chat copy pasta

[Surf314]

I had to cut out the unrelated stuff:

<Negate_work> no u
* ainmosni has kicked Neonie from #brbuninstalling ('no u')
<Negate_work> LOL
<Negate_work> ain
<Negate_work> why'd you boot neonie
<ainmosni> tab autocompletion fail
* Neonie (~Neonie@cpe-76-187-118-217.tx.res.rr.com) has joined #brbuninstalling
<ainmosni> lol
<Negate_work> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHaHA
<Neonie> Hey GAIZ
<daveplayingtf2> god damn
<ainmosni> sorry Negate_work
<ainmosni> LOL
<ainmosni> damn
<Surf314> hahahahaha
<Negate_work> ain booted you for evil
<ainmosni> tab auto completion fail
* ainmosni has kicked Negate_work from #brbuninstalling ('no u')

[Squishy3]

<FlyingMongoose> me and versus are bored just playing with ourselves

also

<Neonie> We're no strangers to love
<Neonie> you know the rules and so do I
<Neonie> a true commitments what I'm thinking of
<Negate_work> isn't your comp due to break soon
<ainmosni> daveplayingtf2: awesome router
<Neonie> you woulden't get this from any other guy
* Luinbariel prepares for course registration day
<Neonie> I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
<ainmosni> oh god, rick roll neonie style
* Versus (~Versus@ppp-70-253-93-157.dsl.austtx.swbell.net) has joined #brbuninstalling
* ChanServ gives voice to Versus
<Luinbariel> hay versus
<Versus> dix everywhere
<Versus> hi
* ainmosni gives voice to daveplayingtf2 Luinbariel
<Surf314> im surprised that most of that rick roll was spelled correctly

[MrGrey]

[21:38] <MrGrey`cool> allyorb chat about squishy furry
[21:38] <MrGrey`cool> alljorge chat about squishy furry
[21:38] <AllJorge> I can't
[21:38] <MrGrey`cool> GODDAMNIT
[21:38] <copulatingduck> lol
[21:38] <MrGrey`cool> THIS SON OF A BITCH WONT TALK TO ME
[21:38] <copulatingduck> squishy is a furry
[21:38] <MrGrey`cool> alljorge chat about my dick
[21:39] <AllJorge> my dick in dave's face
[21:39] <Versus> LOL
[21:39] <copulatingduck> LOL
[21:39] <MrGrey`cool> LOLOLOL

[Versus]

[23:39] <+Versus> $roulette
[23:39] <+Versus> $20 says i die
[23:39] <+AllJorge> Versus: chamber 5 of 6 => *BANG*

...

[23:42] <+Versus> $roulette
[23:42] <+Versus> i'll die.
[23:42] <+AllJorge> Versus: chamber 2 of 6 => *BANG*

[Surf314]

DaveAwesome> Budr: you there?
<surf314_> he always responds when you least expect it
<surf314_> like an IRC ninja
<surf314_> the best thing is to act like hes not hear
<surf314_> here
<DaveAwesome> lol
<surf314_> and then when you act like the most surprising thing that could possibly happen is budr to type something
<surf314_> there he is
<DaveAwesome> lol
<surf314_> you start
<surf314_> Ill help
<DaveAwesome> i would be so suprised if bur talked right now
<copulatingduck> well, the least surprising thing is budr linking me some pr0nz from work
<surf314_> yea
<DaveAwesome> hes at home now
<surf314_> budr is never around
<AllJorge> the least the poster is perfect
<surf314_> I bet hes not going to type anything
<surf314_> too bad I was going to talk about maggie gyllenhall
<surf314_> and wierd porn
<surf314_> and girls that look like 12 yo boys
<surf314_> but since hes not around
<surf314_> I suppose we can talk about something else
<surf314_> like how great custom maps are
<AllJorge> like how my brother would die defending my boat from zombies
<surf314_> and how country is better then drum and bass
<copulatingduck> or how much better stock maps are
<copulatingduck> LIEK HYDRO

[Mission Difficult]

<DaveAwesome> you can get hamsters into a baloon?
<DaveAwesome> omg if you cut holes you can make a gimp hampster
<DaveAwesome> HOW MUCH ARE HAMSPTERS

[Ianki]

        <copulatingduck> daves a peeedaphile
<Luinbariel> dave's a scat man
<Ianki> pete-a-file
<DaveAwesome> FICTION
<DaveAwesome> i put it to the people
<DaveAwesome> duck
<DaveAwesome> has no proof
<copulatingduck> wut
<DaveAwesome> i felate children!

