Billy Mays will replace the current greeter in Heaven.
Face it. Who doesn't want to be introduced to Heaven Billy Mays style?
(06-28-2009, 11:23 AM)Chronomaster link Wrote: [ -> ]Billy Mays will replace the current greeter in Heaven.
Face it. Who doesn't want to be introduced to Heaven Billy Mays style?
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE KEYS TO HEAVEN!
But really, still shitty news.
Someone is offing our celebs, CONSPIRACY
(06-28-2009, 11:26 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ]Someone is offing our celebs, CONSPIRACY
In the fine print, pacts with the devil expire in half-century increments.
He's immortal anyways, it's not like his commercials are going to just fall off the face of the Earth.
tv just got much much more watchable
honest please dont rage at me i just really hate this retard
(06-28-2009, 12:15 PM)Radio Raheem link Wrote: [ -> ]tv just got much much more watchable
honest please dont rage at me i just really hate this retard
At least he didn't get arrested.
where's mr. grey btw since caff brought up conspiracy
(06-28-2009, 12:56 PM)Squishy3 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Radio Raheem link=topic=3167.msg93120#msg93120 date=1246209306]
tv just got much much more watchable
honest please dont rage at me i just really hate this retard
At least he didn't get arrested.
where's mr. grey btw since caff brought up conspiracy
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Poor Vince, may he be remembered for the Rapchop and the people who loved his nutz and not the hookers he eventually came to beat up and prison time he eventually avoided... wait what?
(06-28-2009, 12:15 PM)Radio Raheem link Wrote: [ -> ]tv just got much much more watchable
honest please dont rage at me i just really hate this retard
You just earned yourself a whole lot of -1's.
Edit: I miss Billy already.
June has two more days. I say we cryogenically freeze anyone else we don't want to see (forgive this) "RMA'd" until at least July 1.
MJ, now BM? What next, Shatner? :-\ :'(
(06-28-2009, 01:38 PM)Star Knight link Wrote: [ -> ]MJ, now BM? What next, Shatner? :-\ :'(
GODDAMNIT MAN DON'T INVOKE THE RULE OF THREES
(06-28-2009, 01:46 PM)Ensign Epic link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Star Knight link=topic=3167.msg93146#msg93146 date=1246214333]
MJ, now BM? What next, Shatner? :-\ :'(
GODDAMNIT MAN DON'T INVOKE THE RULE OF THREES
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Huuum... It's already been made. Forgot Farrah Fawcett?
You have to wonder if before going to sleep last night, pitchman Billie Mays thought of Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon, and said to himself one last time, "but wait, there's more!"
(06-28-2009, 01:49 PM)The Chilean Crusher link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3167.msg93148#msg93148 date=1246214808]
[quote author=Star Knight link=topic=3167.msg93146#msg93146 date=1246214333]
MJ, now BM? What next, Shatner? :-\ :'(
GODDAMNIT MAN DON'T INVOKE THE RULE OF THREES
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Huuum... It's already been made. Forgot Farrah Fawcett?
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5 people have died this June- David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, Michael Jackson, and now Billy Mays. There's an unfilled slot.
Well, this made me feel a bit shitty. Thank you....
(06-28-2009, 01:54 PM)Squishy3 link Wrote: [ -> ]You have to wonder if before going to sleep last night, pitchman Billie Mays thought of Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon, and said to himself one last time, "but wait, there's more!"
I'm going to hell for LOLing at this.
(06-28-2009, 02:03 PM)Ensign Epic link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=The Chilean Crusher link=topic=3167.msg93149#msg93149 date=1246214956]
[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3167.msg93148#msg93148 date=1246214808]
[quote author=Star Knight link=topic=3167.msg93146#msg93146 date=1246214333]
MJ, now BM? What next, Shatner? :-\ :'(
GODDAMNIT MAN DON'T INVOKE THE RULE OF THREES
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Huuum... It's already been made. Forgot Farrah Fawcett?
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5 people have died this June- David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, Michael Jackson, and now Billy Mays. There's an unfilled slot.
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True, although it begs the question, is this some sort of celebrity rapture?