I did not speak out;
Then they posted porn everywhere, but I don't care about NSFW since I don't work so I did not speak out;
Then they complained about TF2 changes in every thread, but I just uninstalled the game so I did not speak out.
And when everypony came to my hentai thread, there was no one left to speak out for me.



Re: chat copy pasta - Dr. Zaius - 12-17-2011

stop it you son of a bitch





+1

also
(12-17-2011, 04:16 PM)versus link Wrote: this update makes me glad i quit wasting time with tf2



Re: chat copy pasta - [SiN] Merc - 12-17-2011

(12-17-2011, 05:23 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: stop it you son of a bitch





+1

And one last thing Chrono:

Dr Cox - Wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong


Re: chat copy pasta - loldollas - 12-18-2011

(12-18-2011, 03:27 AM)cody link Wrote: Lancer: was talking to this girl
Lancer: about music and shit
Lancer: she said she never heard of a tribe called quest
Lancer: and I was like
Lancer: uhhhhhh
Lancer: I don't think I should be talking to you anymore
+1


Re: chat copy pasta - chronomaster - 12-18-2011

(12-18-2011, 03:27 AM)cody link Wrote: Lancer: was talking to this girl
Lancer: about music and shit
Lancer: she said she never heard of a tribe called quest
Lancer: and I was like
Lancer: uhhhhhh
Lancer: I don't think I should be talking to you anymore
Fill her pierced heart with Gae Bulg.


Re: chat copy pasta - Eightball - 12-25-2011

Quote:brb.u | Eightball: Some girl I knew got me to watch two episodes of that [My Little Pony]
brb.u | Eightball: idk why it's so popular though
versus: god
brb.u | Eightball: probably a thriving porno subculture for it lmao
versus: it is basically american shoujo anime
versus: there is
brb.u | Eightball: nice
versus: it is hideous

Quote:versus: there is
brb.u | Eightball: nice
versus: it is hideous

Quote:versus: it is hideous



Re: chat copy pasta - [SiN] Merc - 12-25-2011

(12-25-2011, 01:40 PM)Eightball link Wrote:
Quote:brb.u | Eightball: Some girl I knew got me to watch two episodes of that [My Little Pony]
brb.u | Eightball: idk why it's so popular though
versus: god
brb.u | Eightball: probably a thriving porno subculture for it lmao
versus: it is basically american shoujo anime
versus: there is
brb.u | Eightball: nice
versus: it is hideous

Quote:versus: there is
brb.u | Eightball: nice
versus: it is hideous

Quote:versus: it is hideous

This is Delicious!


Re: chat copy pasta - zaneyard - 12-26-2011

i don't think i've ever laughed so much in my life as i just did reading that quote. life will no longer be the same.


Re: chat copy pasta - Dr. Zaius - 12-30-2011

<versus> i think i have had
<versus> liekjd
<versus> half of
<versus> a 750ml of whiskey
<versus> getting drunk is ecxpensive
<versus> im ujst glad i havent s[o;;eed anything pojn my gaming mous/ekaybioard
<versus> sapireleld
<versus> sapilled
<versus> spilled
<+Dr_Zaius> hm
<Squishy3> sapireleld
<versus> ok
<versus> im reqaalyhnb
<versus>  drtiml
<+Dr_Zaius> yep
<versus> drfunk
<+Dr_Zaius> drunk
<versus> god
<versus> yes
<versus> df
<versus> g
<versus> ghfs
<versus> g
* SpamServ sets mode: +b *!*@mf55636d0.tmodns.net
* versus was kicked by SpamServ (You sent too many messages to the channel.)



Re: chat copy pasta - Versus - 12-30-2011

spambot is doign a realyg good job protectginbvn us fromv the menace of 20078il


Re: chat copy pasta - zaneyard - 12-30-2011

(12-30-2011, 01:03 AM)versus link Wrote: spambot is doign a realyg good job protectginbvn us fromv the menace of 20078il
versus i think you need to calm down.


Re: chat copy pasta - Versus - 12-30-2011

im ccalmed dsown
ikm hsyt durnj



Re: chat copy pasta - KarthXLR - 12-30-2011

(12-30-2011, 01:57 AM)versus link Wrote: im ccalmed dsown
ikm hsyt durnj
I don't always drink

But when I do, I spell check.


Re: chat copy pasta - zaneyard - 12-30-2011

(12-30-2011, 01:59 AM)Karth link Wrote: [quote author=versus link=topic=106.msg234971#msg234971 date=1325228266]
im ccalmed dsown
ikm hsyt durnj
I don't always drink

But when I do, I spell check.
[/quote]
fuck spell check

when i'm drunk, it takes so fucking long to delete my words over and over again to make sure that it's spelled right.

there's a threshold that breaks where i just don't give a fuck anymore and just post anyway


Re: chat copy pasta - matter11 - 12-30-2011

(12-30-2011, 11:00 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=106.msg234972#msg234972 date=1325228388]
[quote author=versus link=topic=106.msg234971#msg234971 date=1325228266]
im ccalmed dsown
ikm hsyt durnj
I don't always drink

But when I do, I spell check.
[/quote]
fuck spell check

when i'm drunk, it takes so fucking long to delete my words over and over again to make sure that it's spelled right.

there's a threshold that breaks where i just don't give a fuck anymore and just post anyway
[/quote]

trying to write by hand when drunk is pretty fun.


Re: chat copy pasta - Vongore - 12-30-2011

it's so funny how fake drunken people try to impress others just by not typing correctly :/