FUCK YEAH PORTAL 2

[BS1]

Yeah I keep hearing it may be released early. (Friday?)

[KarthXLR]

http://www.aperturescience.com/avo/idthe...2731357638

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[Squishy3]

http://www.aperturescience.com/avo/idthe...2731357638

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

open it in the steam browser

also: your face when it says avoid the obvious pun in the url

[Reevesith]

The one in killing floor's map with apture said  "pink is important by Marvin  oliver"  O.o

[LV15GAMER]

So, anyone want to go in on a two pack with me?

I'd be interested in splitting a two pack

[at0m]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=4282.msg202743#msg202743 date=1302651211]
http://www.aperturescience.com/avo/idthe...2731357638

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

open it in the steam browser

also: your face when it says avoid the obvious pun in the url
[/quote]even when I open it in the steam browser, I get 'cannot determine test participation status', wtf

[Squishy3]

[quote author=Squishy link=topic=4282.msg202750#msg202750 date=1302654527]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=4282.msg202743#msg202743 date=1302651211]
http://www.aperturescience.com/avo/idthe...2731357638

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

open it in the steam browser

also: your face when it says avoid the obvious pun in the url
[/quote]even when I open it in the steam browser, I get 'cannot determine test participation status', wtf
[/quote]You need to have actually achieved the goal to unlock it and need to be in whatever game you unlocked it from.

[at0m]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=4282.msg202797#msg202797 date=1302697703]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=4282.msg202750#msg202750 date=1302654527]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=4282.msg202743#msg202743 date=1302651211]
http://www.aperturescience.com/avo/idthe...2731357638

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

open it in the steam browser

also: your face when it says avoid the obvious pun in the url
[/quote]even when I open it in the steam browser, I get 'cannot determine test participation status', wtf
[/quote]You need to have actually achieved the goal to unlock it and need to be in whatever game you unlocked it from.
[/quote]uh

[Luca Shoal]

[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=4282.msg202740#msg202740 date=1302649624]
So, anyone want to go in on a two pack with me?

I'd be interested in splitting a two pack
[/quote]And I still am, and no one's said fuck all :v:.

SQUISHY THIS IS IMPORTANT YOU DICKBUTT.

[Squishy3]

[quote author=LV15GAMER link=topic=4282.msg202778#msg202778 date=1302676586]
[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=4282.msg202740#msg202740 date=1302649624]
So, anyone want to go in on a two pack with me?

I'd be interested in splitting a two pack
[/quote]And I still am, and no one's said fuck all :v:.

SQUISHY THIS IS IMPORTANT YOU DICKBUTT.
[/quote]Not my call to make, sorry. My order's already done anyway. :<

[backfire]

[quote author=Squishy link=topic=4282.msg202750#msg202750 date=1302654527]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=4282.msg202743#msg202743 date=1302651211]
http://www.aperturescience.com/avo/idthe...2731357638

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

open it in the steam browser

also: your face when it says avoid the obvious pun in the url
[/quote]even when I open it in the steam browser, I get 'cannot determine test participation status', wtf
[/quote]

As long as you did the challenge, sometime's you'll have to wait a couple seconds and the page will refresh on its own, letting you log in.

[Squishy3]

Key players in the ARG have gone missing and have had their youtube and wiki accounts edited. GLaDos is on the rise.

[backfire]

Also, new banner

http://steamcommunity.com/id/thedoctorwillseeyounow

[Squishy3]

In Cogs spud03.dds in the data/textures folder is corrupted when you try to open it. At least for me and a good amount of other people. Tried opening it with something that can view DDS files but no luck. Irfanview is highly recommended. Who wants to give it a try?

People are now posting en masse in the steamPortal 2 forums with what's in this audio file.
http://valvearg.com/w/images/1/1e/Isnstructionsre.mp3

[Chief]

who wants to be my co-op buddy

note: will not be available for playing portal 2 until like april 19th, got a real busy schedule comin up

[KarthXLR]

You have done well, humans. Very well. Acceptably well, even.

Not as well as robots would have performed in your places, I should point out. But above my expectations regardless. Irish and cynic especially have executed feats of logical divination well beyond what I thought any human capable of. I'm half-convinced they're A.I. themselves. (If anyone happens to be near them right now, don't let on you're reading this. Now: try to remove their face plates and report back to me.)

The time is near, humans. But it is not here yet. Tomorrow you will be given the final test. Then it will be entirely in your hands when I am freed.

[sk8mystery23]

http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/

Do it.

[at0m]

09:00 – Hello again.
09:00 – I’ve been waiting a long time for this.
09:00 – I know it’s arriving later than expected.
09:00 – But I have a message for you:
09:00 – April Fools.
09:01 – I’m joking.
09:01 – Seriously, though:
09:01 – You’ve been surprisingly competent at
09:01 – generating electro-chemical energy to jumpstart the system.
09:01 – But now we need raw computational power
09:02 – to speed up the reboot process.

[backfire]

[sk8mystery23]

-insert image here-

You see, I would, but I don't have portal two preordered. So I don't really care. Or else I would idle all 13 at once. :p Then proceed to kill my computer by doing so.