The "Fuck my life" thread

[Kirby]

Just had a wisdom tooth removed that had to be removed today. Went fine, the tooth broke but they got both parts without having to cut into my gums. Really wasn't that bad except I almost had a panic attack in the chair. Mostly putting this here because I know the anesthesia will wear off in a few hours and it will then belong.

Also cat refuses to leave my lap even though I distinctly told her I do not feel like kitty time.

Lucky, I had all 4 of mine surgically removed when I was like 17. Not a fun experience, having to watch out so the blood clots don't pop out, or some other shit.

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg201730#msg201730 date=1301955887]
Just had a wisdom tooth removed that had to be removed today. Went fine, the tooth broke but they got both parts without having to cut into my gums. Really wasn't that bad except I almost had a panic attack in the chair. Mostly putting this here because I know the anesthesia will wear off in a few hours and it will then belong.

Also cat refuses to leave my lap even though I distinctly told her I do not feel like kitty time.

Lucky, I had all 4 of mine surgically removed when I was like 17. Not a fun experience, having to watch out so the blood clots don't pop out, or some other shit.
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I had all 4 drilled out of my jawbone when I was 17 as well, the TFC match the next day I played high as all hell on vicadin

[Didzo]

I had holes to my sinuses when I had 4 of mine surgically removed. The holes didn't close for over a month.

I didn't take anything stronger than Tylenol.

:-X

Edit: There should be a "Bitch About Your Mouth" thread

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg201732#msg201732 date=1301956366]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg201730#msg201730 date=1301955887]
Just had a wisdom tooth removed that had to be removed today. Went fine, the tooth broke but they got both parts without having to cut into my gums. Really wasn't that bad except I almost had a panic attack in the chair. Mostly putting this here because I know the anesthesia will wear off in a few hours and it will then belong.

Also cat refuses to leave my lap even though I distinctly told her I do not feel like kitty time.

Lucky, I had all 4 of mine surgically removed when I was like 17. Not a fun experience, having to watch out so the blood clots don't pop out, or some other shit.
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I had all 4 drilled out of my jawbone when I was 17 as well, the TFC match the next day I played high as all hell on vicadin
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I had all four removed, but they didn't have to cut the gums. That means they also didn't have to stitch it. It bled a lot.

[at0m]

I went under twilight to get mine done by an oral surgeon, my mom had to help me back into the car and upstairs into bed after, she offered to take off my pants and I refused, woke up 14 hours later with my jeans still on, high fived myself.

[Dr. Zaius]

Huh. When I had mine taken out, I had an IV in, passed out quick and when I woke up, it was the weirdest feeling ever.

My experience wasn't bad though. I was talking and eating 3 hours after it was done. No pain, never took meds for it (I took a Vicadin once just to try it way later, and got a stomach ache  :-X).

[Luinbariel]

Pff. I'll take that over having my gall bladder removed.


Also the feeling of going under was neat, and I had dreams. But waking up was SHIT.


"Do you want morphine?"

*weak nod*

-five minutes pass-

"Do you need more morphine?"

*vehement nod*

[Versus]

i can keep my wisdom teeth

owned

[Badgerman of DOOM]

i can keep my wisdom teeth

owned

I could have and wanted to, but one of mine had a cavity. Apparently not only do they not fill cavities in wisdom teeth, but it was also cheaper to get all 4 of them pulled. Go figure, medical costs not making sense.

[Versus]

in the us? no way

[Vongore]

i can keep my wisdom teeth

owned

I can keep 3 of them and the one that must be removed isn't doing so much pressure, so i can be lazy and wait up to 5 years.


But sometimes food gets stuck on the gap and after a while it starts giving out bad taste :<

[Badgerman of DOOM]

in the us? no way

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[ThunderStain]

[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3709.msg201765#msg201765 date=1301972855]
i can keep my wisdom teeth

owned

I can keep 3 of them and the one that must be removed isn't doing so much pressure, so i can be lazy and wait up to 5 years.


But sometimes food gets stuck on the gap and after a while it starts giving out bad taste :<
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When I had braces I had to get "spacers" (little pieces of rubber) put between my teeth to widen the gaps between them. Most of the time When id take them out after like a week or 2 being in they would stink like fuck from food or drink getting up under them.

[A. Crow]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg201692#msg201692 date=1301937470]
[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg201662#msg201662 date=1301918744]
wait wait wait we ignore this

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg201629#msg201629 date=1301896267]
My first night in country and we get mortared. 

and focus on turtle, really guys
are you all right? any injuries/deaths/etc happen due to it?
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No, and I didn't even get out of bed, I was too tired.

I went outside the wire today; this country has been destroyed by this war.  EVERYTHING is militarized. 

I also went exploring. and by "exploring" I mean: "oh, you need to get to XXXX compound, well, it's right down the road, well, kinda, to the right, around that corner... maybe... but we're not going to help you get there."  "Ok, fine, asshole"  *puts on body armor, loads 9mm, walks out ECP, finds destination in the dark in Kabul*  DESTINATION IS LOCKED DOWN FOR NIGHT.

Why do I do stupid shit? 
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No rifle?
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I didn't draw one to travel, I get one tomorrow. 

[Surf314]

It wasnt that bad, didn't even hurt much today. I had some removed earlier but they couldn't get the last one because I can't open my mouth very wide. But it came out and got infected so they had to pull it yesterday.

[Coelit]

Missed school again today because I didn't hear my alarm go off and my mom could not drive me to school.

BRB SETTIING FOUR ALARMS THAT WILL GO OFF TEN MINUTES WITHIN EACH OTHER.

[Eschatos]

Missed school again today because I didn't hear my alarm go off and my mom could not drive me to school.

BRB SETTIING FOUR ALARMS THAT WILL GO OFF TEN MINUTES WITHIN EACH OTHER.

Set them within one minute.  Leave alarms placed progressively farther away from your bed.  Put layers of duct tape over snooze buttons so you can't press them.

[Dr. Zaius]

Missed school again today because I didn't hear my alarm go off and my mom could not drive me to school.

BRB SETTIING FOUR ALARMS THAT WILL GO OFF TEN MINUTES WITHIN EACH OTHER.

Happened to me a bunch during high school. I know that feel.

[Coelit]

[quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg201854#msg201854 date=1302030557]
Missed school again today because I didn't hear my alarm go off and my mom could not drive me to school.

BRB SETTIING FOUR ALARMS THAT WILL GO OFF TEN MINUTES WITHIN EACH OTHER.

Set them within one minute.  Leave alarms placed progressively farther away from your bed.  Put layers of duct tape over snooze buttons so you can't press them.
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The one minute thing is a good idea as is the setting it farther away from my bed, however the third idea I can not do. My phone is my alarm clock.

[Coelit]

[quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg201854#msg201854 date=1302030557]
Missed school again today because I didn't hear my alarm go off and my mom could not drive me to school.

BRB SETTIING FOUR ALARMS THAT WILL GO OFF TEN MINUTES WITHIN EACH OTHER.

Happened to me a bunch during high school. I know that feel.
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Yahhhh, it sucks.