Super Meat Boy thread for shitting out pure rage and meat

[Turtle]

Fuck bandage girl you'd think she could fight a fucking fetus

[Spore]

Fuck bandage girl you'd think she could fight a fucking fetus

Robot suit.

[Turtle]

so what fetuses don't have the concentration to control a robot suit THE WHOLE THINGS A SHAM

[BHHammy]

I want this game so damn bad.

Been watching youtube vids on the damned thing. Every stage intro's a game intro reference. Was thoroughly surprised by stage three's in particular...I NEVER thought I'd ever hear any references to Adventures of Lolo ever again, since time seems to have forgotten that series. I'd talk about the retro warp zones, the numerous character unlockables from PC games and other things, but I think my following statement should sum it all up; it's like one big party thrown for fans old, tough 8-bit games who know their way around the block on the 'net. There was a lot of love shoved in here.

As for the game itself, the physics and controls are fairly tight and manageable, insofar as the demo on the 360 goes (though, make sure to get it on PC, specially since the level editor/portal's gonna be coming out in a month or so). But this is a game you want to make DAMN sure you have a gamepad for...you die enough -WITH- one. Still tons of fun, though...provided you've got the patience to go through some really diabiolical levels. And there's a LOOOOT of them. It's like...5 stages, with 20 levels packed in each, plus a final stage with 5 levels, plus an escape section. And that's just the light world, the dark world levels follow the same level format, but they're all new, and a LOT tougher. So really...NOT counting the warp zone retro stages, that's a little over 250 levels.

....damn.

Also, the soundtrack kicks so much ass, that it stomps the colons of kids in third-world countries.

[Turtle]

Commander Video is the shit.

No contest

[Geoff]

Fuck bandage girl you'd think she could fight a fucking fetus

buy me this

[Ianki]

i should have bought this and lfd2 when they were on sale but i didn't have the money.

I've played the xbox trial version ten times now.

[Turtle]

[quote author=Turtle link=topic=5204.msg186138#msg186138 date=1291490940]
Fuck bandage girl you'd think she could fight a fucking fetus

buy me this
[/quote]
Jeff you gotta change your picture to bandage girl if i do

[Luca Shoal]

I also lack the monies currently, and I want it :<

[Chief]

[quote author=geoff link=topic=5204.msg186183#msg186183 date=1291512008]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=5204.msg186138#msg186138 date=1291490940]
Fuck bandage girl you'd think she could fight a fucking fetus

buy me this
[/quote]
Jeff you gotta change your picture to bandage girl if i do
[/quote]if i do it will you gift me it

ill keep it for a month

[Turtle]

Jeez guys this isn't the Give me super meat boy thread for needing meat and meat

[Chief]

Jeez guys this isn't the Give me super meat boy thread for needing meat and meat

GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN GAME YOU UNDERAGE BOY

I WILL BE YOUR BULLY FOR THE GOD DAMN YEAR
I WILL TAKE YOUR LUNCH MONEY AND EVERYTHING
YOUR UNDERWEAR? ON THE FLAG POLE.
YOUR SHIRT? ITS THE NEW FLAG.
THE POLE? UP YOUR ASS.

DO IT BRO

[backfire]

Alriiiiiight, new global high score set on 7-20, 40.08 seconds. Level's called Bragging Rights, so who wants to go up against it?

[Squishy3]

quit asking for the goddamn game i expect better of you guys

[Chief]

quit asking for the goddamn game i expect better of you guys

i really love this game though
i played it at a friends house and i fucking aced all the levels in one go for the first world

i was made for this game

[BHHammy]

As long as you solemnly pledge to buy this game at some point, grab the PC version off Demonoid to tide you over til you can dish out the appropriate amount of monies. I HIGHLY recommend a gamepad (hell, just plug your 360 controller in the USB) for this game, though. I shudder to even speculate playing this with a keyboard.

Anyway, I came by to drop THIS off for you guys, because this is awesome, and anyone who knows anything about growing up with video game commercials in the early 90's will KNOW why this is awesome.

Super Meat Boy 90's Commercial

I also came to tell you that, due to the above-mentioned method (and pact, you guys are my witnesses- this game deserves your money), I may or may not be posting an appropriate review for this game. Depends on if I can get off my ass long enough to do it.

Or...well. Stop playing this game long enough too. DAMN this game is fun.

[backfire]

It's like IWBTG except slightly more fair.






...slightly...

[BHHammy]

Ok...the more I read on these guys, the more I like them. I know I'm late on the "Team Meat trolling PETA" bandwagon, but for anyone else like me who was ignorant about it, well...

http://supermeatboy.com/65/Super_Meat_Boy_vs_Peta_/#b

50 points to gryffi...I mean, Team Meat.

EDIT: HOLY D-BALLS. Someone gifted me a copy on STEAM. Well...

Hmmm....I guess MAAYYYYYBE I could find someone on the brbu forums to gift a copy to once I have the cash.

[backfire]

Ok...the more I read on these guys, the more I like them. I know I'm late on the "Team Meat trolling PETA" bandwagon, but for anyone else like me who was ignorant about it, well...

also this

[Turtle]

I gifted a copy to jeff because I don't give in to bullies