Be Right Back, Uninstalling

A few days ago I was super disappointed in my relationship with my wife. Over time, it went from being a fun relzationship, to a bland relation. Why? Well kind folks, you understand -  stuff gets in the way. It starts with buying a place. It culminates with pregnancy. More yells.

I found interesting advice here: women seeking affairs Guide.

It is not that I do not love the nippers. These things I had to do that come up became a set of situations that I just internally agreed to stop fully grasping.

The life of an attached man has been a good life. I didn't want to forfeit the life. However, Je suis a man. I want to get that fun that came with a new lady. That feeling that someone desires *me* once again.

That's what propelled me into searching for a new quest. It wasn't thought about at any degree. It 'simply happened' - with chance. Having an affair wasn't something I wanted to have consciously. Married affairs have a curse associated with those things. You never engage them naturally. You purely get annoyed of your relationship and take an opportunity ahead of your eyes.

It was never about my girl. It was toujours about moi. I began looking on the internets for an answer on how to change my relationship. I ended up landing on this site: dating sites for married people

I didn't want my infidelity to destroy la familia. I worship my partner and kids. I just wasn't getting the excitement I needed from the damn thing. I deemed that should I have an affair, it should be a itty bitty term passion. And it has been! I met Melissa in the internet on a WWW that was talked about by a client. She was funny and incredibly endearing - on the internet.

So I met Her. After a few too may cocktails, we left together-  we did what we had to do - she asked for my number at the finality of the evening, which I thought was good.

WOW!!!! she went INSANE on me. She started messaging, &calling and sending emails to me like a crazy person!!! Looking to fkup my relationship. She said she'd look up my girlsfriend. She said she'd fk me out of my life.

Thank GOD I had a falisafe method!!! named:  have an affair

Kor's Edit: Cleaned out the links, so the lulz remain but we don't have the foolish get internet aids.

This is the most hilarious spam thread ever

lmao

I'm not sure what to think.

Please, tell me more about these illicit affairs.

posting in epic thread

wait so im confused, did the wife find out about the girl or did the girl find out about the wife? last couple paragraphs were confusing



hope everything works out buddy

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Now THIS is how you make a spam thread. lolololol

man I feel awful.

the worst part is, I've been nailing your wife the whole time.

(04-23-2010, 02:01 PM)Tim link Wrote: [ -> ]see this is why hookers are chill they usually dont have enough money to afford a phone to call your wife and screw you over

No one really comes looking when they mysteriously disappear too.

=D

wow...... this is the quality all spam could achieve if they ever wise up and hire people to write copy, don draper style.

This is kind of awesome.

See, now I've got something to post about in the "What did I learn this week?" thread.

+1

A+ Product. I'd buy it.

My does a spambot have better karma than me? :'(