The "Fuck my life" thread

[Dave]

[quote author=Dave link=topic=3709.msg201929#msg201929 date=1302057584]
So the tower-block of flats I live in has a large tank to store all the water in, and being a student, when I'm not drinking alcohol, I'm drinking tap-water. Since I'm in the city centre I didn't expect the water to be great but today I looked at the water I had half finished drinking and realised it was the cloudiest mother-fucker I have ever seen, It looked like when you throw up milk after two days.



Drank it anyway.


PS: Just found out that Google chrome spell check tries to swap motherfucker for mother-of-pearl.

That's why you fervently run away from urban centers and go live where you have a well.


It's so clear it's sexy.
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I need a gym, clubs, women and drugs to live. Hard to get in the countryside.

Plus Manchester has the only accent I don't hate.

[A. Crow]

So, I bought like 10 hours of the wireless here.  Apparently IO Global blocks a crap ton of sites if you're inside Afghanistan.  Hows I get around- GO!

[Versus]

how much is 10 hours of wireless

[A. Crow]

$10.  I'm changing locations tomorrow.

[Live-Free-Or-Pie]

Welp, might be doing my civic duty soon. Hopefully not during ACEN

[Dtrain323i]

A friend got car jacked on his way to my house.. turns out I know the guy that car jacked him ._.

shoot him

[at0m]

Welp, might be doing my civic duty soon. Hopefully not during ACEN

ACEN's a weekend, plus you can request a deferment

[Coelit]

Ah yes a wonderful day, I think the hairline fracture in my wrist is back because my wrist hurts like hell, this bitch I lent Elfen Lied to about 4 months ago ( who by the way used me for her own god damned selfish wants and played with my emotions) is not giving my anime back and claims to have lost it, I had to talk to this annoying ass therapist because of the fact my mom is the states bitch so when they made us have a family therapist it annoyed me because I swear all she fucking does is ask me frustrating questions and try to lable me with diagnoses left and fucking right. Above all that my favorite pants are ripping.


AND I BURNT MY FUCKING PIZZA.

edit: I am going to give her two days to return it or she can pay me the 40 fucking dollars I spent on it.

[Hobospartan]

I had to talk to this annoying ass therapist because of the fact my mom is the states bitch so when they made us have a family therapist it annoyed me because I swear all she fucking does is ask me frustrating questions and try to lable me with diagnoses left and fucking right. Above all that my favorite pants are ripping.

Sounds like you need a new ass therapist  :p

[Coelit]

[quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg202131#msg202131 date=1302220615]I had to talk to this annoying ass therapist because of the fact my mom is the states bitch so when they made us have a family therapist it annoyed me because I swear all she fucking does is ask me frustrating questions and try to lable me with diagnoses left and fucking right. Above all that my favorite pants are ripping.

Sounds like you need a new ass therapist  :p
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+1 for making me smile when I was pissed.

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg202131#msg202131 date=1302220615]I had to talk to this annoying ass therapist because of the fact my mom is the states bitch so when they made us have a family therapist it annoyed me because I swear all she fucking does is ask me frustrating questions and try to lable me with diagnoses left and fucking right. Above all that my favorite pants are ripping.

Sounds like you need a new ass therapist  :p
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I've got a great guy for you

[Badgerman of DOOM]

[quote author=Hobospartan link=topic=3709.msg202133#msg202133 date=1302221221]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg202131#msg202131 date=1302220615]I had to talk to this annoying ass therapist because of the fact my mom is the states bitch so when they made us have a family therapist it annoyed me because I swear all she fucking does is ask me frustrating questions and try to lable me with diagnoses left and fucking right. Above all that my favorite pants are ripping.

Sounds like you need a new ass therapist  :p
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I've got a great guy for you



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Oh God. Do NOT let her diagnose you with any bullshit because from what I'm getting she is just trying to pin you as something so she gets paid. I knew a guy who went to a therapist and the exact same thing happened. He was given a bullshit diagnosis and put on drugs which, in his opinion, ruined his mind.

[Surf314]

I'm sick

[Coelit]

[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg202194#msg202194 date=1302271625]
[quote author=Hobospartan link=topic=3709.msg202133#msg202133 date=1302221221]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg202131#msg202131 date=1302220615]I had to talk to this annoying ass therapist because of the fact my mom is the states bitch so when they made us have a family therapist it annoyed me because I swear all she fucking does is ask me frustrating questions and try to lable me with diagnoses left and fucking right. Above all that my favorite pants are ripping.

Sounds like you need a new ass therapist  :p
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I've got a great guy for you



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Oh God. Do NOT let her diagnose you with any bullshit because from what I'm getting she is just trying to pin you as something so she gets paid. I knew a guy who went to a therapist and the exact same thing happened. He was given a bullshit diagnosis and put on drugs which, in his opinion, ruined his mind.
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That's why I am not answering shit if she asks anything now.

[Luinbariel]

Maybe you should try telling her you feel like she's just trying to peg you with some diagnosis, then see what she does. Instead of just letting something continue to be wrong, try poking it, see if you can make it right.

[Coelit]

Maybe you should try telling her you feel like she's just trying to peg you with some diagnosis, then see what she does. Instead of just letting something continue to be wrong, try poking it, see if you can make it right.

Eh I did but she pretty much hinted towards the fact she thinks I am paranoid. I think it would be best to just refrain from answering her questions so she can not corner me in on the conversation.

[Dave]

Venting actually important personal issues and concerns to anonymous adolescents on the internet sounds pretty healthy for me, fuck that professionally trained bitch.

[Luinbariel]

Venting actually important personal issues and concerns to anonymous adolescents on the internet sounds pretty healthy for me, fuck that professionally trained bitch.

[Badgerman of DOOM]

Venting actually important personal issues and concerns to anonymous adolescents on the internet sounds pretty healthy for me, fuck that professionally trained bitch.

Except professionally trained != ethical, here in AMURICA it's quite often that a doctor/therapist will use fear/their position of power to force a treatment down the throat of someone who doesn't need it.
Not only that, venting is actually a good thing, even if you're one of the dipshits who think "internet peoples can't be real friends." What would be bad is if he held it in.

[Kirby]

Posting this on behalf of some unnamed person who I don't know;

So I get really drunk, right? But instead of getting in my car, because I need to be elsewhere, I'm smart and get on my bicycle.


I go for miles, kinda pretty really fucking wobbly, but I'm keeping a good 3 to 4 feet in between me and the traffic lane, dozens of cars are going by me, un-impeded. HOLY SHIT THE WORLD IS SPINNING OH WHYYYYYYYY.(<--assumption on my part)  <gets off bike and starts walking>


Then this dink calls the cops because "they drove by a person who looks like they're really drunk who's walking a pedal bike down the side of the road" and I get arrested for being drunk.


FML

So yeah I drove by a guy who was obv. really drunk on US Rt. 1 a little while ago, I could see him wobbling for like a mile and a half ahead of me because it was dark and he had an (annoyingly bright) blinking red LED tailight, and his helmet had one as well. He was keeping well off the road, but I could see he was starting to have trouble keeping balance when I was passing him.

I assume he got off the bike soon after that and started walking, because I heard the call go out over the police band for a guy walking a bike down the same road, not far at all from where I passed him, about 5 minutes later when I'm pulling onto my road.



The fuck would you call the cops on a dude who is not driving his car when he's hammered for?