Be Right Back, Uninstalling

What would you do? Would you have sex? Get free drinks? Stare naked in the mirror all day?

I'd get on myfreecams and make some money. Also take pictures of myself and possibly fap to them in the future. It's not gay if you fap to yourself, right?

Also yes, I'm bored and slightly tipsy. With more alchohol sitting in front of me.

I would play with my tits.

All fucking day.

Ok, I need some guidelines before I give an answer:

Are we talking like a physical change that keeps most of your features? IE: I'd be a giant with squinty eyes.

Or are we meaning more of what you see in Anime and the like, where it's a full figure change, and you somehow magically turn into a hot attractive woman?

If it's the first, totally gonna go rob a bank, and then just hide the money until I change back, I'll have enough difference in anatomy and bone structure that they'll never be the wiser! Dohohoho!

The second? Three words: Awkward Lesbian Encounter.

(01-03-2011, 12:30 AM)Hobospartan link Wrote: [ -> ]I would play with my tits.

All fucking day.

sex

You're asking a guy that has thought about this for years, and I still don't have a definite answer.

I know lots of clothing is involved though.

shlick shlick shlick shlick shlick

Oh man, I'll be having orgasms after orgasms just because I'll be able to.

on second thought, i would rape honest

(01-03-2011, 12:58 AM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Hobospartan link=topic=5299.msg190608#msg190608 date=1294032634]
I would play with my tits.

All fucking day.

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Get out.

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Figure out how to make it never go away.

I'd just play the Song of Time at the end of the day to go back to the beginning.
Do something different every day.

something TOTALLY hilarious and original

im taking a bite out of gender conventions!! *takes big bite of BURGER instead of sandwich, haha*

(01-03-2011, 12:58 AM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Hobospartan link=topic=5299.msg190608#msg190608 date=1294032634]
I would play with my tits.

All fucking day.

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(01-03-2011, 06:48 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=5299.msg190613#msg190613 date=1294034337]
[quote author=Hobospartan link=topic=5299.msg190608#msg190608 date=1294032634]
I would play with my tits.

All fucking day.

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^this.

I agree with Merc, though: I'd probably bone another chick.

(01-03-2011, 12:30 AM)Hobospartan link Wrote: [ -> ]I would play with my tits.

All fucking day.

pretty much this. I wouldn't also try out a sybian.

(01-03-2011, 08:32 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Hobospartan link=topic=5299.msg190608#msg190608 date=1294032634]
I would play with my tits.

All fucking day.

pretty much this. I wouldn't also try out a sybian.
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Question is, does the Sybian that's not getting tried, not have the full blown didlo attachment, or just the classic hump?

(01-03-2011, 10:07 AM)Kirby, the Ghost of Kritzmas Past link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=5299.msg190648#msg190648 date=1294061541]
[quote author=Hobospartan link=topic=5299.msg190608#msg190608 date=1294032634]
I would play with my tits.

All fucking day.

pretty much this. I wouldn't also try out a sybian.
[/quote]


Question is, does the Sybian that's not getting tried, not have the full blown didlo attachment, or just the classic hump?
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It certainly wouldn't have every attachment available to it.