[Eschatos]

Eschatos: Goddamn ambush parties
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: D:
Eschatos: They shot my butcher and her baby to death
Eschatos: It was very tragic
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: D:
Eschatos: And now they shot my cat
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: not the cat ;-;
Eschatos: Retard dwarves won't come inside
Eschatos: Now my legendary miner is dead
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: D:
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: ff
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: just ctrl+alt+delete out and restart the save
Eschatos: Nah, I'm gonna play it out
Eschatos: FUCK dead woodworker
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: you can get a Legen-D:. Lame
Eschatos: Now all my dwarves are very unhappy
Eschatos: Why did they have to be crossbow goblins?
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: why don't my dwarves make more Copper Bolts. Also, is there any other material to make em from besides metal?
Eschatos: Bone
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: from what workshop
Eschatos: craftsdwarves
Eschatos: Wrestlers vs. Crossbows, who shall win?
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: crossbows if they're faster moving
Eschatos: First wrestler takes a bolt to the lower body
Eschatos: Fuck, two down
Eschatos: And these asshole elf traders are just watching
Eschatos: A baby, a cat, and six dwarves dead so far
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|:
Eschatos: I'm out of soldiers
Eschatos: If they come in my fortress, all I have to protect me are some rockfall traps
Eschatos:
Eschatos: My miner beat one to death
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: http://joshreads.com/images/08/08/i080811dt.png
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: holyfuck THE EYES
Eschatos: Fuck, my other miner is dead
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: it'll all end in tears
Eschatos: He got chopped in half
Eschatos: Got a kill though
Eschatos: Now they're killing the elves
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: aand the elves are just standing around eating elf pie
Eschatos: After the first one died they ran away
Eschatos: Well now I get all their stuff
Eschatos: And now they head for my fortress
Eschatos: Now my dwarves are going berserk and killing eachother
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|:
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: awesome
Eschatos: Two wardogs and eight traps are all that stand between me and certain death
Eschatos: The goblins are running away, but the berserk dwarf just killed my only other woodcutter
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: simple
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: your dwarves
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: are
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: idiots
Eschatos: And now he killed my only surviving wrestler
Eschatos: How does a clerk get godlike stats?
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: when his stats keep improving, duh
Eschatos: From nothing but clerking he got very strong, perfectly agile, and very tough
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: all that bookkeeping raises his stats after he hits Legendary
Eschatos: My lyemaker is dead
Eschatos: my leatherworker is dead
Eschatos: my potash maker is dead
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: brb checking Steam for the H*R game
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: not there
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: D:
Eschatos: My other miner killed two goblins before bleeding to death
Eschatos: I have 10 people left
Eschatos: my herbalist is dead
Eschatos: my mule is dead
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: FUCK WE'RE ALL DEAD. GET THE FUCK OUT.
Eschatos: Sheriff is totally useless
Eschatos: my animal trainer is dead
Eschatos: Some migrants have arrived
Eschatos: WHAT THE FUCK
Eschatos: Nine new people
Eschatos: Berserk clerk will kill them all

A chat description of the worst luck I've ever had in Dwarf Fortress.  An ambush party of five goblins manages to decimate my entire fortress, causing my leader to go berserk and start killing the rest of my dwarves.  Right now I have seven survivors out of twenty three.

[Dave]

<DaveAwesome> you can get hamsters into a baloon?
<DaveAwesome> omg if you cut holes you can make a gimp hampster
<DaveAwesome> HOW MUCH ARE HAMSPTERS

my rendition.

[copulatingduck]

11:56 <+NiceGuy> I SUCK COCKS HAHA
11:57 -!- NiceGuy_corner is now known as copulatingduck
11:57 <+NiceGuy> $addquote 11:56 <+NiceGuy> I SUCK COCKS HAHA
11:57 <+AllJorge> added the quote (#168)
11:57 <+copulatingduck> i like big cocks in my pooper!
11:57 <+NiceGuy> LIES!

[NiceGuy]

11:56 <+NiceGuy> I SUCK COCKS HAHA
11:57 -!- NiceGuy_corner is now known as copulatingduck
11:57 <+NiceGuy> $addquote 11:56 <+NiceGuy> I SUCK COCKS HAHA
11:57 <+AllJorge> added the quote (#168)
11:57 <+copulatingduck> i like big cocks in my pooper!
11:57 <+NiceGuy> LIES!

