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Professor Funbucks
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04-05-2010, 10:01 AM

(04-05-2010, 06:50 AM)Duck link Wrote: i hate jagermeister

mostly because i hate licorice. it was better than nothing though
mix with redbull
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04-05-2010, 01:42 PM

(04-05-2010, 06:50 AM)Duck link Wrote: i hate jagermeister

mostly because i hate licorice. it was better than nothing though

it leaves such a fucking bad taste in your mouth. i rather drink the shittiest vodka than jagermeister.
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04-05-2010, 09:04 PM

place by me only sells belvedere in 1.75 liters.

no fifths.

no liters.

only 1.75.

Who am I to refuse to patronize local merchants?

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It's like a fucking scout bat.
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04-05-2010, 09:28 PM

Commandant's social this evening.  We were literally ambushed by the battalion commander when he stuck his bald head into a group of us (I mean, like a fucking cartoon character around a corner, all the sudden there was a LTC head and chest, parallel to the floor, around the body of an LT)and said "did someone say something about uniforms?"  And then drunkenly lectured us on the uniform tradition and history, that we already knew.  And then the Commandant admonished us for not drinking enough.  Sapper Stakes starts at 0430 tomorrow, that first 2 miles of the ruck is going to be a bruiser. 


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04-05-2010, 11:00 PM

my power went out so i decided to drink all my beer before it went warm.
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04-06-2010, 03:09 AM

the only thing i hate more than wine is sobriety


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04-06-2010, 07:53 AM

(04-05-2010, 11:00 PM)Ianki link Wrote: my power went out so i decided to drink all my beer before it went warm.

Good thinking.


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04-06-2010, 11:36 PM

(03-30-2010, 09:09 PM)Ianki link Wrote: weekly bottle of wine and an episode of lost night.  both are consumed within an hour.

It is only made better by the greatest of all guilty pleasures, whiskey and the season premiere of Law and Order: criminal intent

Same shit, different tuesday.  Add the exit of Vincent D from criminal intent, and an awesome episode of Justified, and i'm far more drunk that one should on a tuesday, but i always am.
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04-07-2010, 02:36 AM

hi


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04-07-2010, 05:17 AM

David Sedaris speaking tour and open bar. He signed my book, "Your personal story touched my heart." Glorious bastard, that guy.
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04-08-2010, 12:03 AM

apparenyly ohmeless in boston for the weekend Sad


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04-08-2010, 12:08 AM

(04-08-2010, 12:03 AM)Duck link Wrote: apparenyly ohmeless in boston for the weekend Sad

:'( :'( :'( :'(

gl duck :-* :-* :-*



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04-08-2010, 12:17 AM

(04-08-2010, 12:03 AM)Duck link Wrote: apparenyly ohmeless in boston for the weekend Sad

:-\
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04-08-2010, 12:44 AM

(04-08-2010, 12:03 AM)Duck link Wrote: apparenyly ohmeless in boston for the weekend Sad

i have a bed in maine for you
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04-08-2010, 10:45 AM

(04-08-2010, 12:03 AM)Duck link Wrote: apparenyly ohmeless in boston for the weekend Sad
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04-08-2010, 11:15 AM

went to the new bar in town last night with a bunch of friends. they have a good selection for being in jackshit alabama.

Had this  [Image: dead-guy-ale-label.jpg]...which apparently had 9.5 ABV

Also had a Black and Blue...Guinness mixed with Bluemoon..it was so damn good.



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04-09-2010, 03:04 AM

Ugh, my friend's birthday, do the math Tongue


<+Karrde> welp, time to learn some basic patterning skills
<@Negate> 12121212121212121212
<@Negate> there is a simple pattern
<+Karrde> I changed my mind.  Gonna cosplay as a gay demon from hell and get negate raped instead XD
<+Caffeine`work> Karrde: Gay demon? Why would you need to cosplay just go as yourself
<+FlyingMongoose> Caffeine`work: Karrde would actually have to tone it down some.
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04-09-2010, 02:00 PM

Quote:Karrde link=topic=753.msg145923#msg145923 date=1270800298]
Ugh, my friend's birthday, do the math Tongue

shots+shots=drunk?

*bad at math*
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04-09-2010, 10:41 PM

just got back from ireland so had to get drunk cause of the time i missed with friedns. God love india beer.


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04-10-2010, 09:21 AM

(04-09-2010, 02:00 PM)Trick_ link Wrote: [quote author=[fr31ns]Karrde link=topic=753.msg145923#msg145923 date=1270800298]
Ugh, my friend's birthday, do the math Tongue

shots+shots=drunk?

*bad at math*
[/quote]

this should help


also, im not homeless anymore, a buddy lucked out and pulled graveyard shift this weekend so i passed out on his couch while he was at work last night and will probably do so the next 2 nights


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