Be Right Back, Uninstalling

I think my house is on fire, I'm not sure.  There is some heat and visibility is poor in some areas so I think there is smoke.  How can I tell for sure?  And if it is on fire what are the proper steps to remove it from my house?  Are there any recommended products for this?  Any chance of pirating any of the needed tools?  I don't feel like spending any money.

<3 you Rummy.  (If you don't get the joke play PlanetSide moar!)

Rummy probably started it after raging about this thread <3

You should try FireTruckWare.  It's free and has a pretty high success rate.

Tap water is actually relatively inexpensive and typically included in the rent for wherever you are. You might need a bukkit, though.

(06-04-2009, 10:02 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]Tap water is actually relatively inexpensive and typically included in the rent for wherever you are. You might need a bukkit, though.

I think the fire corrupted my bukkit.

Delete system32.

(06-04-2009, 10:09 AM)Pokemon Trainer Blues link Wrote: [ -> ]Delete system32.

I tried that an........OH GOD MY HOUSE JUST DISAPPEARED

Heh, I can't believe this happened.  Hold up, were you running a hardware FireAlarm?  They usually detect when fire is attempting to infiltrate a house before it gets into the inner workings and corrupts your hardware?  Is it updated to the most recent firmware?  And you're certain the power supply was properly installed and was charged?  Unbelievable.  Well since the house is now gone, make sure you utilize the FireTruckWare and purchase a new bukkit to remove the fire before you attempt to rebuild or you'll just have the same problems and have to start all over.  Seriously, what is this, like the third time you've had this problem?  I think you should read the user manual before you activate StoveWare again.

OMG I TRIED UNINSTALLING WINDOWS AND NOW IT IS JUST DARK IN HERE.

Also I heard apples are better but it's just attracting bugs.

I suggest using the microwave.

Buy a new house from Dell, you should be doing that every year anyways.

(06-04-2009, 08:28 PM)Ensign Epic link Wrote: [ -> ]I suggest using the microwave.

you should really run linux on it too

(06-04-2009, 09:48 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3019.msg88327#msg88327 date=1244165302]
I suggest using the microwave.

you should really run linux on it too
[/quote]Open source is really the only way to do it.  Private, independent contractors working in conjunction on a single project work much more efficiently.  Although, you may end up with one half in brick and one half in wood.  It'll come up faster in the end and be worth it.

What the fuck is this thread?  :-\

(06-05-2009, 11:04 AM)fyre link Wrote: [ -> ]What the fuck is this thread?  :-\

This is exactly the kind of bigotry that I was hoping to avoid by coming here. I mean, we're all trying to help this guy whose house is on fire, and you wander into the middle with your profanity and your silly smiley faces. It makes me sick.

HINT: SARCASM

ALWAYS USE THE MICROWAVE
IT IS THE ONE TRUE PATH TO ETERNAL LIFE
WELL THAT AND TRAINS

What is this shit and how do I get rid of it.

I've tried uninstalling windows and reinstalling it too.

(06-06-2009, 09:57 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ]What is this shit and how do I get rid of it.
I've tried uninstalling windows and reinstalling it too.

gotta use the hax.

guys my house is on fire and because my house is on fire my bidoof is also on fire what do I do

(06-07-2009, 06:45 PM)Squishy3 link Wrote: [ -> ]guys my house is on fire and because my house is on fire my bidoof is also on fire what do I do

whenever there is fire you should stop, drop and roll

bidoof should use rollout attack