I think you forgot the rest of it  ;D

12:03 surf314 lol!
12:03 copulatingduck $addquote 12:03 <+copulatingduck i like big cocks in my pooper!
12:03 AllJorge added the quote (#169)
12:03 NiceGuy $delquote 169
12:03 ScottyG_Busy Heh.
12:03 AllJorge insufficient "delquote" auth (have 10, need 15)
12:03 NiceGuy $delquote 169
12:03 NiceGuy $delquote 169
12:03 NiceGuy $delquote 169
12:04 Versus owned
12:04 copulatingduck lol
12:04 AllJorge insufficient "delquote" auth (have 10, need 15)
12:04 copulatingduck NiceGuy: fail
12:04 AllJorge insufficient "delquote" auth (have 10, need 15)
12:04 AllJorge insufficient "delquote" auth (have 10, need 15)
12:04 ainmosni whistles innocently
12:04 copulatingduck lol
12:04 Negate_lunch lol
12:04 copulatingduck i eat babies and kick pandas
12:05 NiceGuy well thats fine
12:05 *** NiceGuy is now known as trucepl0x
12:05 *** copulatingduck is now known as NiceGuy_work
12:05 *** trucepl0x is now known as copulatingduck
12:05 NiceGuy_work
12:06 copulatingduck no suggestions for maps to play???
12:06 NiceGuy_work $getquote 169
12:06 Versus duck
12:06 AllJorge [169] 12:03 <+copulatingduck i like big cocks in my pooper!
12:06 NiceGuy_work

[copulatingduck]

[quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=106.msg30361#msg30361 date=1218643492]
11:56 <+NiceGuy> I SUCK COCKS HAHA
11:57 -!- NiceGuy_corner is now known as copulatingduck
11:57 <+NiceGuy> $addquote 11:56 <+NiceGuy> I SUCK COCKS HAHA
11:57 <+AllJorge> added the quote (#168)
11:57 <+copulatingduck> i like big cocks in my pooper!
11:57 <+NiceGuy> LIES!

I think you forgot the rest of it  ;D

12:03 surf314 lol!
12:03 copulatingduck $addquote 12:03 <+copulatingduck i like big cocks in my pooper!
12:03 AllJorge added the quote (#169)
12:03 NiceGuy $delquote 169
12:03 ScottyG_Busy Heh.
12:03 AllJorge insufficient "delquote" auth (have 10, need 15)
12:03 NiceGuy $delquote 169
12:03 NiceGuy $delquote 169
12:03 NiceGuy $delquote 169
12:04 Versus owned
12:04 copulatingduck lol
12:04 AllJorge insufficient "delquote" auth (have 10, need 15)
12:04 copulatingduck NiceGuy: fail
12:04 AllJorge insufficient "delquote" auth (have 10, need 15)
12:04 AllJorge insufficient "delquote" auth (have 10, need 15)
12:04 ainmosni whistles innocently
12:04 copulatingduck lol
12:04 Negate_lunch lol
12:04 copulatingduck i eat babies and kick pandas
12:05 NiceGuy well thats fine
12:05 *** NiceGuy is now known as trucepl0x
12:05 *** copulatingduck is now known as NiceGuy_work
12:05 *** trucepl0x is now known as copulatingduck
12:05 NiceGuy_work
12:06 copulatingduck no suggestions for maps to play???
12:06 NiceGuy_work $getquote 169
12:06 Versus duck
12:06 AllJorge [169] 12:03 <+copulatingduck i like big cocks in my pooper!
12:06 NiceGuy_work
[/quote]

LIES!  > >

[Squishy3]

<Squishy3> speaking of d&d, you know what kind of character is the best to make
<Luinbariel> i prefer bards, >.>
<Versus> jedi
<Squishy3> I like my tentacle rape characters
<Versus> that too
<Luinbariel> i'd RP that
<Squishy3> you would luin
<Squishy3> you would
<Versus> double penetration on luin :x
<Patweek> woah woah
<Versus> yeah...
<Patweek> i maximize mirc
<Luinbariel> lol they make those you know... sexy spells.
<Patweek> and i see DP on Luin
<Versus> that's what you get
<Squishy3> rofl
<Versus> for maximizing irc

[Luinbariel]

