(06-18-2009, 04:46 PM)Corpse The Shenanigan Declarer link Wrote: [ -> ]This is a small game we play in theater. Please answer these questions:
Confucius say, he who ask too many questions at once blow his load too soon.
Still....
(06-18-2009, 04:46 PM)Corpse The Shenanigan Declarer link Wrote: [ -> ]You walk upon some wooded area, what do you see?
I see some squirrles running around. And some people having a picnic on a red and white checked blanket. The squirrels smell the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches of the picnic and start creeping in. It's peanut butter jelly time. But the people are not scared, actually they start rubbing the squirrels intimately. Then I suddenly notice the people have very bright and bushy tails. OMG FURRIES!
(06-18-2009, 04:46 PM)Corpse The Shenanigan Declarer link Wrote: [ -> ]Allright so now you are on a path, describe it and what do you do?
Wellllll, I got a little bit tired of
Walking down the road one day, doo-dah, doo-dah.
I got a little bit tired of walking down this old blinding yellow
road,
So pulled my little tired old body off to a little rest area
And lo and behold there's a little field of little red flowers out
there,
And they, heh, smelled so good. Whoa.
I was gettin' pretty tired and they smelled so good, and I
Figured, well, I'll just stretch out in this little field of
POPPIES! POPPIES! POPPIES! poppies!
(Cough)
Hey, what a strange dream, man!
The little flowers, they smell awfully good, and I was pretty tired.
The old wizard's just gonna have to wait, man, because I'm just gonna
Stretch out again in the little field of
POPPIES! POPPIES! POPPIES!
(06-18-2009, 04:46 PM)Corpse The Shenanigan Declarer link Wrote: [ -> ]You find a key, what is it like and what do you do with it?
I take the key to the nearest door I find. Instead of using it, I knock. A sultry brunnette answers the door, "Are you the Keymaster?"
"Not that I know of." Is my reply.
She slams the door in my face.....I knock again.
She repeats, "Are you the Keymaster?"
"Yes. Actually I'm a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here."
And then I get some.
(06-18-2009, 04:46 PM)Corpse The Shenanigan Declarer link Wrote: [ -> ]You now find a cup, describe the cup and what you do with it.
The cup is fine and old and worn and comfortable. Though any among us would try to deny it, the truth is we all have seen this cup. So familiar, so memorable, so indelible. I cradle the cup in my arms, lovingly, and bring it to these two girls I know. You know them too. And these two girls use this one cup in the only way they know how.
(06-18-2009, 04:46 PM)Corpse The Shenanigan Declarer link Wrote: [ -> ]You come upon a stream, what is it like and what do you do?
In anxious anticipation, I click the stream icon.
[tt]The Stream servers are too busy to handle your request. Please try again in a few minutes. [/tt]
(06-18-2009, 04:46 PM)Corpse The Shenanigan Declarer link Wrote: [ -> ]You now are at a house, what is the image you see and what do you do?
I see a splendid house, built of bread, with meat doors and cheese windows, and and olive toothpick chimney. It is a lucious sandwich house in the style of hansel and gretel...inviting, delicious, welcoming, made with unusual care and attention to detail. I approach the house, because I want to be part of it, be one of it, be a participant in the love of the sandwich. I reach out the door, touch the knob, excitement pulsing in my veins and growling in my stomach. My hand tries to turn, BUT IT'S LOCKED. THE FUCKING SANDWICH THREAD IS LOCKED AND NOW I AM LOCKED OUTSIDE AND LEFT WITH THE LONELINESS OF MY TEMPTATION AND MY DESIRE TO PRAISE THE SANDWICH.      Â
           fuckers
(06-18-2009, 04:46 PM)Corpse The Shenanigan Declarer link Wrote: [ -> ]You now see an animal, describe it and tell what you do.
Near the house, a long and haired creature pulls itself from the ground. As it rises up erect, I see it is a lemur. In a twitch, it brushes the stray dirt off of it's noble hide. In an instant, he bends over on himself and starts licking his balls, then notices that another being is around, turns to me, eyes lock, and waves hello.
I can only blink, statuesque.
(06-18-2009, 04:46 PM)Corpse The Shenanigan Declarer link Wrote: [ -> ]You see a human form, what is it and what do you do?
As the lemur turns to human form, it continues to lick and caress his own scrotum.
I say, "Hey Joel, wish you would keep that to yourself."
(06-18-2009, 04:46 PM)Corpse The Shenanigan Declarer link Wrote: [ -> ]You are now leaving the forest, how do you feel and where do you go?
I feel angst, anger, embarrassment, rightgeous indignation, and humiliation as I ragequit the forest forever.
To lift my spirits, I go play a round of Halo 3 before heading back to the forest.