Okey, bitches

[|GW|Chimp]

You want fun?

Me, Zoey, Louis, and Francis.  Death Toll.  On Expert.

Talk about the urge to ragequit... 

"I'm being strangled.  Hey, Zoey-standing-two-feet-from-me, howasbout just giving me a little whack with your rifle butt so I could maybe breathe a little bit.  No, you're too busy staring at that wall?  Ok, that's fine, I'll just die so that we can start this whole level over again."

"What's that you say, Bill?  You're love to shoot cars and hear the pretty car alarm?  Sure, go ahead, what's another Horde when we're all at 2% health with no health packs?"

"Hey guys, I'm healing, cover me!  Guys?  GUYS!?!"

It was only through sheer force of will that I was able to continue and finally beat the campaign without putting a round into my monitor.

[fyre]

I resent being called "bitch."


I'm impressed though. I only tried single player once. I started No Mercy on Normal and only made it out of the building into the alley before I quit. Not only is the AI not as helpful as real people, it's creepy. It's like having zombies on your team. That was the most scared I've ever been while playing L4D.

[|GW|Chimp]

I use bitches in a non-gender specific way .

[cbre88x]

You want fun?
Me, Zoey, Louis, and Francis.  Death Toll.  On Expert.
Talk about the urge to ragequit... 
"I'm being strangled.  Hey, Zoey-standing-two-feet-from-me, howasbout just giving me a little whack with your rifle butt so I could maybe breathe a little bit.  No, you're too busy staring at that wall?  Ok, that's fine, I'll just die so that we can start this whole level over again."
"What's that you say, Bill?  You're love to shoot cars and hear the pretty car alarm?  Sure, go ahead, what's another Horde when we're all at 2% health with no health packs?"
"Hey guys, I'm healing, cover me!  Guys?  GUYS!?!"
It was only through sheer force of will that I was able to continue and finally beat the campaign without putting a round into my monitor.

I tried it once. Then that happened to me. Then I proceeded to elimnate the rest of the survivors and rage quit my single player game.

[Bullet]

I've completed 2 campaigns on expert so far.  Take the lead to get all the damage.Then come to them to heal.Seems to be a bit more tolerable using that strat.

[Dave]

playing with bots is retarded and sad, im on your FL chimp, hit me up ill bring my l4d team.

[|GW|Chimp]

playing with bots is retarded and sad, im on your FL chimp, hit me up ill bring my l4d team.

Oh, it wasn't due to lack of peeps to play with, but thanks for the offer Dave.  I did it for the same reason people climb Everest - to see if it can be done .  I was just curious if I could make it through without slitting my wrists out of frustration.

[Honest]

Shesh, bots make me want to ragequit easy mode, expert must just be suicide.

ALSO THE LACK OF THE GAME RECOGNIZING ACHIEVEMENTS MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT BITCH BITCH WHINE WHINE