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SBCrystal
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#21
10-06-2009, 03:37 PM

I just got a phone call that only solidifies my theory that I fail at life.


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Professor Funbucks
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#22
10-06-2009, 03:39 PM

I think I have a hugely weighted assignment due for my next class in an hour
and I only just learned of it now.
augh fuck
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Aerox
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#23
10-06-2009, 03:52 PM

I'm usually awake until 12 or 1, and then I get up at 7:50 or 7:55, jump in the shower, and leave for work around 8:20 to be there by 8:30.
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Kor
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#24
10-06-2009, 03:56 PM

(10-06-2009, 11:26 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: It would probably involve a lot of curse words, of which 66% are most likely 'cunt'

+1


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Mr. Face
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#25
10-06-2009, 04:01 PM

My friend just fucked up my chances with a girl

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



Sticks and stones may break my bones (but -1s hurt forever ;_Wink
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beep beep diglett
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#26
10-06-2009, 04:01 PM

(10-06-2009, 04:01 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: My friend just fucked up my chances with a girl

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"hi id like you to meet face he has a cat fetish"
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Surf314
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#27
10-06-2009, 04:03 PM

(10-06-2009, 03:39 PM)Professor Funbucks link Wrote: I think I have a hugely weighted assignment due for my next class in an hour
and I only just learned of it now.
augh fuck

That happened to me once, I learned I had a midterm this week instead of next week like I thought during 1st period. The midterm was 5th period. I hadn't started to study yet.


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Mr. Face
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#28
10-06-2009, 04:08 PM

(10-06-2009, 04:01 PM)diggs link Wrote: [quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3709.msg116724#msg116724 date=1254862867]
My friend just fucked up my chances with a girl

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"hi id like you to meet face he has a cat fetish"
[/quote]
I have a cat and the ladies love him the motherfuckin cat fuck yerrrrrrrrrrrrr



Sticks and stones may break my bones (but -1s hurt forever ;_Wink
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commish
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#29
10-06-2009, 04:14 PM

(10-06-2009, 04:08 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [quote author=diggs link=topic=3709.msg116725#msg116725 date=1254862901]
[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3709.msg116724#msg116724 date=1254862867]
My friend just fucked up my chances with a girl

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"hi id like you to meet face he has a cat fetish"
[/quote]
I have a cat and the ladies love him the motherfuckin cat fuck yerrrrrrrrrrrrr
[/quote]

you should of tried to wipe up that shit stain

"so you wanna come over to my place and watch my cat do backflips?"


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Geoff: its so good
Dr. Commish: that recipe is yours forever now, keep it close and impress the lady of your dreams
Geoff: YOU GODDIT DOCTAH JONES
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Scary Womanizing Pig Mask
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#30
10-06-2009, 04:25 PM

(10-06-2009, 04:08 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [quote author=diggs link=topic=3709.msg116725#msg116725 date=1254862901]
[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3709.msg116724#msg116724 date=1254862867]
My friend just fucked up my chances with a girl

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"hi id like you to meet face he has a cat fetish"
[/quote]
I have a cat and the ladies love him the motherfuckin cat fuck yerrrrrrrrrrrrr
[/quote]

You should shoot higher then girls into bestiality ;3



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#31
10-06-2009, 05:25 PM

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Sticks and stones may break my bones (but -1s hurt forever ;_Wink
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beep beep diglett
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#32
10-06-2009, 06:38 PM

(10-06-2009, 04:25 PM)Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link Wrote: [quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3709.msg116728#msg116728 date=1254863309]
[quote author=diggs link=topic=3709.msg116725#msg116725 date=1254862901]
[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3709.msg116724#msg116724 date=1254862867]
My friend just fucked up my chances with a girl

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"hi id like you to meet face he has a cat fetish"
[/quote]
I have a cat and the ladies love him the motherfuckin cat fuck yerrrrrrrrrrrrr
[/quote]

You should shoot higher then girls into bestiality ;3
[/quote]

baby you can ride my horse anytime
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Totla
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#33
10-06-2009, 07:44 PM

(10-06-2009, 06:38 PM)diggs link Wrote: [quote author=Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link=topic=3709.msg116734#msg116734 date=1254864346]
[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3709.msg116728#msg116728 date=1254863309]
[quote author=diggs link=topic=3709.msg116725#msg116725 date=1254862901]
[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3709.msg116724#msg116724 date=1254862867]
My friend just fucked up my chances with a girl

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"hi id like you to meet face he has a cat fetish"
[/quote]
I have a cat and the ladies love him the motherfuckin cat fuck yerrrrrrrrrrrrr
[/quote]

You should shoot higher then girls into bestiality ;3
[/quote]

baby you can ride my horse anytime
[/quote]http://www.news24.com/Content/World/News...orse_death


(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.

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Mr. Face
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#34
10-06-2009, 07:51 PM

today i accidentally started a conversation about me being a furry and getting a fursuit

it ended with someone showing us an article about a guy being killed by having buttsex with a horse.






Sticks and stones may break my bones (but -1s hurt forever ;_Wink
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If-I-Die-Its-Lag
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#35
10-06-2009, 07:58 PM

I found the problem with my PC. Damn the faulty power supply.
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Surf314
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#36
10-06-2009, 08:11 PM

I laughed at something Face posted


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Mr. Face
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#37
10-06-2009, 08:17 PM

I read what surf just posted

that hurt Sad



Sticks and stones may break my bones (but -1s hurt forever ;_Wink
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KarthXLR
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#38
10-06-2009, 10:00 PM

Always Look On The Bright Side of Life
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chronomaster
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#39
10-07-2009, 12:52 AM

(10-06-2009, 10:00 PM)Karth is Ego Tripping link Wrote: Always Look On The Bright Side of Life
Man I love you Karth.

I hate threads built on seeking sympathy. Man, I don't care about your life, I have my own problems.

http://www.hulu.com/embed/ovYI7ZF7gZYZDS7o7v4X7w

There needs to be a way to disable that.


(This post was last modified: 10-07-2009, 02:50 AM by chronomaster.)
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#40
10-07-2009, 02:24 AM

(10-06-2009, 01:57 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg116693#msg116693 date=1254854411]
Sleep at 11 up at 6

10 and 4:30


You can all die in a fire, every last one of you
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I just go to bed and wake on a natural 26hr clock


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raped with ease
hey scrub nerd pyros
suck on these
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