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exanimo2
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#861
05-29-2010, 01:20 PM

gOOD lord. I'm so fucking drunk .... first time I have goten trunk in China, me and my Japanese friend so wasteed. I wish I could remember the things we talkled about when drunk ... damnit ... Alcholhol is so good yet so bad... damnit ... So important yet I don't remember ,,,, sigh ,,, I hate and ove alcojhol .... wowee ... why am I talking about this with you guys ,,, wahhhhhh ... wjat the F... F all of you .. i hate the internet ... brbu sucks the big one ... whhaaa?

I've got a crush on Karth's sister Ianki.
(This post was last modified: 05-30-2010, 05:59 AM by exanimo2.)
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exanimo2
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#862
05-29-2010, 01:35 PM

I also want to say this is the first tiem I'mve gotten drunk off of beer. .... .. . . . . .

I've got a crush on Karth's sister Ianki.
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zaneyard
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#863
05-29-2010, 01:37 PM

this week i got drunk of vault+vodka and apple pie
i enjoy apple pie

and being drunk was alright i guess

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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copulatingduck
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#864
05-29-2010, 02:03 PM

did you get laid?

Ripped like paper
raped with ease
hey scrub nerd pyros
suck on these
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Luinbariel
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#865
05-31-2010, 01:56 AM

kind of drunken skype party, yeah!
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zaneyard
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#866
05-31-2010, 01:58 AM

(05-29-2010, 02:03 PM)Duck link Wrote: did you get laid?
was with 5 guys
thank god the answer is no

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Kirby
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#867
05-31-2010, 03:24 PM

(05-31-2010, 01:58 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Duck link=topic=753.msg154810#msg154810 date=1275159801]
did you get laid?
was with 5 guys
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[fr31ns]Karrde
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#868
06-02-2010, 03:19 AM

Took the boards.  Hope to fuck I passed.  I'm brilliant, but this shit makes you paranoid as fuck.  WOuld give anything to know nat this point.

<+Karrde> welp, time to learn some basic patterning skills
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<+Karrde> I changed my mind.  Gonna cosplay as a gay demon from hell and get negate raped instead XD
<+Caffeine`work> Karrde: Gay demon? Why would you need to cosplay just go as yourself
<+FlyingMongoose> Caffeine`work: Karrde would actually have to tone it down some.
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at0m
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#869
06-04-2010, 11:29 AM

So hot waitress at the pub totally gave me much more strong of a drink than I thought she was going to. Then she gave me another one when I asked for Sweet Tea instead of another drink. Drunk at work is the most fun drunk. I get to work with heavy machinery!


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A. Crow
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#870
06-05-2010, 01:51 AM

"it's friday night, and you know what that means?"

"Friday night fights?"

"well other than that..."

"bump the What I learned Thread?"

"...."

"Oh, Crow is drunk.  Gotcha."

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copulatingduck
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#871
06-05-2010, 01:53 AM

i hope you at least enjoyed yourself and that rule-breaking lady friend i can only assume you were with

Ripped like paper
raped with ease
hey scrub nerd pyros
suck on these
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Greatbacon
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#872
06-08-2010, 05:33 PM

Spent the last three days in a cabin with some friends filling a bathtub with empties, off-roading, and cooking food over a fire.

Good times...
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Professor Funbucks
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#873
06-10-2010, 08:43 AM

Bought some shitty beer and played beer pong with my roommate, and about 5-6 girls that we knew last night.
Fun. Big Grin
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exanimo2
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#874
06-11-2010, 08:20 AM

Just ate bbq lamb with my dorm building receptionist, drank many a beers together and talked about our home countries ... I F'ing love China.

I've got a crush on Karth's sister Ianki.
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rumsfald
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#875
06-12-2010, 12:38 PM

(06-11-2010, 08:20 AM)exanimo2 link Wrote: Just ate bbq lamb with my dorm building receptionist, drank many a beers together and talked about our home countries ... I F'ing love China.

I think Potala Palace is rapidly climbing my list of places to visit - have you been yet?
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exanimo2
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#876
06-12-2010, 03:31 PM

Going to Tibet on the 21st this month. Smile

Also going to Namtso Lake while I'm there.

I've got a crush on Karth's sister Ianki.
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rumsfald
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#877
06-12-2010, 05:38 PM

Exanimo: I expect a full briefing with pictures.
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Duck, Duck, Goose
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#878
06-12-2010, 05:51 PM

FUCK UES HOIW LONG HAS IT BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

the alcohol flowing throw my veins

delicious

also first bottle legally bought in ontario  8) 8) 8)
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exanimo2
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#879
06-12-2010, 11:15 PM

(06-12-2010, 05:38 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: Exanimo: I expect a full briefing with pictures.

You bet your sweet ass, Rummy. <3

I've got a crush on Karth's sister Ianki.
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dapngwnman
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#880
06-13-2010, 12:24 AM

GIN AND JUICE MOTHERFUCKERRRSZZZZADAFAAFEG

Also, I do believe it is time to hit the post button.
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