Dr. Zaius Uninstalling Posts: 2,528 Joined: May 2010 |
01-07-2012, 09:00 PM
(01-07-2012, 07:54 PM)Kirby the Dick link Wrote: Got 2x fortune cookies with no fortunes in them. return of the misfortune cookie 'Meditation is supposedly the only way to Enlightenment because the only way to find this truth is through inner reflection - therefore, what you are finding to be the truth in your personal journey should ultimately be exactly what I find to be the truth, though all of our journeys are unique.'
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Kirby Uninstalling Posts: 3,853 Joined: Jun 2009 |
01-07-2012, 09:08 PM
(01-07-2012, 09:00 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=3709.msg235834#msg235834 date=1325984050] return of the misfortune cookie [/quote] I'm thinking more along the lines of I don't need a fortune because the world is ending this year. |
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matter11 BRB, Posting Posts: 1,968 Joined: Jan 2011 |
01-07-2012, 09:22 PM
(01-07-2012, 09:00 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: return of the misfortune cookie that sounds like an entertaining B movie. |
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A. Crow Surprise Whopper Posts: 4,091 Joined: May 2008 |
01-08-2012, 12:54 AM
(01-07-2012, 09:22 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg235842#msg235842 date=1325988007] that sounds like an entertaining B movie. [/quote] More likely that you're full of shit. |
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Kor Crits = Skill Posts: 1,654 Joined: Mar 2008 |
01-08-2012, 09:21 AM
Quote: Merc link=topic=3709.msg235769#msg235769 date=1325927576] Pull the cord on his stomach, and he tells you to "Get on point, CUNTS." [/quote] I laughed heartily. The mental image of me as a pull-string doll sitting in someone's shirt pocket handing out honest but gruff advice was perfect for the first pondering of the day. Edit: +1's Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence. -Albert Einstein |
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Kirby Uninstalling Posts: 3,853 Joined: Jun 2009 |
01-08-2012, 11:45 AM
Paying Time Warner for a 20/2 line, been getting 0.9/0.2 for a week or so now. Issue has been intermittently occurring for over 2 years now, normally these spats go on for 3-5 weeks.
They keep telling me to power cycle my cable modem. I told the tech I was speaking with earlier when she said that to go get fucked by a cow and to get me a manager, in that order. |
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Didzo Uninstalling Posts: 5,206 Joined: Dec 2009 |
01-08-2012, 01:01 PM
Where did winter break go? And why do I have this sense of dread about going back that wasn't there a year ago?
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zaneyard Made with Whole Gainz (tm) Posts: 6,930 Joined: Jun 2008 |
01-08-2012, 01:37 PM
(01-08-2012, 11:45 AM)Kirby the Dick link Wrote: I told the tech I was speaking with earlier when she said that to go get fucked by a cow and to get me a manager, in that order.yes, because it's tier one help desk's fault that your ISP sucks balls and that they are required to follow an operating procedure for service calls on connection issues. S (04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone? (11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE |
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k0ala BRB, Posting Posts: 1,899 Joined: Jun 2009 |
01-08-2012, 02:08 PM
This is where I would assume the Voice of God and put some fear into the tech.
