Be Right Back, Uninstalling

THERE'S A BIRD IN MY HOUSE HOW DO I GET IT OUT. IT'S HIDING IN THE CLOSET AND IT WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! ITS SO LOUDDDDD!!!!
ITS DEAD GO AWAY

I say you take off and nuke the site from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.

Or, try this:  http://www.ehow.com/how_4512341_bird-out-house.html
I was going to suggest the blanket trap in the first place.  They're saying that's last resort and to try the "give him a lighted exit" thing first.

Do you know what kind of bird it is?

Have you tried uninstalling bird?

Only one? I would have thought more people would have given you the bird.

(06-27-2009, 10:18 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ]Only one? I would have thought more people would have given you the bird.

One hundred and ten to be exact.

(06-27-2009, 09:58 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]Have you tried uninstalling bird?

This amused me far more than it should have.  +1

Open the closet, then walk out of it. Problem solved 

Put on an episode of What Not to Wear. If it starts passing comment, give it a stern look and it may come out of the closet.

Taunt it out by flapping your arms around and whistling.

Don't forget to tape it and post on youtube or the bird won't follow.

Its a blue jay i think.

Also a few minutes ago it hit the window thinking it could get out, but it's still flying

I TRIED TO UNINSTALL IT BUT IT JUST LOCKS UP MY BIRDNEST

What type of cat can't handle a bird?


A pussycat.

If the bird naturally flies away when you get near, remember than any daytime animal will follow the light, so give it a lighted path as said before to the exit, and then chase it around, have a blanket nearby, if the bird smashes into anything head first, its usually fine, but it will be dazed for a second or two. Throw the blanket on and try not to crush it, their bones are delicate and feathers even more-so, though either way it has a shit ton of preening to do.

This comic is appropriate.

http://www.chickensnack.com/comics/lr/in...rip_id=391

(06-28-2009, 12:15 AM)Chronomaster link Wrote: [ -> ]This comic is appropriate.

http://www.chickensnack.com/comics/lr/in...rip_id=391

How do you read that comic without going blind? Does that site have some sort of app that makes the background normal or what? I honestly can't see anyone making it threw more then two comics without gouging their eyes out.

(06-28-2009, 02:10 AM)Neonie link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Chronomaster link=topic=3163.msg93060#msg93060 date=1246166126]
This comic is appropriate.

http://www.chickensnack.com/comics/lr/in...rip_id=391

How do you read that comic without going blind? Does that site have some sort of app that makes the background normal or what? I honestly can't see anyone making it threw more then two comics without gouging their eyes out.
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Orange isn't as bad as the white and bright blue that color this awesome forum.

(06-28-2009, 02:10 AM)Neonie link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Chronomaster link=topic=3163.msg93060#msg93060 date=1246166126]
This comic is appropriate.

http://www.chickensnack.com/comics/lr/in...rip_id=391

How do you read that comic without going blind? Does that site have some sort of app that makes the background normal or what? I honestly can't see anyone making it threw more then two comics without gouging their eyes out.
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To most people, it's just a hue under what would be considered annoying. Sorry buddy.

Focus more on the blacks and less on the oranges. (Hur hur subliminal racist statement see if you can find it)

(06-28-2009, 02:24 AM)Chronomaster link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Neonie link=topic=3163.msg93069#msg93069 date=1246173006]
[quote author=Chronomaster link=topic=3163.msg93060#msg93060 date=1246166126]
This comic is appropriate.

http://www.chickensnack.com/comics/lr/in...rip_id=391

How do you read that comic without going blind? Does that site have some sort of app that makes the background normal or what? I honestly can't see anyone making it threw more then two comics without gouging their eyes out.
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To most people, it's just a hue under what would be considered annoying. Sorry buddy.

Focus more on the blacks and less on the oranges. (Hur hur subliminal racist statement see if you can find it)
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the orange kinda looks like aids to me too
just like koth_rainbow

(06-27-2009, 11:32 PM)Sponson link Wrote: [ -> ]If the bird naturally flies away when you get near, remember than any daytime animal will follow the light, so give it a lighted path as said before to the exit, and then chase it around, have a blanket nearby, if the bird smashes into anything head first, its usually fine, but it will be dazed for a second or two. Throw the blanket on and try not to crush it, their bones are delicate and feathers even more-so, though either way it has a shit ton of preening to do.

AKA almost verbatim the advice from the link in the second post >_<

Have you tried deleting .systembirdy2?

*BA-DUM TISH*

I'll be here all week.