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Dtrain323i
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#1
09-05-2012, 10:52 PM

Post up your smacktalk. Trollbait, flaming, and racial slurs are welcome.  8)

Also, Draft report card courtesy of ESPN



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09-06-2012, 01:38 AM

I will find not-a-Victor Cruz, hold him down before the game, and make him slather his hands in superglue ala "the replacements".

IT WAS RIGHT IN YOUR FUCKING NUMBERS I WANT TO BLAME ELI BUT IT IS YOUR FAULT YOU WILL NEVER BE A POSSESSION RECEIVER I AM MAD.


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09-06-2012, 07:25 AM

(09-06-2012, 01:38 AM)matter11 link Wrote: I will find not-a-Victor Cruz, hold him down before the game, and make him slather his hands in superglue ala "the replacements".

IT WAS RIGHT IN YOUR FUCKING NUMBERS I WANT TO BLAME ELI BUT IT IS YOUR FAULT YOU WILL NEVER BE A POSSESSION RECEIVER I AM MAD.

YES LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU AND LAMENT WHILE ROMO GUIDES US TO THE PROMISED LAND WITH 3 TOUCHDOWNS AND 300 YARDS PASSING






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09-06-2012, 09:17 AM

Draft Card can s my d
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09-06-2012, 04:16 PM

yeah my team sucks this year it would be a miracle if i won even two games



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09-06-2012, 05:21 PM

My team doesn't exist and its better than your team.  Go my team and stuff.


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09-06-2012, 06:12 PM

(09-05-2012, 10:52 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: Impressive. Have you been reading Sun Tzu's Art of War?

No, but I've considered it. Perhaps I should go for it...


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09-07-2012, 11:25 AM

Why was I told we are doing ppr when we are not doing ppr?

This is why I drafted so many receivers...


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09-07-2012, 12:06 PM

I thought we were.
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09-07-2012, 01:19 PM

(09-07-2012, 12:06 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: I thought we were.

Cruz is listed as having 5 points for me.

He has 58 yards and 5 or 6 catches.

IT DOESN'T ADD UP MAN.


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09-07-2012, 03:16 PM

I just need to get my players to fake injuries more often to rack up penalties for the opposing team, and I'll be fiiiiine.



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09-09-2012, 06:48 AM

(09-05-2012, 10:52 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: Post up your smacktalk. Trollbait, flaming, and racial slurs are welcome.  8)

Also, Draft report card courtesy of ESPN

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WUT?
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09-09-2012, 09:50 AM

(09-07-2012, 01:19 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [quote author=Vlambo link=topic=6493.msg253444#msg253444 date=1347037585]
I thought we were.

Cruz is listed as having 5 points for me.

He has 58 yards and 5 or 6 catches.

IT DOESN'T ADD UP MAN.
[/quote]


ok, rules are fixed. WRs get 1 point per reception

ETA: VICTOR CRUZ NOW HAS 11 POINTS






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09-09-2012, 10:56 AM

(09-09-2012, 09:50 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=matter11 link=topic=6493.msg253448#msg253448 date=1347041994]
[quote author=Vlambo link=topic=6493.msg253444#msg253444 date=1347037585]
I thought we were.

Cruz is listed as having 5 points for me.

He has 58 yards and 5 or 6 catches.

IT DOESN'T ADD UP MAN.
[/quote]


ok, rules are fixed. WRs get 1 point per reception

ETA: VICTOR CRUZ NOW HAS 11 POINTS
[/quote]

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that heart is for you dtrain.


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09-09-2012, 11:36 AM

Just WRs? There's a reason I drafted Sproles...


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#16
09-09-2012, 12:44 PM

> Switch league to PPR
> Realize Calvin Johnson is on other team


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09-09-2012, 01:30 PM

(09-09-2012, 12:44 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: > Switch league to PPR
> Realize Calvin Johnson is on other team


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you should be more worried about the receiver Peyton will be throwing to.


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09-09-2012, 01:37 PM

(09-09-2012, 01:30 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=6493.msg253551#msg253551 date=1347212670]
> Switch league to PPR
> Realize Calvin Johnson is on other team


OHGODWHY.jpg

you should be more worried about the receiver Peyton will be throwing to.
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I'm still projected to win.

AND MACLIN GETS A TD






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09-09-2012, 02:11 PM

my face when i swapped out SDC defense for bills defense in my other league
jesus christ

also im putting in RG3 next week, fuck you schaub i love you but i like having a lot of points



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09-09-2012, 02:51 PM

(09-09-2012, 02:11 PM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: my face when i swapped out SDC defense for bills defense in my other league
jesus christ

also im putting in RG3 next week, fuck you schaub i love you but i like having a lot of points

I started VICK in my other league with RG3 on the bench. Fuck me right?






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