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Neonie
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12-21-2009, 09:31 AM

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"I love facebook like you love cock"


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12-21-2009, 09:40 AM

(12-21-2009, 09:31 AM)Kneeoni link Wrote: "I love facebook like you love cock"

Oh wow, karma is indeed a bitch


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Professor Funbucks
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12-21-2009, 11:41 AM

(12-21-2009, 09:40 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=Kneeoni link=topic=52.msg127885#msg127885 date=1261405909]

"I love facebook like you love cock"

Oh wow, karma is indeed a bitch
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wooowwww
thats awesome.
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cbre88x
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12-21-2009, 01:48 PM

dont know if it's been posted yet

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"brb, afk"


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Surf314
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12-21-2009, 01:56 PM

(12-21-2009, 01:48 PM)cbre88x link Wrote: dont know if it's been posted yet

Lineman Fail


"brb, afk"

As a UF alum, that was amazing.


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Surf314
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12-21-2009, 04:53 PM

A reddit best of:

Quote:When I have no money, I find myself sitting outside the local Barnes and Noble with a notebook. Not a notebook computer, but your standard, wide-rule, spiral-bound notebook.
I will write in it left-handed, even though I am not a southpaw. People look at me funny as I struggle to make letters that fit within two lines. I often yell things at them to get them to leave me alone. The mean stares are too much to handle usually.
One day this paid off. I met a nice lady, she said she helped disabled children for a living. She took me to Wal*Mart, where we bought Velcro shoes and ate ice cream cones from their McDonalds - I had sprinkles on mine. When she gave me a ride home, I offered to invite her up for a glass of milk and some Oreos. She accepted.
We sat in my apartment, on the couch, I was smiling so big, I couldn't help myself - my legs crossed, top leg shaking back and forth with the Velcro pulled tight. I should tell you, they weren't really Oreos, they were the generic kind, one half was black and the other was cream colored - I was poor, remember?
She stopped me, mid-cookie and told me that I had some crumbs on my face. I said "Uh-oh" like anyone in my position would, but I accidentally spit cookie on her. She smiled a bit and said, "let me get that for you." She un-tucked and lifted the corner of her blouse, taking it to the side of my mouth and wiping. Her hand let the blouse go and then her index finger was pressed against my lips.
Like instinct, I knew what I had to do, I got up and ran to my bedroom screaming. With my head under the pillow I could hear her at my door, "Matthew, are you ok?"
I started to cry, "my naughty parts feel funny."
She walked further into the room, "let me see what's wrong."
I turned around and rubbed my crotch. She smiled and said, "I have one of those too."
I'll never forget the taste of cookies, milk and penis.


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12-21-2009, 05:09 PM

(12-21-2009, 11:41 AM)Professor Funbucks link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=52.msg127887#msg127887 date=1261406441]
[quote author=Kneeoni link=topic=52.msg127885#msg127885 date=1261405909]

"I love facebook like you love cock"

Oh wow, karma is indeed a bitch
[/quote]
wooowwww
thats awesome.
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I like how one of them is Brett - God


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Whendilin
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12-21-2009, 05:30 PM

Assassin!


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KarthXLR
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12-21-2009, 06:42 PM

BAT (REMI GAILLARD)
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Professor Funbucks
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12-21-2009, 08:27 PM

(12-21-2009, 05:09 PM)Turtle link Wrote: [quote author=Professor Funbucks link=topic=52.msg127908#msg127908 date=1261413685]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=52.msg127887#msg127887 date=1261406441]
[quote author=Kneeoni link=topic=52.msg127885#msg127885 date=1261405909]

"I love facebook like you love cock"

Oh wow, karma is indeed a bitch
[/quote]
wooowwww
thats awesome.
[/quote]
I like how one of them is Brett - God
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Brett *scratched out name*. God.
It's a new sentence, she's probably gushing that hes the cutest boy
lolol
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chronomaster
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12-21-2009, 09:29 PM

I've referenced this like five times.

What follows is mildly NSFW.
http://imgur.com/GvpOq.jpg


(This post was last modified: 12-22-2009, 04:10 AM by chronomaster.)
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beep beep diglett
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12-21-2009, 10:21 PM

cool 403 forbidden bro

had to copy paste it, whaddafack
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HeK
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12-21-2009, 11:32 PM

If anyone here has seen the original, then this will make slightly more then no sense at all.

GYMKHANA TWO ARTIST REMIX
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at0m
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12-21-2009, 11:34 PM

(12-21-2009, 05:30 PM)Whendilin link Wrote: Assassin!
I am strangely aroused by this.



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at0m
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12-21-2009, 11:40 PM

(12-21-2009, 11:32 PM)HeK link Wrote: If anyone here has seen the original, then this will make slightly more then no sense at all.

GYMKHANA TWO ARTIST REMIX
Nope, not really.



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Neonie
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12-22-2009, 02:00 AM

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[The last three pictures were shamelessly stolen from Destructoids "you laugh you loose" thread


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Ianki
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12-22-2009, 03:57 AM

Марио против Пакмэна
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chronomaster
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12-22-2009, 04:11 AM

(12-21-2009, 10:21 PM)diggs link Wrote: cool 403 forbidden bro

had to copy paste it, whaddafack
Sorry, apparently it didn't copy over when I saved it to another site.


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Surf314
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12-22-2009, 11:45 AM

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HeK
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12-22-2009, 05:59 PM

(12-21-2009, 11:40 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=52.msg128060#msg128060 date=1261456343]
If anyone here has seen the original, then this will make slightly more then no sense at all.

GYMKHANA TWO ARTIST REMIX
Nope, not really.
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Fine then.

KEN BLOCK GYMKHANA TWO THE INFOMERCIAL
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