LOOK AT THE CASE NOTES, TIER ONE SUPPORT TECHNICIAN READ THEM WELL REALIZE THAT NO LESS THAN FIVE TIER ONE TECHS BEFORE YOU HAVE READ THESE NOTES AND POSTED THAT THEY WERE ESCALATING THIS MATTER TO A TIER TWO TECHNICIAN WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING THE SAME? |
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beep beep diglett Uninstalling Posts: 4,033 Joined: Jun 2009 |
01-08-2012, 11:38 PM
im a furry now
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beep beep diglett Uninstalling Posts: 4,033 Joined: Jun 2009 |
01-08-2012, 11:38 PM
fuck my life, and my ponies!!! i jsut fucked a pony
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[SiN] Merc BRB, Posting Posts: 2,304 Joined: Aug 2010 |
01-08-2012, 11:53 PM
(01-08-2012, 11:38 PM)Diglett link Wrote: fuck my life, and my ponies!!! i jsut fucked a pony (01-02-2012, 08:55 PM)Diglett link Wrote: I have never had sex, and I will never have sex, as I plan to keep my hymen, and therefore; my virginity, intact. Peep this shit; Do the same! Sexhavers are disgusting. Namaste. U LIE HULKMANIA'S RUNNIN' WILD, BROTHER! |
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Pariah N00b Posts: 27 Joined: Jan 2012 |
01-09-2012, 12:21 AM
Quote: Merc link=topic=3709.msg236012#msg236012 date=1326084821] (01-02-2012, 08:55 PM)Diglett link Wrote: I have never had sex, and I will never have sex, as I plan to keep my hymen, and therefore; my virginity, intact. Peep this shit; Do the same! Sexhavers are disgusting. Namaste. U LIE [/quote] he's not lying and he referred me to brbu after having some awesome roleplay |
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Coelit BRB, Posting Posts: 992 Joined: Oct 2010 |
01-09-2012, 05:42 AM
(01-09-2012, 12:21 AM)Pariah link Wrote: [quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg236012#msg236012 date=1326084821] (01-02-2012, 08:55 PM)Diglett link Wrote: I have never had sex, and I will never have sex, as I plan to keep my hymen, and therefore; my virginity, intact. Peep this shit; Do the same! Sexhavers are disgusting. Namaste. U LIE [/quote] he's not lying and he referred me to brbu after having some awesome roleplay [/quote] I have the most awkward smile on my face right now at the thought of this and only god knows why. |
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Kirby Uninstalling Posts: 3,853 Joined: Jun 2009 |
01-09-2012, 07:54 AM
I've got this headache that feels like there's a small midget standing on my head with a hot wire cutter, attempting to saw the left hemisphere of my brain in half every time my heart beats.
I sit down and move as little as possible so my heartbeat is at idle, it goes away. I get up and take a few steps, my brain feels like it's on fire. Oh and I start to throw up. Maybe Hopefully I'll just have an aneurysm and be done with it. |
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Eschatos Jack Thompson Fan Club Member Posts: 4,447 Joined: Mar 2008 |
01-09-2012, 05:30 PM
As yall might have heard I failed Calc 3 and had to drop out of Physics 2 last semester. That shit can't happen again and I'm interested in staying in college so shit is changing in my life. This basically no means no real video games for a semester. No Dota, no Blood Bowl, no TF2(not like I played that anyway), no nothing. My Brbu presence is going to be pretty much limited to the forums and casual games for the next few months until I get shit turned around. Wish me luck.
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zaneyard Made with Whole Gainz (tm) Posts: 6,930 Joined: Jun 2008 |
01-09-2012, 07:18 PM
(01-09-2012, 05:30 PM)Eschatos link Wrote: As yall might have heard I failed Calc 3 and had to drop out of Physics 2 last semester. That shit can't happen again and I'm interested in staying in college so shit is changing in my life. This basically no means no real video games for a semester. No Dota, no Blood Bowl, no TF2(not like I played that anyway), no nothing. My Brbu presence is going to be pretty much limited to the forums and casual games for the next few months until I get shit turned around. Wish me luck.call me for free sex when you get out. (04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone? (11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE |
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Kor Crits = Skill Posts: 1,654 Joined: Mar 2008 |
01-09-2012, 08:00 PM
(01-09-2012, 05:30 PM)Eschatos link Wrote: As yall might have heard I failed Calc 3 and had to drop out of Physics 2 last semester. That shit can't happen again and I'm interested in staying in college so shit is changing in my life. This basically no means no real video games for a semester. No Dota, no Blood Bowl, no TF2(not like I played that anyway), no nothing. My Brbu presence is going to be pretty much limited to the forums and casual games for the next few months until I get shit turned around. Wish me luck. Wow, I can't believe you're moving onto a cutting edge progression-based RL. Maybe even bleeding edge. So hardcore :o GL, cunt. <3 Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence. -Albert Einstein |
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01-09-2012, 08:19 PM
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zaneyard Made with Whole Gainz (tm) Posts: 6,930 Joined: Jun 2008 |
01-09-2012, 08:20 PM
Rummy do you offer lessons on how to be awesome at everything?
(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone? (11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE |
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