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Grimthwacker
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#181
07-22-2011, 07:14 AM

If I was able to luck into more tags I'd be doing this more often now that I have a few good ideas about names/descriptions.  Here's what I have so far:

Ellis' Cap:  "Kill all sonsa' bitches.  That's mah 'ficial instructions."
My Ambassador - "The Ocelot Special":  "Six shots. . . more than enough to kill anything that moves."
My Stock Heavy Fists - "The Night Train":  "RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!  You are HUGE!  That means you have HUGE GUTS!!!" (referencing the infamous Doom comic, of course)

Various Borderlands references:
Stock Flamethrower (hoping to call it the "Mailiwan Volcano"):  "Pele demands a sacrifice!!!"
Stock Sniper Rifle:  "If it took more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs!"
The Iron Curtain:  "Wanna shoot a lot of bullets really fast?  Vladof has your needs covered!"
Natascha:  "The S&S philosophy is: Tech plus ammo capacity equals I WIN!!!"

Pending renaming and description:
Tomislav:  "FOUR HUNDRED PERCENT MORE AWESOME!  Also, Torgue doesn't make their guns outta freakin' wood!!!"
My Bazaar Bargain - "Jakobs Skullsmasher":  "Makes their heads hurt."
My Lugermorph (used exclusively by the Engineer) - "Big Iron":  "Oh he might've kept on livin', but he made one fatal slip. . ."
Detonator:  "Is shooting bullets not cool enough for you?  Get a Maliwan and light some people ON FIRE!!!"

More to come.

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commish
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#182
07-24-2011, 08:10 PM

My Kritz
My enforcer

Geoff: i've never had a sammich like this
Geoff: its so good
Dr. Commish: that recipe is yours forever now, keep it close and impress the lady of your dreams
Geoff: YOU GODDIT DOCTAH JONES
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kaese
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#183
07-24-2011, 10:28 PM

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My TF2 pet peeve. u so clever.

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Hobospartan
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#184
07-24-2011, 10:34 PM

Cocktoberfest!

(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
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(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
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k0ala
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#185
07-25-2011, 05:59 PM

Mad milk-- "Mann Chowder"
Desc: "scout is a cool guy, eh saves his sperm in jars and doesn't afraid of anything"

Strange Minigun -- "Like Tiny Rockets Which You Cannot Reflect"

Cow-mangler 5000 -- "Kamehameha Wave"

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Striker
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#186
07-25-2011, 08:10 PM

Medi Gun: Science Beam. No wait, come back!  I have to do Science on you!

Kritzkrieg: Heil Kritler. Jetzt gehen und Mord sie alle  I'm considering changing it to "Fucking Random Crits"

Quick-Fix: Super Sonic Science.  Can't think of a description for it yet.

Tomislav: Choo Choo Pain.
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k0ala
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#187
12-06-2011, 02:10 PM

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9v9 - Geeks v OTFWUS - UGC - Gravelpit

Indeed. Salamancer says I shouldn't be using this.

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#188
12-06-2011, 03:05 PM

http://www.tf2items.com/item/576699958

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[fr31ns]Karrde
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#189
12-06-2011, 07:25 PM

Derp.  I need to get more tags so I can rename things.

<+Karrde> welp, time to learn some basic patterning skills
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<@Negate> there is a simple pattern
<+Karrde> I changed my mind.  Gonna cosplay as a gay demon from hell and get negate raped instead XD
<+Caffeine`work> Karrde: Gay demon? Why would you need to cosplay just go as yourself
<+FlyingMongoose> Caffeine`work: Karrde would actually have to tone it down some.
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Sogo
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#190
12-06-2011, 07:45 PM

I need to grab a desc tag so I can put "Nerd Rage for 5 minutes on kill." on the Pinkie Pummeler.

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Didzo
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#191
12-06-2011, 08:08 PM

I need to get more tags so I can trade them to people who like to rename things.

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Saxxy
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#192
12-06-2011, 10:20 PM

(12-06-2011, 02:10 PM)k0ala link Wrote: Indeed. Salamancer says I shouldn't be using this.

Sal is a smart man.  Dont' use it.
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Reevesith
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#193
01-07-2012, 11:49 PM

Okay, I found a name tag the other day & at most only thing that comes to mind for renaming is the heavy's mittens, to "Bad Touch, when you laugh that hard it can't be good" 

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k0ala
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#194
03-04-2012, 07:52 PM

(03-04-2012, 04:03 PM)Sogo Payne link Wrote: I never feel complete without The Sentryfucker in my Pyro loadout.
>John: Combine iron and pogo hammer.


I'm a Castlevania: SotN dork.
Also need good names for this V. Gunslinger because I plan to feature it in a few killcams.

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StolenToast
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#195
03-22-2012, 04:19 PM

I want to get a tag and name my knife "David Blaine"

Description: "Stabra Kedabra"

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Kirby
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#196
03-26-2012, 07:44 PM

Thinking of naming my S.Machina to 'MORE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE'



y/n

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Live-Free-Or-Pie
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#197
03-26-2012, 08:06 PM

(03-22-2012, 04:19 PM)StolenToast link Wrote: I want to get a tag and name my knife "David Blaine"

Description: "Stabra Kedabra"

no no no, wrong wrong

David Blaine Street Magic: YouTube Edition!

Description: Ace of Clubs
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TOH
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#198
03-26-2012, 08:20 PM

(03-26-2012, 08:06 PM)Live-Free-Or-Pie link Wrote: [quote author=StolenToast link=topic=5103.msg241602#msg241602 date=1332451158]
I want to get a tag and name my knife "David Blaine"

Description: "Stabra Kedabra"

no no no, wrong wrong

David Blaine Street Magic: YouTube Edition!

Description: Ace of Clubs
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no no no, wrong wrong

David Blaine Street Magic 2: The Sequel

Description: CHEEZ-ITS

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at0m
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#199
03-26-2012, 09:53 PM

(03-26-2012, 07:44 PM)«('«) link Wrote: Thinking of naming my S.Machina to 'MORE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE'



y/n
On a ranged weapon? THE BLOOD GOD IS NOT PLEASED WITH YOUR OFFERING.


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Sogo
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#200
03-26-2012, 10:08 PM

(03-26-2012, 09:53 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=«(''«) link=topic=5103.msg241873#msg241873 date=1332809060]
Thinking of naming my S.Machina to 'MORE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE'



y/n
On a ranged weapon? THE BLOOD GOD IS NOT PLEASED WITH YOUR OFFERING.
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BRB Stealing name for S. Eyelander

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