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Hi there,

You should know something. I drink.

I was going to tell you something else...what was it. Oh, I remember (hic). I also have an appreciation for the great puns the pornography industry has given us over the years. You know, like this one



Or this one



So, I'm creating this thread because I'm out of beer and in need of alternative entertainment. For my entertainment purposes, I propose that, when you have a witty fake porn name based on a BRB or video game (or otherly creative in-joke), you post it here.

(bonus points for the artsy types who want to create movie posters of the funnier ones)

Allow me to start.

For Versus: Touhou Framed Roger Rabbit

Uh...

Black Cock down?

Edit: Oooh! Thought of another one!

The Fantastic Whore.

Staring Jessica Alba as the woman who's clothes turn invisible.

le sigh

In-jokes, Merc. In-jokes. like

For at0m: Planetside of the Rapes

For Kor: Korshaft, Korshaft III: The Frozen Bone, World of Korshaft

...

etc.


(though Fantastic Whore is kinda funny).

Fap onto liquid?

The Sporeshank Prostration? (Not suggestive enough)

The Rapes of Reevesith?

Schindiglett's Fist?

oh god I'm not very good at this I'll go back to playing video games

(05-01-2011, 01:38 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ]le sigh

In-jokes, Merc. In-jokes.

Goddamn I'm a baddie.

Get in the Cunt You Points!

Hek's Men: The Last Spam.

you guys are just posting bad puns

they are supposed to be topical puns

(05-01-2011, 02:32 PM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [ -> ]you guys are just posting bad puns

they are supposed to be topical puns

Thank you, Versus. Or should I say, Fleshlight Gordon

(05-01-2011, 01:50 PM)Eightball link Wrote: [ -> ]The Sporeshank Prostration? (Not suggestive enough)

At the end, Karth drills a hole through my pants and takes my sewer-hole to sweet release. Then we go to Mexico.

lmao

(05-01-2011, 03:40 PM)Spore link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Eightball link=topic=5601.msg204908#msg204908 date=1304275858]
The Sporeshank Prostration? (Not suggestive enough)

At the end, Karth drills a hole through my pants and takes my sewer-hole to sweet release. Then we go to Mexico.
[/quote]
Wait, you've been awake this whole time and you just didn't feel like filming that commercial?

(05-01-2011, 04:49 PM)Stein link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Spore link=topic=5601.msg204922#msg204922 date=1304282443]
[quote author=Eightball link=topic=5601.msg204908#msg204908 date=1304275858]
The Sporeshank Prostration? (Not suggestive enough)

At the end, Karth drills a hole through my pants and takes my sewer-hole to sweet release. Then we go to Mexico.
[/quote]
Wait, you've been awake this whole time and you just didn't feel like filming that commercial?
[/quote]

Your complete disregard for context makes it seem like we were planning on filming a commercial for The Sporeshank Prostration.

Want to film a commercial for The Sporeshank Prostration?

(05-01-2011, 06:59 PM)Spore link Wrote: [ -> ]Want to film a commercial for Spore Games

[tt]Shall we play, global thermonuclear spore?[/tt]

For Didzo: No-Hat Mountain

amidoingitright?

I'm horrible at photoshop, but I figure this would make a good poster for caff: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splash_%28film%29

Oh my God Caffeine a bomb!

Quote: Merc link=topic=5601.msg204985#msg204985 date=1304309791]
Oh my God Caffeine a bomb!

A bomb!?



For Versus: I speeel my Seed

Hoboy, I probably know more legitimate porno spoofs than any decent person is allowed to know (research, freshmen year, puzzle hunt). I'll start with Tardle

Throbbin' Hood: Prince of Biebs is probably my favorite, but Saturday Night Beiber and Beiberjuice both probably work as well. Maybe I'll do some more, mayhaps not. I remember very little about very few :|