A sandvich of epic proportions

[commish]

The following is conversation held between me and Geoff about perhaps one of the best sandwiches ever made, and with this economy, sandwiches will be the shoestrings that hold this nation together:

Geoff: commish
Geoff: I need to tell you something
Dr. Commish: k
Geoff: this sandwich
Geoff: I am about to make
Geoff: looks disgusting :<
Dr. Commish: do go on
Geoff: but I am hungry
Dr. Commish: awwww
Dr. Commish: ok ok
Dr. Commish: what do we got going right now
Dr. Commish: what's in it
Geoff: Ham+salami+avacado+a1 steak sauce
Geoff: also slightly toasted bread
Dr. Commish: how bout a bit of cheese
Geoff: :O
Dr. Commish: and throw in cachos with salsa on the side
Dr. Commish: and you got yourself a fine meal
Dr. Commish: nachos*
Dr. Commish: OR
Dr. Commish: make it triple bread
Dr. Commish: a new level
Geoff: :O
Geoff: triple bread?
Geoff: double decker?
Geoff: I have colby jack cheese right here
Dr. Commish: that's the crown for sammiches
Geoff: !!!
Geoff: What should go on second layer?
Dr. Commish: oh man decisions
Geoff: I am seeing some jelly
Dr. Commish: jelly....
Dr. Commish: i was thinking more meat
Dr. Commish: maybe bacon
Geoff: :O
Geoff: i dont have bacon
Dr. Commish: damn
Geoff: I mean I see jelly in my fridge
Dr. Commish: ok
Geoff: and
Geoff: I dun wanna use any more ham
Dr. Commish: rught
Geoff: because I think it is for lunches
Geoff: and my mom will get pissed
Dr. Commish: I see
Dr. Commish: so I'm guessing mind altering drugs to enhance the flavor are out then
Geoff: yes
Dr. Commish: fine
Dr. Commish: maybe mustard
Dr. Commish: but u already have steak sauce
Dr. Commish: I got i t
Dr. Commish: do you have any seasonings
Dr. Commish: like Cajun spices
Dr. Commish: that's what you nrrf
Dr. Commish: need*
Geoff: :O
Geoff: hm
Geoff: i see some chilula hot sauce
Dr. Commish: I'm not sure what that is, do you like it?
Geoff: its just like mexican hot sauce
Dr. Commish: ok, just a dash then
Dr. Commish: we don't want it to overpower the sammich's natural wholeness
Geoff: hmmmm
Dr. Commish: plus no one liikes soggy sammies
Geoff: yes
Geoff: I need to get a picture of this shit
Dr. Commish: ok it sounds ready, take a bite and tell me the best thing about that sammich
Geoff: hmm
Geoff: I see some lawry's seasoning salt?
Dr. Commish: that could be used to adjust the taste afterwards
Dr. Commish: you know play it by ear
Geoff: ah
Geoff: taking bite
Geoff: :O
Geoff: pretty good
Dr. Commish: i bet
Dr. Commish: now one's the best thing about it?
Dr. Commish: what is*
Geoff: hmmm
Dr. Commish: I think it must have a smokey flavor
Geoff: yes
Geoff: hmmmm
Geoff: i've never had a sammich like this
Geoff: its so good
Dr. Commish: that recipe is yours forever now, keep it close and impress the lady of your dreams
Geoff: YOU GODDIT DOCTAH JONES

[Geoff]

Recipe:

2 pieces of slightly toasted bread
Avocado
A1 Steak Sauce
Slice of colby jack cheese
Salami
Ham
Chilula Hot Sauce
Fajita Seasoning
Crushed Red Pepper

So goddamn delicious

[A. Crow]

what? no dog?

[Radio Raheem]

it looks like you puked on some bread

[Eschatos]

Nonsense.  The best sandwich ever is actually a taco.  Put two slices of ham, and a ton of plain spaghetti on a taco.  Then cover it in melted cheese.  It's the best thing ever.

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

it looks like you puked on some bread

I think a lot of that's just the camera.

I still think it sounds gross, but I'm a vegetarian :/ Objectively it's very nice though

[Surf314]

Sounds great but does it beat the meat machine?

http://www.spike.com/video/30-rock-meat-machine/2812547

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

Sounds great but does it beat the meat machine?

http://www.spike.com/video/30-rock-meat-machine/2812547

I doubt it, but the Bacon Explosion can

[HeK]

What? Is that regular sliced bread? Instant failure right there.
Any sandwich of any proportion needs a bun, or at least rye.

[rumsfald]

What? Is that regular sliced bread? Instant failure right there.
Any sandwich of any proportion needs a bun, or at least rye.

I would submit any real bread from a bakery that you have to slice yourself.

[A. Crow]

Meh, with the correct application of grease and indirect fire you can turn any type of bread into an awesome sandwich container. 

Yes, Even Bunny Bread.

[ainmosni]

I don't know if you would classify this as a sandwich but we don't really have that concept here. We call all of them 'broodjes' (little breads)

- Take half a baguette, cut it in the length.
- Put cream cheese in it
- Put dutch (gouda is our worst cheese, trust me, still not too bad) in the baguette
- Put blue cheese (a good roquefort or another strong blue cheese) in the baguette
- Put some brie in the baguette
- Finish it off with lettuce, tomatoes and cucumbers

Enjoy.

[Dave]

lacks marmite

[A. Crow]

lacks marmite

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[Eschatos]

lacks vegemite

[Geoff]

What? Is that regular sliced bread? Instant failure right there.
Any sandwich of any proportion needs a bun, or at least rye.

Was thinking of using bolios (sp?) but wasn't sure how to toast them.

[commish]

Personally the only King of sandwiches is the Club Sandwich

***toasted white bread***
***Mayo***
***tomato***
***letuce***
***toasted white bread***
***Bacon***
***chicken breast***
***toasted white bread***

With the earl of sandwich being the smoked meat sandwich

***Rye***
***Mustard***
***smoked meat***
***smoked meat***
***smoked meat***
***smoked meat***
***smoked meat***
***smoked meat***
***smoked meat***
***rye***

delicious!

[Dave]

-Toast
-Butter (thinly spread)
-Marmite

preferably with some dry cider.

[ainmosni]

Personally the only King of sandwiches is the Club Sandwich

***toasted white bread***
***Mayo***
***tomato***
***letuce***
***toasted white bread***
***Bacon***
***chicken breast***
***toasted white bread***

With the earl of sandwich being the smoked meat sandwich

***Rye***
***Mustard***
***smoked meat***
***smoked meat***
***smoked meat***
***smoked meat***
***smoked meat***
***smoked meat***
***smoked meat***
***rye***

delicious!

Your lack of cheese disturbs me... Oh wait, you're american

[x]

preferably with some dry cider.

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