<Negate_work> ----
<Negate_work> |  |
<Negate_work> ----
<Negate_work> not square enough
<NiceGuy_work> Negate_work: you keep failing at squares
<Negate_work> it looked fine in my window
<Negate_work> fuck asci art
<Luinbariel> lol
<Luinbariel> you need a digital penis for that
<Negate_work> ....
<AllJorge> you need to dynamically change that everyone greets everyone
<NiceGuy_work> ??
<Negate_work> I only has an analog penis
<Negate_work> sigh
<Riosan> be prepared for the analog penis switch in 2009 negate
<Negate_work> yeah
<Negate_work> I might not get it to work
<Negate_work> after that
<Negate_work> so I better upgrade
<Luinbariel> lol
<Luinbariel> shit no one is safe even on the internet anymore
<Riosan> you can either buy a digital penis or buy a penis converter box
<Negate_work> hmmm
<Negate_work> they both are such good choices
<AllJorge> they both horrible
<Riosan> personally my family's used digital penises for as long as i can remember
<NiceGuy_work> don't you get a rebate for a free penis converter box from the gov?
<Negate_work> the converter meens I get to keep my current setup
<Riosan> so we don't need a free penis converter box
<Negate_work> and that too
<Negate_work> but I hear these new digital penis's have lots of new features
<Luinbariel> there isn't a facepalm.jpg big enough
<Negate_work> hmmm
<Negate_work> try
<NiceGuy_work> plus, the upshot of getting a new digital penis is that you can upgrade your size
<AllJorge> the upshot of getting the "vertex buffer error" crash or whatever they put some thought into either this map is shit
<Negate_work> hmm
<NiceGuy_work> http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb31/...cepalm.jpg
<Negate_work> yes HD penis networks
<Luinbariel> not big enough
<NiceGuy_work>
<Wedge_Antilles> The government converter is shite
<NiceGuy_work> make sure you have access to HD penises in your area
<Wedge_Antilles> It's only super chea SD sets
<Negate_work> I hear they can get reception in even the deepest holes
<NiceGuy_work> the government converter is just a rebate for $50 isn't it?
<Luinbariel> lol
<Wedge_Antilles> Nope
<Wedge_Antilles> Only on shitty models
<NiceGuy_work> oh
<Negate_work> I wouldn't mind the on demand stuff
<Wedge_Antilles> If I do anything I'll just get an ATSC Tuner PCI card

[Surf314]

        <surf314> you cant push cake technology any farther
<surf314> but with pie
<surf314> sky is the limit
<NiceGuy_work> exactly
<surf314> we have not even begun to see all the great things that can be accomplished with pie
<surf314> im a big fan of pecan
<surf314> wait is cheesecake cake or pie?
<surf314> oh shit
<NiceGuy_work> ooh, i love pecan pie too
<NiceGuy_work> and i would have to say cheesecake is a cake
<surf314> but cheesecake cake or pie!
<surf314> this is vital
<NiceGuy_work> being that it has the word "cake" in it
<surf314> but its not really a cake I mean cake is fluffy and made of flour and dough
<surf314> and is taller usually
<Budr_work> I'm going pie
<surf314> cheesecake has a crust as well
<surf314> cakes dont have crusts
<Budr_work> !vote "Cheesecake" "Cake" "Pie"
<surf314> holy shit
<surf314> there are so many websites dedicated to this eternal question
<NiceGuy_work> lol
<NiceGuy_work> i guess i never considered the "crust" theory
<NiceGuy_work> maybe it *is* a pie since i love it so much
<surf314> oh wait
<surf314> the general idea is that cakes rise and dont have crusts
<surf314> pies have crusts and are filled and do not rise
<surf314> so cheesecake is a pie
<surf314> but there is a problem
<NiceGuy_work> so cheesecake = pie. confirmed
<NiceGuy_work> awesome
<surf314> it could be a tart!
<surf314> =O
<NiceGuy_work> fuck tarts
<NiceGuy_work> they're pies in disguise
<surf314> fuck tarts: the worst breakfast food ever
<surf314> unless your into that kind of thing

[Versus]

lmao, awesome convo

[sureshot8908]

beware of manbearbig!

[copulatingduck]

1:12 AM - NiceGuy||BRB.u||: i probably am going to go to bed soon because no one is playing tf2
1:12 AM - 8=======D: ianki is
1:12 AM - 8=======D: but you wouldnt know that


1:14 AM - 8=======D: apparently you're a nobody
1:14 AM - 8=======D: according to niceguy anyways
1:14 AM - Ianki...BrB:u...: hmmm?
1:14 AM - Ianki...BrB:u...: what did he say about me?
1:15 AM - Ianki...BrB:u...: because i can be off his team in minutes. he'll feel the lose
1:15 AM - 8=======D: 1:12 AM - NiceGuy||BRB.u||: i probably am going to go to bed soon because no one is playing tf2
1:12 AM - 8=======D: ianki is
1:15 AM - Ianki...BrB:u...: haha
1:15 AM - Ianki...BrB:u...: i sent him an invite and everything


1:16 AM - 8=======D: btw, didja get the memo?
1:16 AM - 8=======D: ianki's quitting your team bc you called him "no one"
1:16 AM - NiceGuy||BRB.u||: i was talking with you at the time
1:16 AM - 8=======D: mhmm
1:17 AM - NiceGuy||BRB.u||: dick
1:17 AM - NiceGuy||BRB.u||:
1:17 AM - 8=======D: thx
1:17 AM - NiceGuy||BRB.u||: your name suits you so well
1:17 AM - NiceGuy||BRB.u||: you should make it permanent
1:17 AM - 8=======D: thats what I was thinking
8=======D has changed their name to 8====================D.

[Dave]

whos penis?

[Surf314]

whos penis?

Fuck duck, he still hasn't figured out how to do a duck in one line of ascii.