The "Fuck my life" thread

[A. Crow]

The plane finally came! 

and now I have jet lag.  WANT. SLEEP.

[Didzo]

Group settings bring out the true ass in me.

[Stein]

Good luck Coelit

Watched a movie at my house. Just checked my mail list that I sent the invite to and realized that Spore wasn't on it .
Also had to clean chips and pretzels off of the floor in random places... WTF guys, srsly. Also one of my friends likes to miss the toilet. A lot.

[Turtle]

i really like how my parents decide to sign me up to things and do things that they've been planning for months and then tell me a week before.

it's super great because now all the plans i've had are completely gone because my parents think this will be fun!

[Greatbacon]

First sunburn of the season.

[Versus]

First sunburn of the season.

what could possibly make someone go outside

[rumsfald]

Saw Macho Man Avatar, thought it was Hhhhonest, got excite.

Realized it was Face bogarting someone else's shtick, got disappoint.

[Turtle]

no he's super macho man i'm just macho man there's a difference

[Kirby]

Wow you suck turtle

[Dave]

Wow you suck Face

Although I'll admit, considerably less than before.

[A. Crow]

My first night in country and we get mortared. 

[Turtle]

[quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg201582#msg201582 date=1301874807]
Wow you suck Face

Although I'll admit, considerably less than before.
[/quote]

[PyroZombie]

I still have writer's block hard. I am contemplating a assistant writer, but as i write this, I think it would cause more trouble then i want. Anyone know how to kill writer's block, without taking lines from bravehart or The Addams Family?

[[SiN] Merc]

I still have writer's block hard. I am contemplating a assistant writer, but as i write this, I think it would cause more trouble then i want. Anyone know how to kill writer's block, without taking lines from bravehart or The Addams Family?

In all seriousness, I watch movie trailers, then think of how I could improve the movie they were based on. Good thing most trailers are shit nowadays, so I have a lot to work with.

Of course, if you're trying to write like a speech, or presentation, or something over just fictional works, that method doesn't help often, unless you're presenting it to the "5th annual Werewolf Chainsaw gang survivors."

[at0m]

[quote author=Dave link=topic=3709.msg201588#msg201588 date=1301876780]
[quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg201582#msg201582 date=1301874807]
Wow you suck Face

Although I'll admit, considerably less than before.
[/quote]

[/quote]I think the irony is completely lost on you.

[Badgerman of DOOM]

wait wait wait we ignore this

My first night in country and we get mortared. 

and focus on turtle, really guys
are you all right? any injuries/deaths/etc happen due to it?

[Turtle]

at0m that's kind of why i picked it

[A. Crow]

wait wait wait we ignore this

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg201629#msg201629 date=1301896267]
My first night in country and we get mortared. 

and focus on turtle, really guys
are you all right? any injuries/deaths/etc happen due to it?
[/quote]

No, and I didn't even get out of bed, I was too tired.

I went outside the wire today; this country has been destroyed by this war.  EVERYTHING is militarized. 

I also went exploring. and by "exploring" I mean: "oh, you need to get to XXXX compound, well, it's right down the road, well, kinda, to the right, around that corner... maybe... but we're not going to help you get there."  "Ok, fine, asshole"  *puts on body armor, loads 9mm, walks out ECP, finds destination in the dark in Kabul*  DESTINATION IS LOCKED DOWN FOR NIGHT.

Why do I do stupid shit? 

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg201662#msg201662 date=1301918744]
wait wait wait we ignore this

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg201629#msg201629 date=1301896267]
My first night in country and we get mortared. 

and focus on turtle, really guys
are you all right? any injuries/deaths/etc happen due to it?
[/quote]

No, and I didn't even get out of bed, I was too tired.

I went outside the wire today; this country has been destroyed by this war.  EVERYTHING is militarized. 

I also went exploring. and by "exploring" I mean: "oh, you need to get to XXXX compound, well, it's right down the road, well, kinda, to the right, around that corner... maybe... but we're not going to help you get there."  "Ok, fine, asshole"  *puts on body armor, loads 9mm, walks out ECP, finds destination in the dark in Kabul*  DESTINATION IS LOCKED DOWN FOR NIGHT.

Why do I do stupid shit? 
[/quote]

No rifle?

[Surf314]

Just had a wisdom tooth removed that had to be removed today. Went fine, the tooth broke but they got both parts without having to cut into my gums. Really wasn't that bad except I almost had a panic attack in the chair. Mostly putting this here because I know the anesthesia will wear off in a few hours and it will then belong.

Also cat refuses to leave my lap even though I distinctly told her I do not feel like kitty time.