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Dr. Zaius
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12-08-2013, 03:43 AM

(12-07-2013, 08:59 PM)at0m link Wrote: PPPS BY LITERALLY I MEAN I'M GOING TO FUCK ON IT NOT SHIT ON IT

its the ending we saw coming, but kept reading because we wanted it.


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Greatbacon
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12-12-2013, 11:17 PM

Was I drinking because this was on the second page, or was this on the second page because I was drinking?

(Trick question it was neither.)
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rumbot
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12-13-2013, 05:34 PM

stealing this
http://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comment...s_my_john/

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matter11
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12-16-2013, 10:44 PM

Finally got to delaware to shop for liquor outside nazilvania. no sales tax!

Got Johnnie Walker black label, my first scotch, and an Evan Williams single barrel vintage from 2003. I specifically got the latter because it's not too expensive and got high reviews on whiskyadvocate.com

Are there any other sites you like visiting for whiskey reviews?


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rumbot
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12-16-2013, 11:01 PM

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Chief
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12-20-2013, 05:11 AM

a lot of rum and coke because sadness, reporting in



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Evil Cheese
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12-20-2013, 09:51 AM

Went to two different parties last night. One a work related event with about a gallon of shitty sangria that four or five us killed followed by a holiday party with lots of Troegs. Good thing the sangria was weak and I paced myself with the Troegs or I don't think I would have made it home that night.
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Greatbacon
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12-21-2013, 12:07 AM

woop woop woop
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Ianki
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12-24-2013, 06:06 PM

MERRY CHRISTMAN CHIRSTMAS CHRISTMAS... Christmas.
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Hobospartan
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12-25-2013, 12:33 AM

Not drunk, but I tried Jameson Special Reserve for the first time tonight and damn is it tasty.


(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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matter11
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12-25-2013, 09:39 AM

Someone in Kentucky made my Christmas merry

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A. Crow
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12-25-2013, 01:18 PM

That's a good choice at that price point.  Enjoy


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zaneyard
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12-26-2013, 03:12 AM

SO the worst part of tonight was getting hoem and thinking that the mango habanero wings from bdubs would be any less spicier because i'm drujnk
it hurts
my mnoiuth


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Goffin
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12-26-2013, 09:10 AM

it won't feel good on the way out I bet either.   


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zaneyard
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12-26-2013, 01:06 PM

I only made it through 3 before my face started sweating. I don't know if they made the formula spicier or what but I never used to be bothered by the habanero wings and now I can't eat one without it starting to hurt.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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A. Crow
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12-28-2013, 02:25 AM

I want you take a guess at which happened first when Helix and I finished our 9ish hour car journey and arrived home from her Teetotalling parents' place.

A)Unpacked
B)Set up PS3 and watch new blurays
C)Poured drinks



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rumbot
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12-28-2013, 09:22 AM

D) straight from the bottle
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Hobospartan
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12-29-2013, 04:29 PM

Posthumous post from last night.  

From around three to midnight, I consumed the following:

2 glasses of Mimosa
1 glass of an tangerine/grapefruit wine
1 bottle of cranberry wine
And I topped it all of with
2 Jack and Cokes for desert

I was feeling pretty good for while a there


(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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KarthXLR
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12-30-2013, 02:23 PM

I have some nice rum and nice vodka I need to get rid of before I move. Should I just drink it straight or do you guys have recommendations as far as that goes?
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zaneyard
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12-30-2013, 02:43 PM

Well you're used to drinking mosquito repellent right? you should be able to drink the vodka straight.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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