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Mr. Face
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10-17-2009, 01:21 PM

(10-17-2009, 12:24 PM)Benito link Wrote: AND THE FUCKING SQUIRRELS ARE ALL BLACK, WTF?!
I saw a grey squirrel in Michigan (super-duper rare, i've only seen one ever)
Grey squirrels are dicks, i got closer to him and he threw a nut at me Sad



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Luinbariel
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10-17-2009, 01:26 PM

Why is this so surprising? We have both black and red squirrels here.
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10-17-2009, 01:32 PM

(10-17-2009, 01:26 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: Why is this so surprising? We have both black and red squirrels here.

I thought it was illegal for a squirrel to be another color than brown....




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10-17-2009, 01:41 PM

or grey...
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10-17-2009, 01:58 PM

we dont have squirrels here, just prairie dogs Sad
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10-17-2009, 02:09 PM

(10-17-2009, 01:32 PM)Benito link Wrote: [quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg118312#msg118312 date=1255803996]
Why is this so surprising? We have both black and red squirrels here.

I thought it was illegal for a squirrel to be another color than brown....
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White Squirrel
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But more importantly and equally if not more dangerous
Pirate Gophers
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whoever thought that was a squirrel on Google Search is an idiot



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10-17-2009, 02:20 PM

(10-17-2009, 02:09 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: White Squirrel
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This...


There was a shop on Sussex dr.(Canadia's Pennsylvania Avenue NW) that had a white squirrel as a logo.

My friends and I couldn't stand seeing that, since there was NO FUCKING WHITE SQUIRREL IN OTTAWA. THEY. ARE. ALL. FUCKING. BLACK.




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10-17-2009, 10:52 PM

Everyone! Come to St.John's! We will get drunk on George Street and we can all pass out in my rez
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(10-17-2009, 10:52 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: Everyone! Come to St.John's! We will get drunk on George Street and we can all pass out in my rez

At least Ottawa was only a 2 hours drive...




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10-18-2009, 09:33 AM

(10-17-2009, 10:58 PM)Benito link Wrote: [quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3709.msg118359#msg118359 date=1255837971]
Everyone! Come to St.John's! We will get drunk on George Street and we can all pass out in my rez

At least Ottawa was only a 2 hours drive...
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Come to Gainesville we have cute clumsy squirrels.


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10-18-2009, 10:54 AM

(10-18-2009, 09:33 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=Benito link=topic=3709.msg118360#msg118360 date=1255838285]
[quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3709.msg118359#msg118359 date=1255837971]
Everyone! Come to St.John's! We will get drunk on George Street and we can all pass out in my rez

At least Ottawa was only a 2 hours drive...
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Come to Gainesville we have cute clumsy squirrels.
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Come to Michigan we have really pissed off squirrels that hide in the trees and hiss at you



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10-18-2009, 12:20 PM

(10-18-2009, 10:54 AM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg118376#msg118376 date=1255876396]
[quote author=Benito link=topic=3709.msg118360#msg118360 date=1255838285]
[quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3709.msg118359#msg118359 date=1255837971]
Everyone! Come to St.John's! We will get drunk on George Street and we can all pass out in my rez

At least Ottawa was only a 2 hours drive...
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Come to Gainesville we have cute clumsy squirrels.
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Come to Michigan we have really pissed off squirrels that hide in the trees and hiss at you
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Come to North Carolina. We have squirrel stew.
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10-18-2009, 12:46 PM

what's all this talk about squirrels?

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10-18-2009, 03:11 PM

I feel awful, I almost passed out working out at the gym again today. I wish I knew why this keeps happening.


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10-18-2009, 03:14 PM

(10-18-2009, 03:11 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: I feel awful, I almost passed out working out at the gym again today. I wish I knew why this keeps happening.
low level of iron in your blood?
do you take vitamins?


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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10-18-2009, 03:18 PM

Working too hard perhaps. Drink more water, take it slowly, ask your doc. Don't keep doing it until you find out what they have to say or one of these times you might just pass out.
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10-18-2009, 03:32 PM

(10-18-2009, 03:14 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg118415#msg118415 date=1255896716]
I feel awful, I almost passed out working out at the gym again today. I wish I knew why this keeps happening.
low level of iron in your blood?
do you take vitamins?
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Hmm this might be good advice. I don't take vitamins but probably should.


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10-18-2009, 04:30 PM

Two of my friends left my church today.  :'(
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10-18-2009, 04:34 PM

I tripped and think I hurt my ankle. :<



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(10-18-2009, 03:32 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg118417#msg118417 date=1255896877]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg118415#msg118415 date=1255896716]
I feel awful, I almost passed out working out at the gym again today. I wish I knew why this keeps happening.
low level of iron in your blood?
do you take vitamins?
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Hmm this might be good advice. I don't take vitamins but probably should.
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just get a big bottle of centrum and take one every day when you wake up, it's pretty easy.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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