And now, an EPIC fan fiction...

[NiceGuy]

Brought to you by the BRB crew and the Story Game thread.


One day Jorge forgot to buy halo's strategy guide so he uninstalled and set fire to the best fan fiction he ever wrote about so he called Caff and asked can you get me another copy of that porn featuring the furries sexy fox action? Caff responded, "I am currently watching Joel molest Luca while throwing up like two girls without a cup. After this, Joel masturbated to Caff's Barbara Streisand CD then fucked Jorge dispassionately.  Meanwhile, in the Batcave, where Satan was eating John Ritter's soul; Jack Thompson said, "I wonder what is for dinner!" "Maybe I'll have some tube steak with some white people who will have a little video game protest against the numerous amount of flagrant BME Pain Olympics --I've got Tourette's and various STDs from a Thai baby in Africa born from a diseased pit of jackals and llamas that have been over nine thousand times anally violated with a broomstick. Mr. Thompson enjoyed watching bum fights that he paid his son to ref unfairly so Jack could fund a secret corporation that invested in more bum fights. Eschatos did not overlook this scandal; he maintained his righteous indignation and ended up doing a masturbation marathon, which left his right eye lid stuck to the backseat of Jorge's Pimpmobile.  He then struggled mightily to remove from his dildo from Spore's big, wet, stinky drawer because it was guarded by eight ravenous iguanas, imported from an illegal cartel that sucks at grammar. Meanwhile, in Canada firecrackers were stolen from a large Canadian goose, which was owned by Zeus himself.  Zeus was not pleased, that this thread has more posts than Spore's so he, smited spore and raped his dead body and contracted a penchant for going over three words in story threads and then ruined the story after he rudely posted 6 words, each for every dink he has continued to service during the war that was fought for great justice. "Hey!  Fuck You!", exclaimed the rabid Rabbids while playing Freedom Force.  Seriously.  I've got footage that proves Joel secretly sniffs up ground up children from Africa that can turn to Chuck Norris for one whole night. Also, he has never been to Emilio Estevez's kitchen which has the largest fridge in Charlie Sheen's house; so large that even Jesus could take a dump on those even while standing on a creaky, moldy crate. "This makes a fat man want to have more bum fights." The King disagreed; he thought that Cheerios went well without bum fights. One time he fought in Vietnam against some Mexican children's show producers despite his insatiable love for the cheerios. Anyway, Tom Hanks cried out "I SWEAR, I DID NOT HAVE AIDS IN PHILADELPHIA!" Examino didn't believe such claims, so he gave it an emphatic OBJECTION! Thus began CROSS-EXAMINATION of the WITNESS in the sex room at the popular local steamy bath house.  Dice, the game company, made Butt-lefield: Anal Quest VI for PS-tripple. Gabe Newell sexed J.C. Denton, but still hated republicans and saints, because they once fondled Kor's ass without gloves. Kor came in his butt, giggled with delight and loudly exclaimed, "THIS IS TEAMFORTRESS!" Uwe Boll sued claiming copyright infringement. "Desu desu desu!" was how he cried out in pain and delight, after drinking Sunny D.  Obviously.  Heh. Drinking Sunny (D)elight with his sexy Handlebar Mustache while drinking exanimo's diarrhea spiked with some marmalade. "Fuck, this, this shit tastes like marmalade." Afterwards, Abe Lincoln cried for the women he killed anally to have some of her fine tub girl antics. Then Tragic inserted his ATM card into Jorge’s anus brand atm machine, withdrawing nine turds whilst depositing 3 mega turds; however the turd economy had recently declined because Turd Ferguson had turds stoled.  I just sharted into Kor's urethra to cure his Diabetes.  Kor said "However can I fuck your mouth whilst ingesting some stale Robitussin CF.” When will these motherfucking snakes on pancake get out of the goddamn CAR JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION from that movie, I mean picture. Harry Houdini was secretly practicing bondage. The machine spit BOWLS OF DICKS in boxes to Joel's house where made from old chocolate covered furries sprinkled with fairy boogers. These dicks were afraid of chicks. Yes, it's true, the dicks enjoyed exanimo's anus for its health and then reminisced about the sand that was located in Kor's vagina.  Vulgarity aside, this thread describes just what happens in Joel's sick imagination. Poor kid was in Kor's vagina. One of his multiple cloned vaginas grew a head and had to get the fuck into Surf's urethra for cover from a barrage of slings and arrows flying out my non-vaginal opening vagina. New snappy dildos were released into the wild plains of Antarctica, where they were worshipping Freddy Prinz. They then realized they belonged in NAMBLA, and began to chant repeatedly "Osu! Tatakae! OUENDAN!" Unfortunately, their chant went on for quite some time but no one wanted to dance. Dancing with dildos pleased Jorge’s boner greatly but he couldn't get rid of his desire for French-Canadian, Italian men because they were too sloppy for anal racquetball during French hockey season. Fuck the Dallas Stars. WTF, Anaheim? Soccer is better. However, Badminton is supreme, proclaimed Wang de Jesus. How did Exanimo know about feline aids without degrees in kinds of prolepses he experienced while mining for precious vespine gas? Oh Lando Calrissian would sell Colt 45 in order to buy Pokemon cards because this deal could get him HOLOGRAPHIC FIRST-EDITION CHARIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


To be continued...

[Versus]

lmfao. I like the random mini-stories, like "Harry Houdini was secretly practicing bondage."

[Surf314]

Oh my god, someone has finally done it!  Who knows what mysteries this may unlock

[Versus]

Oh my god, someone has finally done it!  Who knows what mysteries this may unlock

*plays LoZ chest-opening soundclip*

[Fail Medic]

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To be continued...

NiceGuy... don't hate me, but, if you pulled all that manually, you coulda just pulled mine.  Though from the looks of it, you hadn't gotten to that topic page yet.  Sorry ;_;

http://www.brbuninstalling.com/forum/ind...59#msg6159

Though, knock yourself out if you wanna keep compilin' .  I just did that 'cause Vandamguy questioned our sexuality.

[Eschatos]

It's not over yet...

[NiceGuy]

[quote author=NiceGuy link=topic=582.msg14378#msg14378 date=1213982408]
Brought to you by the BRB crew and the Story Game thread.

To be continued...

NiceGuy... don't hate me, but, if you pulled all that manually, you coulda just pulled mine.  Though from the looks of it, you hadn't gotten to that topic page yet.  Sorry ;_;

http://www.brbuninstalling.com/forum/ind...59#msg6159

Though, knock yourself out if you wanna keep compilin' .  I just did that 'cause Vandamguy questioned our sexuality.
[/quote]

Oh damn it! If only I had checked through them first >_< I compiled up to page 20 while I was bored at work. I'll continue the story where you left off then. Yours is much more well written out than mine is though 

[Budr]

Someone needs to do an epic reading

[Vandamguy]

to make it sound like the ohter one ?
mission could probably make anyone sound like that , agian just need someone to read it

i liked the way fail formatted his though

[rumsfald]

i liked the way fail formatted his though

But Niceguy used a Level 3 Wall of Yomanz.  What formatting could be more appropriate?

[exanimo]

LMFAO, poor NiceGuy. <3. At least you weren't bored. Nice guy, do part II.

[NiceGuy]

LMFAO, poor NiceGuy. <3. At least you weren't bored. Nice guy, do part II.

I plan to. But during work. I'm definitely not going to be spending MY free time doing it  ;D