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KarthXLR
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07-24-2012, 08:15 PM

(07-24-2012, 07:28 PM)Evil Cheese link Wrote: Karth is gonna love this one.

http://youtu.be/RNBpTQNdwlQ
oh my god



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Didzo
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07-24-2012, 09:10 PM

I hate Axe scents and other strong fragrances.

If the occassion calls for spraying something, keep it light. I don't want to be able to smell whatever you coated yourself with from a few feet away.


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at0m
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07-24-2012, 11:07 PM

People are retarded. Proper procedure: You spray a bit on your chest/back BEFORE you get dressed. Then the only people that can smell it are people you let get that close. Improper procedure: like a can and a half.

This is why I said it's easy to overdo, but everyone's busy wharrgarbling to come over here and sit in my lapnotice how good I smell.



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07-24-2012, 11:11 PM

(07-24-2012, 11:07 PM)at0m link Wrote: People are retarded. Proper procedure: You spray a bit on your chest/back BEFORE you get dressed. Then the only people that can smell it are people you let get that close. Improper procedure: like a can and a half.

This is why I said it's easy to overdo, but everyone's busy wharrgarbling to come over here and sit in my lapnotice how good I smell.
Exactly, if you smell my scent, you're probably on your way to getting a nice surprise anyway.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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07-24-2012, 11:48 PM

(07-24-2012, 11:11 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: if you smell my scent, you're probably on your way to getting a nice surprise anyway.

Fudge brownies?


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07-25-2012, 01:08 AM

Blacklight is a serious game for serious gamers.

(with appearances by Rilnac and Luinbariel)
http://youtu.be/ZdnbGTl2xyk


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07-25-2012, 01:26 AM

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(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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07-25-2012, 09:15 AM

Wooo brackarite!

Also, that body has issues.
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kaese
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07-25-2012, 10:28 AM

Axe always has that distinct scent that makes it easily identified. Used very sparingly, Axe smells fine.
Every man should try this as well (the base notes are really nice):
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And how do I know? I...sniff perfumes a lot.


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07-25-2012, 10:35 AM

(07-25-2012, 10:28 AM)Käse link Wrote: And how do I know? I...sniff perfumes a lot.
You heard it here first people Kase likes to sniff perfumes.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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07-25-2012, 12:23 PM

(07-25-2012, 10:35 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Käse link=topic=52.msg250536#msg250536 date=1343230138]
And how do I know? I...sniff perfumes a lot.
You heard it here first people Kase likes to sniff perfumes.
[/quote]Kase purposefully walks through the perfume section in department stores.


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07-25-2012, 01:21 PM

(07-25-2012, 12:23 PM)Squishy link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=52.msg250537#msg250537 date=1343230523]
[quote author=Käse link=topic=52.msg250536#msg250536 date=1343230138]
And how do I know? I...sniff perfumes a lot.
You heard it here first people Kase likes to sniff perfumes.
[/quote]Kase purposefully walks through the perfume section in department stores.
[/quote]
http://youtu.be/Hhd-StTTrvA

It had to be done.


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07-25-2012, 03:01 PM

(07-25-2012, 12:23 PM)Squishy link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=52.msg250537#msg250537 date=1343230523]
[quote author=Käse link=topic=52.msg250536#msg250536 date=1343230138]
And how do I know? I...sniff perfumes a lot.
You heard it here first people Kase likes to sniff perfumes.
[/quote]Kase purposefully walks through the perfume section in department stores.
[/quote]

You know me too well.

"May I help you?"
"Uh..no..I'm just looking" (sniffs all the perfumes)


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07-25-2012, 03:04 PM

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at0m
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07-25-2012, 04:14 PM

(07-25-2012, 03:01 PM)Käse link Wrote: You know me too well.

"May I help you?"
"Uh..no..I'm just looking" (sniffs all the perfumes)
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07-26-2012, 07:56 AM

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07-27-2012, 10:41 PM

sick of deadlifting

Heeeeeyyyyyy, so know what's a great way to find out that you shouldn't be doing something?  If your body starts to uncontrollably projectile vomit.  Usually it's trying to tell you something there.

Also, the real question is: Did he stop lifting because he vomited so much? Or did he stop lifting because he ran out of vomit?
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07-28-2012, 01:16 AM

yo this is the official lulz thread not the nsfm thread
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07-28-2012, 01:43 AM

http://youtu.be/x1tDfQzoI9U

MFW half of this is true


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07-28-2012, 04:32 PM

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