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NiceGuy
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#1
06-25-2008, 02:34 PM

You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:

1. One weapon
2. One song blasting on the speakers
3. One famous person to fight alongside you

This question was asked at the end of this week's Totally Rad Show (which you subscribe to on iTunes if you don't already) and I thought it had potential for some lulz.

My picks:

1. The Iron Man suit portrayed in this summer's blockbuster hit movie
2. Operation Ground and Pound - Dragonforce
3. Bruce Campbell because he has the experience

Now you.


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(07-10-2008, 06:52 PM)rumsfald link Wrote:Like our namesake, the number one thing we do is hang around.  Between your legs. Hang around waiting for some action.
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WTF Joel
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#2
06-25-2008, 02:42 PM

1. Metal Gear REX Big Grin
2. Shoot to thrill by AC/DC
3. Bruce Campbell.. kind of a no brainer, huh?





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Neonie
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#3
06-25-2008, 02:43 PM

1. Katana or Flamethrower
2.Slap my bitch up+Wheres your head at Remix.
3.Zach Braff or Keanu Reeves
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KarthXLR
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#4
06-25-2008, 02:46 PM

1. A flamethrower. Zombies + Flames = FUN.
2. Idda know. Some fast upbeat rock song. Can't think of one.
3. Jackie Chan. At least all the crap he does is REAL.
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Versus
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#5
06-25-2008, 02:47 PM

1. M60E4 with loooots of ammo
2. Chocolate Rain (Tongue)
3. rumsfald



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NiceGuy
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#6
06-25-2008, 02:49 PM

(06-25-2008, 02:47 PM)Versus link Wrote: 1. M60E4 with loooots of ammo
2. Chocolate Rain (Tongue)
3. rumsfald

Chocolate Rain, lulz.


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(07-10-2008, 06:52 PM)rumsfald link Wrote:Like our namesake, the number one thing we do is hang around.  Between your legs. Hang around waiting for some action.
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Vidaroke
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#7
06-25-2008, 02:49 PM

1. Just for style ... Dual 357 Magnum revolvers
2. Scream By the Misfits
3. George A. Romero ... cause if theres one guy who knows somethin about killin zombies... its him


If I cut off your arms and i cut off your legs... Would you still love me anyways?
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Luinbariel
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#8
06-25-2008, 02:50 PM

I have:

A nine-iron
Fiction plane: two sisters is rockin' me along
also, Alan Rickman is at my side, because he creeps the shit out of me, and I think he's awesome. Useful? Probably not.
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exanimo
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#9
06-25-2008, 03:01 PM

1.) Bottle of 21 Year old Lagavulin Scotch Whisky
2.) Edward Elgar - Enigma Variations
3.) Noam Chomsky

If you're gonna die anyway, why bother fighting. I'd rather relax and enjoy a good conversation and contemplate life with a bright man.
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Versus
My fursona is a blops attack dog


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#10
06-25-2008, 03:03 PM

1. Bat
2. any bonk song
3. the Scout



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fyre
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#11
06-25-2008, 03:03 PM

1. Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses  (To help me relax)

2. Ride of the Valkyries by Wagner 

3. Abe Lincoln (Follow the link. 'Nuff said.)
(This post was last modified: 06-26-2008, 07:40 AM by fyre.)
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copulatingduck
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#12
06-25-2008, 03:03 PM

Louisville Slugger
Hotwire by Lamont
Steven James Williams aka 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin, nobody kicks more ass than him  :-*


Ripped like paper
raped with ease
hey scrub nerd pyros
suck on these
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copulatingduck
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#13
06-25-2008, 03:05 PM

(06-25-2008, 03:01 PM)exanimo link Wrote: 3.) Noam Chomsky

You're definitely more of a lover than a fighter [Image: loved.gif]


Ripped like paper
raped with ease
hey scrub nerd pyros
suck on these
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exanimo
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#14
06-25-2008, 03:06 PM

(06-25-2008, 03:05 PM)copulatingduck link Wrote: [quote author=exanimo link=topic=640.msg15852#msg15852 date=1214424108]
3.) Noam Chomsky

You're definitely more of a lover than a fighter [Image: loved.gif]
[/quote]

You got that right. Tongue

If you can be with Abe Lincoln, who is dead. I change my famous person from Noam Chomsky to Jacques Derrida (Greatest philosopher, for me, of all time).
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Negate
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#15
06-25-2008, 03:06 PM

sentry gun with dispenser
rocky song
the engineer



Your in the minority, its supposed to taste like a shit taco
Jon Stewart
[move]ii@.[/move]
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Surf314
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#16
06-25-2008, 03:49 PM

whatever was in that box in indiana jones that melted faces
something by Journey, just because its the awesomest band to make fun of but secretly like
Tom Cruise so I can use him as bait


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Versus
My fursona is a blops attack dog


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#17
06-25-2008, 03:58 PM

(06-25-2008, 03:49 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: whatever was in that box in indiana jones that melted faces

fuck yeah



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Evil Cheese
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#18
06-25-2008, 03:58 PM

1.) A shotgun. A tried-and-true classic for waisting zombies.
2.) Dunno, I can't think of one right now that wouldn't start to get annoying after a while.
3.) Harrison Ford. 'Nuff said.
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cbre88x
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#19
06-25-2008, 04:16 PM

1a)[Image: barrett_xm500.jpg]
Barrett

1b)[Image: 2005_shotgun.jpg]
AA-12 Auto-Shotty

1c)[Image: ebr_both_models_small.jpg]
M14-EBR


2a)http://youtube.com/watch?v=SFzXAjmv2_4
Not a great song, but it usually drives me to kick ass.

2b)http://youtube.com/watch?v=9VYAUqAVy6Y&feature=related
I love Dream Theater, but this is only a small part of the song.

2c)http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tja6_h4lT6A&feature=related
Nevermind that all of Tool's stuff is in D Minor! IT ALL SOUNDS BADASS!


3a)[Image: evangeline-lilly-kate-on-lost22.jpg]
Not only does she play a badass character in Lost, she is fine.. it's a plus we can repopulate if needed. ;D

3b)[Image: BearDM2707_468x349.jpg]
I don't care if Man vs. Wild was partially faked..the man served in the SAS..that is good enough for me.

3c)[Image: fwp_04_002.jpg]
Mack served on SEAL teams one and two. That makes him one of the most dangerous men on the planet, but he hosts a show on Discovery...


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Versus
My fursona is a blops attack dog


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#20
06-25-2008, 04:19 PM

Seabreeze, I am stealing your M14-EBR.

And your woman.



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