The Drunk Thread

[Vlambo]

So , my last night of my freshman year at university was April 21st. I proceeded to drink a 12 pack of beer, Half a litre of Champagne, and a 26er of Whiskey in 3 hours. I woke up 8 hours later covered in flour, passed out on my floor, and multiple things drawn on my body. BEST NIGHT EVAR

[Dtrain323i]

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There's a microbrew near me that sells a vanilla stout. Deep rich texture with a light vanilla aftertaste. It's good stuff.

holy fuck that sounds amazing.
anywhere near ottawa
:v
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Omaha, Nebraska  :-\

[Greatbacon]

Aww yeah Fat Tire

[Ianki]

Whiskey is a magical elixer.

It wakes me up at 9pm, and puts me to bed at 2am.

This isn't so much a bumb as it is a wish i had some whiskey right now.

[copulatingduck]

Pennsylvania Business Campus is a pretty boring place

[Luinbariel]

Fuck yeah some druinks and shit

[rumsfald]

PX sherry to close out a meal of $3 victory pilsners, salad, and cheese plate.



edit: not my finger. If it was, I'd probably have to retort with a "your mom joke," but since it's not me I don't have to go there.

[Surf314]

Put some ointment on that finger. Also I've been curious about good sherry.

[at0m]

Put some ointment on that finger. Also I've been curious about good sherry.

it puts the lotion on its skin.

[dapngwnman]

leegittt butmp on this thread, fuckinngg playoff hockey makking me drink

[Versus]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=753.msg148709#msg148709 date=1272117138]
Put some ointment on that finger. Also I've been curious about good sherry.

it puts the lotion on its skin.
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D:

[JoKeRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]

omg i remember my useranme do you know how many Rs that  is

[Versus]

no but i know that legos are awesome

[copulatingduck]

WTF IS A SHAD FESTIVAL

[rumsfald]

WTF IS A SHAD FESTIVAL

oh, SHAD, not SHAF. Oh, here's a webpage http://www.shadfest.com/

Jersey has a lot of local (sometimes rednecky) seafood fests, clam-bakes, crab-fests, etc. They're usually a pretty ok way to spend a spring/summer day outside eating local seafood, drinking swagbrew, and mingling with the locals (even the redneck ones).

Whiskey is a magical elixer.

^serviceable, but not grand. A bit overpriced.

I bring you a tale of the broken seas
and I'm drowning in whisky and beer
my doctor reports if I don't stop soon
I'll drown in an ocean of tears

[copulatingduck]

awesome article written by men far wiser than myself

[Professor Funbucks]

havent bumpedi n forever
gj team




EDIT: nvm that was just the weed high.
I downed an entire 26er of vodka and I didn't even feel buzzed.
It was Russian Standard too.

[copulatingduck]

dont put your entire library on shuffle when youre drinking

[rumsfald]

dont put your entire library on shuffle when youre drinking

Uh, I pretty much always do, whether I am drunk or whether I wish I was drunk. Story, please.

[copulatingduck]

no story, just memories I'd rather not deal with yet while I'm drinking, that's all. I'll grow up one day, I'm sure.



Probably.