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10-10-2010, 07:06 PM

New stuff to hate!

"Guess what I hate"
I hate...
- islands
- birds
- boats
- suicide missions (jumping off bridge)
- these stupid generators
- your good feelings
- this plan
- fish, oh no, I like eatin them, that's one of the ways I let fish knoe how much I hate them
- "No I'm being serious, I really hate islands, I have in-so-lo-phobia, I'm afraid of islands"
- "Louis, did I mention what I thought about islands?"
- (Zoey dies) Zoey! I hate this...

Hi-lights:

Bill (Writing dosen't do them justice)
Bill has A TON OF FUCKING EPIC hero lines
Bill goes full Carl Fredrickson on e-mails and text messages

Louis
Louis calls Francis an idiot in Japanese
"Tanks on a Train"
"Francis, am I alone in hating boats?"
"Don't come after me"
"Guys, remember when I said don't come after me? I was kidding! Can someone come get me? HELP! (kinda sad on second thought)
"One thing I'm not going to miss about civilization, IT, I am never going to need to tell another human being how to reboot their damn computer!"
"As long as I have a Molotov, I can make a firewall! Get it Francis? A fire wall!"
"Zoey, we're heading to an island, top 10 desert island movies, GO!"
   - Zoey: "If you ask me that last year, it woulda been 10 zombie movies, now? probably a documentary on how to make TP" (3 variations)
"No more internet, no more Xbox, no more nothin"
(On suggestion that Louis is a serial killer) "Hey Francis, I got a good feeling about wearing your skin as a pretty dress"
   - Zoey: "I hate putin the lotion in the basket" (sometimes in Francis' voice)
"Punk ass island bitch"

Francis

Francis calls Louis a nerd
Francis tells Louis there's a puppy in the train (with the tank event)
Francis tells the tank to "go after the guy with the tie"
Francis says Louis should have sacrificed if Bill or Zoey goes
"Bill! It shoulda been Louis"
"No! You monsters! Take Louis instead! Not Zoey..."

Zoey

"Hey Francis, guy who opens the train door says what?"
  - FRANCIS: "What? Oh no..."
"I'm sorry Bill, I love you"
"...So long world, good luck with all the zombies"
Zoey shows a lot of aggression towards Bill's leaving survivors in the comics
"This is the last time you're going to see THESE... guns..."
(As Governator) "I'LL BE BACK... oh god, no I won't"
"You guys are the biggest chickenshits"
(This post was last modified: 10-10-2010, 07:07 PM by Live-Free-Or-Pie.)
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