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[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=106.msg233483#msg233483 date=1324114177]

The silent backstab doesn't matter that much, since you leave a "HEY GUIZ WHAT'S GOIN' ON WITH DIS ICE STATUE HERE?!"

Because spies generally stab people in front of you where you can see them.


[/quote]

Because people can't turn around from killing baby men for an eighth of a second to notice Mr. Freeze incarnate.

On that note: God, I'm SO looking forward to the puns. Anyone wanna join me on a Valve server when I get one of these fella's? The ice man cometh.

[Didzo]

Merc link=topic=106.msg233489#msg233489 date=1324117109]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=106.msg233486#msg233486 date=1324115603]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=106.msg233483#msg233483 date=1324114177]

The silent backstab doesn't matter that much, since you leave a "HEY GUIZ WHAT'S GOIN' ON WITH DIS ICE STATUE HERE?!"

Because spies generally stab people in front of you where you can see them.


[/quote]

Because people can't turn around from killing baby men for an eighth of a second to notice Mr. Freeze incarnate.
[/quote]

Heavy weapons guy is usually too busy dealing with a suicidal Pyro, an airborn Soldier, and a nade-spamming Demo to turn around and see if there is a Spy creeping up if he hears no sounds of medics dying to cue him in to just how fucked he is.

[chronomaster]

[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=106.msg233489#msg233489 date=1324117109]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=106.msg233486#msg233486 date=1324115603]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=106.msg233483#msg233483 date=1324114177]

The silent backstab doesn't matter that much, since you leave a "HEY GUIZ WHAT'S GOIN' ON WITH DIS ICE STATUE HERE?!"

Because spies generally stab people in front of you where you can see them.


[/quote]

Because people can't turn around from killing baby men for an eighth of a second to notice Mr. Freeze incarnate.
[/quote]

Heavy weapons guy is usually too busy dealing with a suicidal Pyro, an airborn Soldier, and a nade-spamming Demo to turn around and see if there is a Spy creeping up if he hears no sounds of medics dying to cue him in to just how fucked he is.
[/quote]
Pretty much.

With everything else blaring in your ear and hold your attention, having that rather unique death scream is an auditory cue to turn the fuck around. Not having that...

Well, let me put it in easy terms; hats are nothing. Spies getting blatantly buffed update after update are what is killing Team Fortress 2. You take it to a whole other level with your inescapable backstab bullshit, which only solidified making me quit, but Spy should not be getting these kinds of items. He's now the most invincible piece of paper imaginable and I can only bet next update he's going to get something ridiculous like a replacement for his Sapper that reflects bullets when he deploys it, or probably some cross-promotion with Dota 2 where he can blink behind whoever he's looking at.

[Versus]

this update makes me glad i quit wasting time with tf2

[rumsfald]

First they derailed talking about beer, but I was not a prohibitionist so I did not speak out;
Then they posted porn everywhere, but I don't care about NSFW since I don't work so I did not speak out;
Then they complained about TF2 changes in every thread, but I just uninstalled the game so I did not speak out.
And when everypony came to my hentai thread, there was no one left to speak out for me.

[Dr. Zaius]

stop it you son of a bitch





+1

also

this update makes me glad i quit wasting time with tf2

[[SiN] Merc]

stop it you son of a bitch





+1

And one last thing Chrono:

Dr Cox - Wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong

[loldollas]

Lancer: was talking to this girl
Lancer: about music and shit
Lancer: she said she never heard of a tribe called quest
Lancer: and I was like
Lancer: uhhhhhh
Lancer: I don't think I should be talking to you anymore

+1

[chronomaster]

Lancer: was talking to this girl
Lancer: about music and shit
Lancer: she said she never heard of a tribe called quest
Lancer: and I was like
Lancer: uhhhhhh
Lancer: I don't think I should be talking to you anymore

Fill her pierced heart with Gae Bulg.

[Eightball]

brb.u | Eightball: Some girl I knew got me to watch two episodes of that [My Little Pony]
brb.u | Eightball: idk why it's so popular though
versus: god
brb.u | Eightball: probably a thriving porno subculture for it lmao
versus: it is basically american shoujo anime
versus: there is
brb.u | Eightball: nice
versus: it is hideous

versus: there is
brb.u | Eightball: nice
versus: it is hideous

versus: it is hideous

[[SiN] Merc]

brb.u | Eightball: Some girl I knew got me to watch two episodes of that [My Little Pony]
brb.u | Eightball: idk why it's so popular though
versus: god
brb.u | Eightball: probably a thriving porno subculture for it lmao
versus: it is basically american shoujo anime
versus: there is
brb.u | Eightball: nice
versus: it is hideous

versus: there is
brb.u | Eightball: nice
versus: it is hideous

versus: it is hideous

This is Delicious!

[zaneyard]

i don't think i've ever laughed so much in my life as i just did reading that quote. life will no longer be the same.

[Dr. Zaius]

<versus> i think i have had
<versus> liekjd
<versus> half of
<versus> a 750ml of whiskey
<versus> getting drunk is ecxpensive
<versus> im ujst glad i havent s[o;;eed anything pojn my gaming mous/ekaybioard
<versus> sapireleld
<versus> sapilled
<versus> spilled
<+Dr_Zaius> hm
<Squishy3> sapireleld
<versus> ok
<versus> im reqaalyhnb
<versus>  drtiml
<+Dr_Zaius> yep
<versus> drfunk
<+Dr_Zaius> drunk
<versus> god
<versus> yes
<versus> df
<versus> g
<versus> ghfs
<versus> g
* SpamServ sets mode: +b *!*@mf55636d0.tmodns.net
* versus was kicked by SpamServ (You sent too many messages to the channel.)

[Versus]

spambot is doign a realyg good job protectginbvn us fromv the menace of 20078il

[zaneyard]

spambot is doign a realyg good job protectginbvn us fromv the menace of 20078il

versus i think you need to calm down.

[Versus]

im ccalmed dsown
ikm hsyt durnj

[KarthXLR]

im ccalmed dsown
ikm hsyt durnj

I don't always drink

But when I do, I spell check.

[zaneyard]

[quote author=versus link=topic=106.msg234971#msg234971 date=1325228266]
im ccalmed dsown
ikm hsyt durnj

I don't always drink

But when I do, I spell check.
[/quote]
fuck spell check

when i'm drunk, it takes so fucking long to delete my words over and over again to make sure that it's spelled right.

there's a threshold that breaks where i just don't give a fuck anymore and just post anyway

[matter11]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=106.msg234972#msg234972 date=1325228388]
[quote author=versus link=topic=106.msg234971#msg234971 date=1325228266]
im ccalmed dsown
ikm hsyt durnj

I don't always drink

But when I do, I spell check.
[/quote]
fuck spell check

when i'm drunk, it takes so fucking long to delete my words over and over again to make sure that it's spelled right.

there's a threshold that breaks where i just don't give a fuck anymore and just post anyway
[/quote]

trying to write by hand when drunk is pretty fun.

[Vongore]

it's so funny how fake drunken people try to impress others just by not typing correctly :/