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Well, not pulled really, I was riding my bike home from work, and kinda stared at him as we passed each other. Like 30 seconds later I noticed he had come up behind me, and stopped in front of my fucking neighbors house. He made me keep my hands up, as he got out, and asked me where I was going, then made me get off my bike with my hands still on my head. Then had me sit on the hood of his car as he checked out my info. He ended up calling two other cops, one of who talked to me, and wound up telling me that I should wear a helmet, and put a light on my bike. Well, they also said that there were reports of vandals at the school down the street where I live...but yeah, the first guy was a real prick, but the second guy was cool.
Jawesome. Same thing happened to me a few weeks ago. I was finishing up my morning jog and this cop pulls me over and asks for my ID. 'cause you know, people jog with their wallets and shit in their pocket. So after a good 10 minutes of trying to tactfully explain this to him he asked me if I knew of this stupid symbol on stop signs, which I didn't. Then he asked what high school I went to and went "Oh you're 21? Well then have a good day."
(08-20-2009, 02:24 AM)SUPER MACHO MAN link Wrote: [ -> ]this stupid symbol on stop signs
(07-30-2009, 06:49 PM)jeff link Wrote: [ -> ][Image: 3772792275_2f2a38284c.jpg]
(08-20-2009, 02:33 AM)Tortilla link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=SUPER MACHO MAN link=topic=3490.msg107485#msg107485 date=1250753060]
this stupid symbol on stop signs
(07-30-2009, 06:49 PM)jeff link Wrote: [ -> ][Image: 3772792275_2f2a38284c.jpg]
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Pretty sure that means run in front of traffic.
geoff put that thing there... SHHHH
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(08-20-2009, 04:13 AM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: [ -> ]3-way



hehehe

Pac-Man ghost
(08-20-2009, 04:52 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=3490.msg107496#msg107496 date=1250759603]
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Pac-Man ghost
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Pac-Man 3-way?
Someone tell me that I'm not the only one who came in here expecting a story about the cop giving a handjob. The title is misleading.
(08-20-2009, 08:39 AM)ZargonX link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3490.msg107505#msg107505 date=1250761926]
[quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=3490.msg107496#msg107496 date=1250759603]
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hehehe

Pac-Man ghost
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Pac-Man 3-way?
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Well this got derailed quickly.
(08-20-2009, 09:29 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=ZargonX link=topic=3490.msg107520#msg107520 date=1250775583]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3490.msg107505#msg107505 date=1250761926]
[quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=3490.msg107496#msg107496 date=1250759603]
3-way



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Pac-Man ghost
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Pac-Man 3-way?
[/quote]I'd hit it with a WAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKA
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100 Points!

Duck, Duck, Goose

(08-20-2009, 11:45 AM)Hobospartan link Wrote: [ -> ]Well this got derailed quickly.
Welcome to brbu. Smile

I've yet to be pulled over, for anything (other than one ride program, where they pull EVERYONE over to check for drinking and driving), and I really don't want to be.
(08-20-2009, 05:00 PM)Nitrous Oxide link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Hobospartan link=topic=3490.msg107544#msg107544 date=1250786747]
Well this got derailed quickly.
Welcome to brbu. Smile

I've yet to be pulled over, for anything (other than one ride program, where they pull EVERYONE over to check for drinking and driving), and I really don't want to be.
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I got pulled over by Military Police for doing 40km/h in a 30km/h zone (25 mph in a 20 mph zone), received a ticket, grew a beard, and telepathically forced the court to throw out the ticket.

rumsfald

(08-20-2009, 06:17 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ]NSFW misleading title is false advertising.

do you have a special image search that pulls exactly what you want?

No matter what i type into google, i get the same three crappy family pictures.

rumsfald

(08-20-2009, 06:51 PM)Ianki link Wrote: [ -> ]do you have a special image search that pulls exactly what you want?

No matter what i type into google, i get the same three crappy family pictures.

Pulls. Good pun! Let me google that for you.
(08-20-2009, 07:09 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Ianki link=topic=3490.msg107647#msg107647 date=1250812273]
do you have a special image search that pulls exactly what you want?

No matter what i type into google, i get the same three crappy family pictures.

Pulls. Good pun! Let me google that for you.
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you must have a very interesting history for your wife and neighbors to discover