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#61
06-02-2010, 11:13 AM

(06-02-2010, 01:43 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=4552.msg155538#msg155538 date=1275457768]
Hello.

My name is Didzo.

I move away from the mic to breathe.
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zaneyard
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#62
06-02-2010, 11:43 AM

+1


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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#63
06-02-2010, 01:38 PM

(06-02-2010, 11:43 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: Hi my name is zane and although I deny it vehemently, my sound activation is sensitive enough to pick up ambient sounds in my room and my mic never shuts off




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#64
06-02-2010, 02:58 PM

I'll fightcha for dibs on the first 3 behind the counter. 


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at0m
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#65
06-02-2010, 03:07 PM

The busty one we're talking about is the one on the left of that trio. So it's on like Donkey Kong.



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#66
06-02-2010, 03:09 PM

(06-02-2010, 03:07 PM)at0m link Wrote: The busty one we're talking about is the one on the left of that trio. So it's on like Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong had explosives right?  Because I like explosives.


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#67
06-02-2010, 08:08 PM

I will kill a man for a shot at those titties.
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#68
06-02-2010, 09:24 PM

Yowassup, welcome to our beloved cult.


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#69
08-18-2010, 07:18 PM

How exactly did this thread go from talking to Surf's wife to being about banging librarians?

BTW I'm TITAN and there's really not much to say.
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at0m
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#70
08-18-2010, 09:20 PM

because surf's wife IS a librarian Wink



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08-18-2010, 09:22 PM

(08-18-2010, 07:18 PM)TITAN_001 link Wrote: How exactly did this thread go from talking to Surf's wife to being about banging librarians?

Allow me to explain in terms you might understand...


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#72
08-18-2010, 10:25 PM

(08-18-2010, 09:22 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=TITAN_001 link=topic=4552.msg169896#msg169896 date=1282177123]
How exactly did this thread go from talking to Surf's wife to being about banging librarians?

Allow me to explain in terms you might understand...


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i think you mistook titan for me



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#73
08-18-2010, 10:38 PM

he'd have posted a fleshlight wrapped in a book of danbooru printouts if that were the case Wink



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#74
08-19-2010, 12:19 AM

was expecting a post like that Wink



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08-19-2010, 09:06 PM

(08-18-2010, 10:38 PM)at0m link Wrote: he'd have posted a fleshlight wrapped in a book of danbooru printouts if that were the case Wink

haha.

TANGENT FOR ATOM. (orders Atom a rum and coke for the story).

So, this ER nurse winks at me on OKC.

I respond back, "Hey, so, you're an ER nurse? Can we play the "guess what think I have accidentally slipped on and fell up my bum" game? haha"

She responds, "You have _no_ idea what people put up their asses. None. In fact, just this week I had a guy with four frozen hotdogs up there. If your first question is "all at once or one at a time" then you and I are of the same mind. Answer: at all once.

I had been a nurse for about two weeks when I had a patient who put three AA batteries in his penis. You read correctly, he placed them in his urethra. I told him, "your penis is not a flashlight." I remember thinking, I have the greatest job ever!"


I go, "Wow, so three messages in and we've already broken the taboos of saying "bum," "asses," "penis," "urethra," and "fleshlight." That's gotta be like a record or something.

Where do we even go from here?"


Her latest reply, "Whoa, I never said anything about a fleshlight. I said flashlight. I actually had to google fleshlight because I didn't know what it was. So, thanks for the education. Fleshlight aside, I have no idea how we could, or if we'd want to, increase the scatological content of our e-mails."

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#76
08-19-2010, 09:40 PM

KEEP'ER


Ripped like paper
raped with ease
hey scrub nerd pyros
suck on these
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#77
08-19-2010, 09:57 PM

(08-19-2010, 09:06 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=4552.msg169920#msg169920 date=1282189112]
he'd have posted a fleshlight wrapped in a book of danbooru printouts if that were the case Wink

haha.

TANGENT FOR ATOM. (orders Atom a rum and coke for the story).

So, this ER nurse winks at me on OKC.

I respond back, "Hey, so, you're an ER nurse? Can we play the "guess what think I have accidentally slipped on and fell up my bum" game? haha"

She responds, "You have _no_ idea what people put up their asses. None. In fact, just this week I had a guy with four frozen hotdogs up there. If your first question is "all at once or one at a time" then you and I are of the same mind. Answer: at all once.

I had been a nurse for about two weeks when I had a patient who put three AA batteries in his penis. You read correctly, he placed them in his urethra. I told him, "your penis is not a flashlight." I remember thinking, I have the greatest job ever!"


I go, "Wow, so three messages in and we've already broken the taboos of saying "bum," "asses," "penis," "urethra," and "fleshlight." That's gotta be like a record or something.

Where do we even go from here?"


Her latest reply, "Whoa, I never said anything about a fleshlight. I said flashlight. I actually had to google fleshlight because I didn't know what it was. So, thanks for the education. Fleshlight aside, I have no idea how we could, or if we'd want to, increase the scatological content of our e-mails."
[/quote]I approve, sounds like a winner to me.



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08-19-2010, 10:31 PM

(08-19-2010, 09:57 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=4552.msg170160#msg170160 date=1282269987]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=4552.msg169920#msg169920 date=1282189112]
he'd have posted a fleshlight wrapped in a book of danbooru printouts if that were the case Wink

haha.

TANGENT FOR ATOM. (orders Atom a rum and coke for the story).

So, this ER nurse winks at me on OKC.

I respond back, "Hey, so, you're an ER nurse? Can we play the "guess what think I have accidentally slipped on and fell up my bum" game? haha"

She responds, "You have _no_ idea what people put up their asses. None. In fact, just this week I had a guy with four frozen hotdogs up there. If your first question is "all at once or one at a time" then you and I are of the same mind. Answer: at all once.

I had been a nurse for about two weeks when I had a patient who put three AA batteries in his penis. You read correctly, he placed them in his urethra. I told him, "your penis is not a flashlight." I remember thinking, I have the greatest job ever!"


I go, "Wow, so three messages in and we've already broken the taboos of saying "bum," "asses," "penis," "urethra," and "fleshlight." That's gotta be like a record or something.

Where do we even go from here?"


Her latest reply, "Whoa, I never said anything about a fleshlight. I said flashlight. I actually had to google fleshlight because I didn't know what it was. So, thanks for the education. Fleshlight aside, I have no idea how we could, or if we'd want to, increase the scatological content of our e-mails."
[/quote]I approve, sounds like a winner to me.
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