Be Right Back, Uninstalling

As many of you know, Luin and I are off having an adventure across Canada. We're currently on Vancouver Island.
So far we have:

-scaled up the side of a mountain (only 5 or so feet until there was a trail). I was in a dress and had no shoes on. Dirty fucking hippie
-danced in a thunderstorm in the middle of the mountains
-met a gas station philosopher
-burped and farted in MANY restaurants (eh, they won't remember us after). We also DESTROYED many bathrooms (just for you Scotty!)
-smoked organic homegrown B.C. weed with an awesome old hippie who rocks my socks (only I took part in this)
-went sailing in the ocean where the waves were so awesome that I got butterflies and I couldn't stop laughing. Luin got to see her jellyfish and starfish so she was happy
-went on a ferry across the ocean
-we camped in this deserted campground and it had to have been below zero in the night, not cool
-went to this sweet pub in Edmonton called The Empress where I had the most amazing white beer I've ever had before...but now I can't remember the name Also saw an old friend of mine I haven't seen in a few years
-saw Luin's awesome older brother who wasn't offended when we belched and made dirty jokes at Swiss Chalet
-swam in a sacred lake (Lac du Ste Anne or "The Grandmother" as the Native Cree called it). We accidentally our clothes and swam for a bit too. It was amazing
-went to Ikea where I managed to NOT spend my money (yay) and had the super cheap food there
-went to Jasper where we drove past two HUGE caribou who were just chillin' on the side of the road. They were close enough to touch. Then I saw a "Warning Wolf Area" sign so I got out of the car and howled a bunch but no wolf puppies for Crystal
-got a fortune cookie in Alberta that said "An enjoyable vacation is awaiting you near the mountains" lolololol

But we were wondering if there are any brb,u-ers out here. We were going to ask before we left but we never got the chance.

I hope everyone's doing well!

Sounds exciting! Swiss Chalet = only in Canada, really. And you accidentally *what* your clothes? Lost them? We hope.

Enjoy yourselves. Don't offend the Cree. They're hardcore motherfuckers. They'll cut ye.

Also, I'd be utterly flabbergasted if we have somebody in New Brunswick but not in BC. Flabbergasted, I tell you.

lolz. been wondering where you guys were.

destroyed as in pooped?  man i can't do that in public bathrooms unless there's like a million pieces of toilet paper between my bum and the seat

I was wondering why HeK was so bored he decided to try Planetside.

Keep your eyes peeled for these: http://www.brbuninstalling.com/forum/ind...7#msg89867

Also, go to Science World and try to stuff yourself into the 1m^3 box. Take pictures. I'll show you mine if you show me yours

(06-14-2009, 08:59 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ]I was wondering why HeK was so bored he decided to try Planetside.

Twice even.

Yes, this is where we've been (and where we still are)!

It's really been an awesome time so far. I spent too much at Ikea and could have spent way more if I really really wanted to... and if we had room in the car but we totally don't.

I have a jar of holy water and I'm not really sure what to do with it now... I think that I'm going to water my special plant with it (if it's still alive, I'm looking at you, HeK :3)

Today we're going shopping... gonna accidentally some more of my monies, I think. I can't wait to see what is out there today...


Anyway I miss you guys. I totally missed a tftuesday and an fnf, but I'll let you know that I had a tf2 dream last night where we were all re-enacting an actual game as the characters, running around offing each other. Good times!

;D

I want a TF2 dream.

(06-14-2009, 12:32 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [ -> ]I have a jar of holy water and I'm not really sure what to do with it now... I think that I'm going to water my special plant with it (if it's still alive, I'm looking at you, HeK :3)

I have $5 CDN that says Crystal uses it for bongwater before you get back.

(06-14-2009, 12:32 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [ -> ]I have a jar of holy water and I'm not really sure what to do with it now...

Practice your jarate on someone

Send me some bagged milk

(06-14-2009, 01:09 AM)peaches link Wrote: [ -> ]Sounds exciting! Swiss Chalet = only in Canada, really. And you accidentally *what* your clothes? Lost them? We hope.

Can't you read? They accidentally their entire clothes.

(06-14-2009, 12:32 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [ -> ]Yes, this is where we've been (and where we still are)!

It's really been an awesome time so far. I spent too much at Ikea and could have spent way more if I really really wanted to... and if we had room in the car but we totally don't.

I have a jar of holy water and I'm not really sure what to do with it now... I think that I'm going to water my special plant with it (if it's still alive, I'm looking at you, HeK :3)

Today we're going shopping... gonna accidentally some more of my monies, I think. I can't wait to see what is out there today...


Anyway I miss you guys. I totally missed a tftuesday and an fnf, but I'll let you know that I had a tf2 dream last night where we were all re-enacting an actual game as the characters, running around offing each other. Good times!

Pictures of said Ikea or it doesn't exist. Seriously Ikeas don't exist.

I wanna smoke canadian weed and sail with sea creatures

Sounds awesome! Hope it continues to be so

(06-14-2009, 08:58 PM)Squishy3 link Wrote: [ -> ]Pictures of said Ikea or it doesn't exist. Seriously Ikeas don't exist.

there's one in austin :O

(06-15-2009, 12:18 PM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=3076.msg90138#msg90138 date=1245031095]Pictures of said Ikea or it doesn't exist. Seriously Ikeas don't exist.

there's one in austin :O
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(06-14-2009, 02:40 AM)Valentine Wiggin link Wrote: [ -> ]destroyed as in pooped?  man i can't do that in public bathrooms unless there's like a million pieces of toilet paper between my bum and the seat

pretty sure mythbusters did a piece on how impossible it was to actually catch anything from a toilet seat unless you have like open wounds on your ass cheeks... That being said, I totally put tp on seats (when I go at work) mostly because I don't like the cold... and it's a nice cushion...(and I dont want to catch any germs...)

PS I'm sure both luin and crystal are happy I've made this a full on poop discussion

(06-15-2009, 01:00 PM)SAVAGE-0 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Valentine Wiggin link=topic=3076.msg90031#msg90031 date=1244965244]
destroyed as in pooped?  man i can't do that in public bathrooms unless there's like a million pieces of toilet paper between my bum and the seat

pretty sure mythbusters did a piece on how impossible it was to actually catch anything from a toilet seat unless you have like open wounds on your ass cheeks... That being said, I totally put tp on seats (when I go at work) mostly because I don't like the cold... and it's a nice cushion...(and I dont want to catch any germs...)

PS I'm sure both luin and crystal are happy I've made this a full on poop discussion
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It's not about catching anything, so much as it's just kind of disgusting.