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#21
07-24-2009, 01:28 PM

I'm a feminine starfish who likes to wait for circus tents.



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Badgerman of DOOM
I Stand in Spitter Goo


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#22
07-24-2009, 02:38 PM

I'm a foxy anthill who likes to fuck mufflers.


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Blues
BRB, Posting


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#23
07-24-2009, 04:45 PM

I'm a friendly pimp who likes to locate hookers.

That was ridiculously well put together.


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Chaosye
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#24
07-24-2009, 06:29 PM

I am a buff airport that likes to sit on dwarves.
:D


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Duck, Duck, Goose
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#25
07-24-2009, 06:37 PM

wasteful crook who likes to steal doorknobs

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Professor Funbucks
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#26
07-24-2009, 06:39 PM

(07-24-2009, 06:37 PM)иιτяσus σxιdє link Wrote: wasteful crook who likes to steal doorknobs

damn russians....
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copulatingduck
Following in Gordon's Footsteps


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#27
07-24-2009, 07:02 PM

sad hosecock boy who likes to sluuuuuurp animals

:'(


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raped with ease
hey scrub nerd pyros
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copulatingduck
Following in Gordon's Footsteps


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#28
07-24-2009, 07:36 PM

"filthy virgin who likes to reward trouser snakes"

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raped with ease
hey scrub nerd pyros
suck on these
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Chaosye
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#29
07-25-2009, 12:52 AM

I am an old accordion that likes to sell penile tissue
:3


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cannedpeahes
Fan of Vampire Romance literature
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#30
07-25-2009, 01:06 AM

I am a Lecherous Grandfather who likes to Hump Rice.

Really, this is only one word off.

EDIT: This just in - I am a Titanic Bitch who likes to Tear Cocks. This will be used in the future, mark my words.
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